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Neil Blues
Vido tel Waro-Pol

During her now consistently normal life, Tara had been getting a lot of visitors. Friends from school of various kinds!

Today in particular was when Tog, Vido, and Domira dropped by to study for a while in the other room, while Neil and Cyberbrain had arrived later on in the day, surprised to see the house already with guests. Neil was about ready to apologize and head out to do something else with Cyberbrain that moment.

"Woah! Uh...we didn't come at a bad time, did we Tara?"

"Not at all! The others are still studying some upstairs, but it shouldn't be too long until they wrap up. Meanwhile, if you'd like, you guys can play with the Interdimensional Game Console we've got in the living room. Heh, I know you guys like video games after all."

"Sure thing, we'll--wait. What.

Did you say...Interdimensional? Gaming Console?"

"Oh yeah! My dad made it not too long ago! It's a modular device that can use Crystallized Anthenite pull a game cartridge, disc, or download from just about any dimension, and modify itself to be able to play it to full capacity. It costs zero dollars to play or keep these games too! Like anything that's interdimensional, it's pretty much a case of infinite timelines, and infinite possibilities."

"Woah dude...Cyberbrain, didja hear that? Tara's LITERALLY got an infinite video game machine in the other room! NICE! Does that mean we get Half-Life 3?"

"How about at least 14 different versions of Half-Life 3, where they were made on schedule? But I say, why settle for just Half-Life 3?"

"Wait, holy shit, are you serious?! Neil, dude...I'm not sleeping tonight. Let's freakin' play some cool games, man."

"YESSSS. Thank you Tara! Dude, I'm spoiled for choice, but I have no idea where to begin! Maybe we'll just hit the randomize button on the front there."

"Why not dude? Here goes nothing!"

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"THE GAME: Dimensions of Violence"

On screen, it was pure chaos. Neil was pretty sure this was like Scribblenauts, except more HD, more omniscient, and more utterly batshit. With the keypad at the beginning, he begun this game with a Chinese Dragon as his starting weapon, while Cyberbrain begun with a Giant Mecha. The goal of the game was to just destroy everyone else by any means necessary.

So far, they managed to fight off players using Blood Magic, Lycanthropy, a Panzer Tank, Candy Elementals, a Nuclear-Rocket Launcher, a Shoggoth, Zeus's Lightning Bolts, the Vorpal Sword, Ghost Trains, and a Regular Butter Knife.

Inexplicably enough, the jackass wielding the butter knife was the only one of the bunch that HADN'T ended up dead yet. And he was evading any and all attempts on his life to Cyberbrain's face.

"GOD...FRRGH...FLURRGH...FRARRKIN...FRAGGIN RAGGIN REGGA-PULVERATED FRATTIN-DROLLIN YATTIN PITTIN SWATTIN KALLEN-PATTA-RATTIN PENGALATTA--!!!"

"Wow, that little guy's really kicking your ass, isn't he?"

"HE IS NOT!! 1 HP PER HIT. 1 SINGLE, SOLITARY HP!! THIS GUY'S SHAMING ME, NEIL BLUES.

"Well, can't exactly blame him. I mean you did pick the biggest possible thing there, and he invested in agility, so it's no wonder you can't even scratch the guy."

"AAAAAAAARRRRRGHHH SHIT SUCKS MAN, PLEASE GET IN HERE AND HELP ME ALREADY?!"

"SNERK! Just a few more minutes. You're pretty funny when you start squirming, y'know that?"

"UUUUNGGGGGGHHH, YOU SUCK NEIL...."

Tara had simply been watching the two go at it, as she had nothing better to do at the time. At least not until Vido came from upstairs first, and perked up noticing...

"Hey...did I miss something? I don't think I've ever seen that game before. Huh!"

Description
DISCLAIMER: Characters belong to...
Neil Blues
Vido tel Waro-Pol

During her now consistently normal life, Tara had been getting a lot of visitors. Friends from school of various kinds!

Today in particular was when Tog, Vido, and Domira dropped by to study for a while in the other room, while Neil and Cyberbrain had arrived later on in the day, surprised to see the house already with guests. Neil was about ready to apologize and head out to do something else with Cyberbrain that moment.

"Woah! Uh...we didn't come at a bad time, did we Tara?"

"Not at all! The others are still studying some upstairs, but it shouldn't be too long until they wrap up. Meanwhile, if you'd like, you guys can play with the Interdimensional Game Console we've got in the living room. Heh, I know you guys like video games after all."

"Sure thing, we'll--wait. What.

Did you say...Interdimensional? Gaming Console?"

"Oh yeah! My dad made it not too long ago! It's a modular device that can use Crystallized Anthenite pull a game cartridge, disc, or download from just about any dimension, and modify itself to be able to play it to full capacity. It costs zero dollars to play or keep these games too! Like anything that's interdimensional, it's pretty much a case of infinite timelines, and infinite possibilities."

"Woah dude...Cyberbrain, didja hear that? Tara's LITERALLY got an infinite video game machine in the other room! NICE! Does that mean we get Half-Life 3?"

"How about at least 14 different versions of Half-Life 3, where they were made on schedule? But I say, why settle for just Half-Life 3?"

"Wait, holy shit, are you serious?! Neil, dude...I'm not sleeping tonight. Let's freakin' play some cool games, man."

"YESSSS. Thank you Tara! Dude, I'm spoiled for choice, but I have no idea where to begin! Maybe we'll just hit the randomize button on the front there."

"Why not dude? Here goes nothing!"

--------------------------------------------

"THE GAME: Dimensions of Violence"

On screen, it was pure chaos. Neil was pretty sure this was like Scribblenauts, except more HD, more omniscient, and more utterly batshit. With the keypad at the beginning, he begun this game with a Chinese Dragon as his starting weapon, while Cyberbrain begun with a Giant Mecha. The goal of the game was to just destroy everyone else by any means necessary.

So far, they managed to fight off players using Blood Magic, Lycanthropy, a Panzer Tank, Candy Elementals, a Nuclear-Rocket Launcher, a Shoggoth, Zeus's Lightning Bolts, the Vorpal Sword, Ghost Trains, and a Regular Butter Knife.

Inexplicably enough, the jackass wielding the butter knife was the only one of the bunch that HADN'T ended up dead yet. And he was evading any and all attempts on his life to Cyberbrain's face.

"GOD...FRRGH...FLURRGH...FRARRKIN...FRAGGIN RAGGIN REGGA-PULVERATED FRATTIN-DROLLIN YATTIN PITTIN SWATTIN KALLEN-PATTA-RATTIN PENGALATTA--!!!"

"Wow, that little guy's really kicking your ass, isn't he?"

"HE IS NOT!! 1 HP PER HIT. 1 SINGLE, SOLITARY HP!! THIS GUY'S SHAMING ME, NEIL BLUES.

"Well, can't exactly blame him. I mean you did pick the biggest possible thing there, and he invested in agility, so it's no wonder you can't even scratch the guy."

"AAAAAAAARRRRRGHHH SHIT SUCKS MAN, PLEASE GET IN HERE AND HELP ME ALREADY?!"

"SNERK! Just a few more minutes. You're pretty funny when you start squirming, y'know that?"

"UUUUNGGGGGGHHH, YOU SUCK NEIL...."

Tara had simply been watching the two go at it, as she had nothing better to do at the time. At least not until Vido came from upstairs first, and perked up noticing...

"Hey...did I miss something? I don't think I've ever seen that game before. Huh!"