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What is it?

The brain of a REEEEALLY smart mofo named Jeremy Valdez. Or as he likes to be known, Professor V. But you gotta cut him some slack, because he's known for being a genius. But an almost frustratingly forgetful and absentminded one at that. He really does have a ridiculous amount of brilliant inventions that, by all accounts, shouldn't work at all.

Aka, a rocket-based spaceship that shouldn't be able to leave the atmosphere, yet it has soil traces from the Moon on it. A pistol that weaponizes high-intensity X-rays that only uses two AA Batteries and a common quartz crystal for focusing energy. A drilling machine that flat out vaporizes the rock in front of it rather than displacing it. The SCP Foundation has no idea how he even manages to do this, and frankly, neither does he. He takes plenty of notes, because that's the only logical way he can look back at them and remember how they work, but uh....his notes are hard to understand. Sometimes he forgets to complete his notes unless reminded. And oftentimes, he loses his notes because he has NO organization skills. Funnily enough, he still enjoys inventing, and is still quite sophisticated, and fine with being a brain in a jar. Overall, he's brilliant. He just needs to learn how to use a file cabinet.

What would THEY do?

Simple enough! Give him some work! You know as well as I do that the Eccentrix absolutely love folks like him who defy the known laws of physics for funsies, and would support him all the way in whatever he'd like to make and patent to the good people of the Eccentri-City. Although they're currently hiring a lab assistant for him to help him organize his stuff and keep track of whatever he's doing at the moment being so he doesn't get so lost in his own train of thought. Heavens knows how easy that is anyway.

Description
What is it?

The brain of a REEEEALLY smart mofo named Jeremy Valdez. Or as he likes to be known, Professor V. But you gotta cut him some slack, because he's known for being a genius. But an almost frustratingly forgetful and absentminded one at that. He really does have a ridiculous amount of brilliant inventions that, by all accounts, shouldn't work at all.

Aka, a rocket-based spaceship that shouldn't be able to leave the atmosphere, yet it has soil traces from the Moon on it. A pistol that weaponizes high-intensity X-rays that only uses two AA Batteries and a common quartz crystal for focusing energy. A drilling machine that flat out vaporizes the rock in front of it rather than displacing it. The SCP Foundation has no idea how he even manages to do this, and frankly, neither does he. He takes plenty of notes, because that's the only logical way he can look back at them and remember how they work, but uh....his notes are hard to understand. Sometimes he forgets to complete his notes unless reminded. And oftentimes, he loses his notes because he has NO organization skills. Funnily enough, he still enjoys inventing, and is still quite sophisticated, and fine with being a brain in a jar. Overall, he's brilliant. He just needs to learn how to use a file cabinet.

What would THEY do?

Simple enough! Give him some work! You know as well as I do that the Eccentrix absolutely love folks like him who defy the known laws of physics for funsies, and would support him all the way in whatever he'd like to make and patent to the good people of the Eccentri-City. Although they're currently hiring a lab assistant for him to help him organize his stuff and keep track of whatever he's doing at the moment being so he doesn't get so lost in his own train of thought. Heavens knows how easy that is anyway.