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And now for something completely different AGAIN!

Lemme tell you...way back in the day, when I did the Eccentrix stories, I used to include content from the SCP Foundation in them too. Of course, the events detailed would have only happened in my own fictional universe. But I still feel that the sheer amount of bizarre things going on is TOO good to miss. So...let me tell you some tales.

DISCLAIMER: THIS SHIT GETS SO WEIRD. Tell me at what sentence did your head start hurting!
DISCLAIMER: THIS DEVIATES FROM SCP FOUNDATION CANON, IF THERE IS ONE. Soooo, if you're the author, sorry if it doesn't follow your vision 100%. AND ALL CHARACTERS GO TO THEIR ORIGINAL CREATORS!
DISCLAIMER: At any time you see the word "Dragon Insignia", something about the character, King Norbert the Dragon, is that his great will makes him immune to mind effects. His presence AND image gradually destroys cognitohazardous effects! Just letting you know!

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It all began with SCP-231-7. Once codenamed as "Special Personnel Requirements". Now...her true name is "Conquest". As in the Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Once believed to be an innocent girl (who was also a female right whale), pregnant with a world-ending entity that feeds on agony and fear, she was contained ever since she was nine years old, and subject to a truly unspeakable and confusing ritual, known as the dreaded Procedure-110 Montauk, to sate its hunger for pain. A ritual that for some reason specifically required a bull elephant in musth, six giant ducks convicted of sex crimes, a bed of live cobras, Barbra Streisand's Greatest Hits, a staple remover, a feather boa that absolutely HAS to be black, and shitty movies. Yeah, I don't know either. Don't think about it.

BUT WAIT! IT GETS EVEN MORE CONFUSING. After seven years of this horrific ultratorture, she was suddenly liberated...and gave birth to herself. Reborn, powerful and vengeful, she destroyed her creators, and was visited by Yahweh...who informed her that she was in fact a Horseman of the Apocalypse, and was tortured to mold her into the vengeful destroyer of mankind she needed to be. Only she refused...because she was furious he did nothing to stop her torment. That he let it happen to her, and thought she'd obey him after this gigantic lie! Leading her to flip of YAHWEH himself, pack her bags, hop aboard her steed (an Atmospheric Jellyfish), and go explore the Universe. And He had to concede, that was a HUGE dick move on his part.

However...not without first discovering the strange city that is the Eccentri-City. Discovering the strange things residing in it. Discovering the harmony that is their life, lead by their King, Norbert the Dragon. And finally...coming to him one night, and charging him with a mission to liberate otherwise innocent SCP's who deserve something better than containment. She told him, lead an Exodus out of the Foundation. Take them to his Promised Land. And punish genuinely malicious and evil SCP's who attempt to get in the way. And if the Foundation refuses to play along, she'll simply destroy them. All of them. She'll occasionally check on progress at times.

So...while Conquest left the world to explore the great beyond, Norbert and his forces begun the Exodus. And here's what they dredged up!

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SCP-2014, aka Zsar Magoth. An eldritch abomination trapped in a gecko's body who likes to skateboard! What else can I say? He's a radical dude.

SCP-2598, aka Leppi . A successful Moth Salesman who attempts to sell his special product, the Moth Helm, to potential customers! Now with a wider arthropod demographic to sell his product.

SCP-958, aka General Beep. A toy robot that gives toy weapons to children, with which to fight invading anomalous monsters! Fortunately, he's now in a place with lots of badass children who won't sue!

SCP-085, aka Cassandra. A once-lonely living drawing, now free to roam real 3D space, and animated using VERY old anomalous ink from the 1920's. She's pretty...bendy looking, so they might have to fix that.

SCP-1364, aka Sniffles. An ultra-vulnerable anteater who gets harmed by EVERYTHING. Body disintegrated crossing a portal. Somehow ended up as a ghost. But fortunately, he's not vulnerable to much anymore!

SCP-1171, aka Beauremont. An alien working a white collar job, who is also extremely racist towards human beings, and claims his own species was on Earth before the human race. Who'd have thought?

SCP-959, aka Bogeyman. A normal man with a handlebar mustache, who appears as something that traumatizes a person the most. Now wears a cloak with Norbert's famous Dragon Insignia, to gradually destroy the cognitohazardous effect.

