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Published: 2011-02-16 22:39:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 3088; Favourites: 77; Downloads: 18
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This scenario popped into my head randomly as always. Hope it makes ya laugh!
Peach & Toad Β© Nintendo
The artwork Β© My beautiful self
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XD That face is just too funny!
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Never played brawl, but that doesnΒ΄t mean this didnΒ΄t make my day. 
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one of the best comments I can get! Thank you so much!
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Riddle me this, where does she keep him while she fighting? . . . o.O BTW Thunder love the comic its one of my favs [link]
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HAMMER SPACE.. space.. s..a.e..... YES similar to links pouch thing. All the game characters have it. Wiki it if you like haha Glad you like it 
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That's rather bau5
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Poor Toad finally realizes the truth. Great comic XD
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Lol, Toad's face expression in the last panel is hilarious!
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HOLYSMOKESTHATSAWESOME
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Toad isn't a meat shield! He's a FUNGUS shield!
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either way, he has the right to RAAAGE
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Yeah, poor Toad. First he gets saddled with the job of watching over the flighty, unpredictable Princess Peach, who is regularly kidnapped (read: runs away with) Bowser, then his job is taken by Toadsworth. And after that he's used as a living shield against a LOT of angry fighters with swords, arrows, magic, claws, guns, lasers, baseball bats and explosives. And he doesn't even get a "thanks for being my long time advisor and meat shield". One day that guy is going to go beserk and murder a few people.
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I will be waiting outside the nearest retailer of video games on that day to purchase that game
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So will I I'm going to kill Mario first!
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for me, the over popular yoshi!
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I'd get Toadsworth after that. After all, he took Toad's job, and he's slow!
Yup. Yoshi is over popular. Because he's cute!
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cute until he passes you in mariokart! then I look like this too
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Actually, my Mariokart Yoshi's speed is, like, UBER low. Yoshi ist eine dummkopf. Ich moetche ihn toeten. And my Mario-AI ALWAYS smashes into everyone else. Then I go too!
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I play MarioKart Wii. I played the DS version once, it was hard as hell.
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YEAH online mariokart ds is a goon-show. Yeah I've played em all, mario kart wii bein awesome cuz I can be myself with mario overalls on!! haha
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lol I play as Daisy or Bowser Jr. I always wondered why he wasn't in the small class, he's smaller than Toadette!
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maybe its a weight issue? mushroom spores as opposed to.. evil turtleyness?
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Maybe. The people in the "large" class are almost always slower than the people from the other classes, except for Rosalina who gets a pass for being awesome and magic and queen of the universe or whatever. What I always found hilarious was that in SSB Brawl you can knock Bowser on his back and he gets stuck that way, pawing the air in distress. Oops. I totally didn't do that on purpose.
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haha! yeah! im super tall so my mii makes me a large class :I I use that bike with the star on the front almost always
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Really? I don't like that one so much.
Hands up if you think Wario's Gold Mine is harder than Rainbow Road! *puts up hand*
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different vehicles for different pplz :b harder than rainbow road? maybe on 150 cc haha
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Idk I fall off of Wario's more that RR. I've even gone through a RR race without FALLING OFF ONCE.
Oh yeah. I win.
Yeah, I like the Mach bike and the Magikart.
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ah ok, yeah wario's isn't that bad for me, but you get used to all of them trying to beat the expert times in time trial mode to win everything
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yeah. I can't get Dry Bones Bowser....I have everyone BUT him lol
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patience, studying, and repitition led me to victory when I wanted the mario clothes lol
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lol I just look it up on the internet XD
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lol nope
do get a helluva lotta pr0n when it gives me images though.
(Seriously google, wtf?!)
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haha ur mature googematurefilterthingy is brokened
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I know IT ANNOYS ME!
But all google images shows is pr0n anyway, even with it on! LOL
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