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Creepers and Ocelots (at least these ones) are from Minecraft.
Shadow People are from Stardew Valley. with the groceries being from the base game or various mods.
Aaand I got the idea of the She-Wolffish from this Haunted House animatronic, at 7:58 (www.youtube.com/watch?v=FACO_0… )
And as always, Professor Linnaeus belongs to

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HOLY MOSES....

Three in one day.

Admittedly, it's mostly sketches, or even lining in already done sketches. But nonetheless, I think this is QUITE a way to get back onto the saddle!
Now man...this has been quite a day. So I'm gonna go ahead and submit this, and turn in for the night.

But not before sharing some snippets regarding these entries!

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Creepers
- One may notice that Creepers tend to attract lightning. And when they get hit by lightning, they obtain a striking electric-blue aura, and are purported to produce an even bigger explosion! I needn't tell you why I don't bother to find out for myself. 
- That being said...sometimes Creepers are killed before they can explode. Sometimes, manmade items are found inside them. Particularly (and VERY oddly enough)...vinyl records? I got one of my favorites in my current collection from simply looting a deceased Creeper!


Ocelots
- I must refute the common myth that modern domesticated cats owe the Ocelot their ancestry! It absolutely must be stated that Felis catus were (ostensibly) domesticated TWICE through their history! Besides, I would advise against trying to keep Ocelots as pets, or even trying to nurse them back to health longer than you need to. This, I'm saying out of personal experience. 

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Shadow People 
- Please note, the term "Shadow Brute" is now vastly out of date and culturally insensitive. Their history and struggles stretch too far back to be reduced to the word "Brute". Thank you for listening.
- Shadow People tend to possess great strength! Albeit they themselves are a bit more fragile than one would expect. But that is because when Shadow People get hit with physical trauma, their bodies disappear into a puff of smoke. They get "poofed", with the culmination of their being--called Void Essence--left behind to reform the body later on. 
- This is the extent of my notes for now. Whereas I declined the Weed-Infused Skooma, I did get talked into having a joint with a local Shaman to be courteous. It was...an ill-fated attempt to communion with him. I had so many questions in mind, yet I didn't ask a single one. 

Void Groceries
- Slime Berries grow like any other berry, of course. Until MORE berries start to grow from them, almost as if they bubble up into existence. They're very sugary. 
- Eyefruits are...delicious? It tastes like a very plump, sweet Carambola (read: "Star Fruit")! Amazing, if not slightly upsetting to look at.
- Void Roots are essentially carrots that hate you. I jest you not, it bites like wasabi! Yet the local Shadow People eat them like apples! 
- Monster Mushrooms are huge. As in, watermelon-sized. Not to mention, they have a surprisingly meaty texture and taste!
- Snatcher Worms taste like chicken, and are often used to make a substitute for chicken broth. Mostly because Shadow People refuse to slaughter Void Chickens.
- Speaking of Void Chickens...Void Eggs. They come out of the shell already cooked. Also, they taste spicy?? Has a strong black pepper aroma.
- I had sushi with Void Salmon, Void Eel and Void Carp as the ingredients. It's uh...it's safe to eat.
- On top of Cannabis and Moon Sugar, I did also see the bazaar selling other...substances. Opium. Mescaline. Ether. Various unidentifiable mushrooms. Amniotic Ballast. Oh, also a LOT of Moon Sugar. Of course, their tolerance for these substances is incredibly high. 
- Lastly...I bought a Pumpkin while in a cannabis-induced stupor. I'm still not sure what to do with it...

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She-Wolffish 
- Now this...the demonic fish itself does not rouse my curiosity very much. It's what's behind the demonic fish that truly invites feverish speculation! She brings harm to absolutely no one, and yet she is set up in her cramped mine shaft to be a perfectly impenetrable barrier. No one can pull her out, or push her further in. I doubt she can be killed through conventional means, and rapidly growing crystals in the ground make digging around her an impossibility too. What could her huge bulk be hiding? Perhaps the treasure of a long-dead Dark Lord from days of old! Perhaps a doorway to another world! Perhaps even some ancient, powerful relic that could bring prosperity or ruin! Or perhaps even nothing at all! 

But whatever does it matter? Ever-tantalizing as it may be to think about, we may probably never know. If only the She-Wolffish could talk...If only she could understand me. 
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