SCP-2995, aka Jinse Yang-Uang. A tiny red sun who is the only child of the Sun, and once contained in holy ground. Now freed, and convinced to spare humanity, in exchange for getting to see his lonely father.

SCP-1481, aka Djon Collin. A genie, forced to grant a wish by some jackass punk to irreversibly become a "alcoholic junkie tweaker crackhead". The Eccentrix is taking his unfair case to court at the Elemental Plane of Air.

SCP-166, aka Excelsis. A devoutly religious succubus who is allergic to clothes, causes men to want sex with her, and needs to subsist on spermatzoa. She got a Dragon Insignia tattoo, which will gradually destroy the cognitohazardous effect.

SCP-2393, aka Sierra Juniper. A dryad who commonly uses technology, like cell phones, computers, and MP3's. She was rejected back at home for this, but nobody in Eccentri-City really bats an eye.

SCP-516, aka Munik. A sentient, patriotic tank who is pacifistic, and does everything it can to avoid harming innocent people. With testing concluded, he is permitted to live out the rest of his days in peace.

SCP-3637, aka Mother Maia. A Maiasaura skeleton made out of salt crystals who mourned over her dead young. But the tears shed by other Eccentri-Citizens made enough salt to reconstruct and revive her babies! Mostly.

SCP-2331, aka SCRAVECROW. A scarecrow with a pumpkin for a head who is also a DJ for wild rave parties! He is generally permitted to wander free, but occasionally comes to Eccentri-City to perform.

SCP-321, aka Stella Sirenia. A mermaid who is part-manatee, and used to have a melodious singing voice. However, a boat crash accident left her with scars, and a ruined voice. English lessons and corrective surgery are scheduled.

SCP-1690, aka Tamago. An entity composed entirely out of rice and sushi, who is very sentimental, wise, and good at sushi. But he travels to Eccentri-City, to find himself, as he supposes his art is...missing something.

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Yikes....that's a lot.

Description
And now for something completely different AGAIN!

Lemme tell you...way back in the day, when I did the Eccentrix stories, I used to include content from the SCP Foundation in them too. Of course, the events detailed would have only happened in my own fictional universe. But I still feel that the sheer amount of bizarre things going on is TOO good to miss. So...let me tell you some tales.

DISCLAIMER: THIS SHIT GETS SO WEIRD. Tell me at what sentence did your head start hurting!
DISCLAIMER: THIS DEVIATES FROM SCP FOUNDATION CANON, IF THERE IS ONE. Soooo, if you're the author, sorry if it doesn't follow your vision 100%. AND ALL CHARACTERS GO TO THEIR ORIGINAL CREATORS!
DISCLAIMER: At any time you see the word "Dragon Insignia", something about the character, King Norbert the Dragon, is that his great will makes him immune to mind effects. His presence AND image gradually destroys cognitohazardous effects! Just letting you know!

----------------------

It all began with SCP-231-7. Once codenamed as "Special Personnel Requirements". Now...her true name is "Conquest". As in the Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Once believed to be an innocent girl (who was also a female right whale), pregnant with a world-ending entity that feeds on agony and fear, she was contained ever since she was nine years old, and subject to a truly unspeakable and confusing ritual, known as the dreaded Procedure-110 Montauk, to sate its hunger for pain. A ritual that for some reason specifically required a bull elephant in musth, six giant ducks convicted of sex crimes, a bed of live cobras, Barbra Streisand's Greatest Hits, a staple remover, a feather boa that absolutely HAS to be black, and shitty movies. Yeah, I don't know either. Don't think about it.

BUT WAIT! IT GETS EVEN MORE CONFUSING. After seven years of this horrific ultratorture, she was suddenly liberated...and gave birth to herself. Reborn, powerful and vengeful, she destroyed her creators, and was visited by Yahweh...who informed her that she was in fact a Horseman of the Apocalypse, and was tortured to mold her into the vengeful destroyer of mankind she needed to be. Only she refused...because she was furious he did nothing to stop her torment. That he let it happen to her, and thought she'd obey him after this gigantic lie! Leading her to flip of YAHWEH himself, pack her bags, hop aboard her steed (an Atmospheric Jellyfish), and go explore the Universe. And He had to concede, that was a HUGE dick move on his part.

However...not without first discovering the strange city that is the Eccentri-City. Discovering the strange things residing in it. Discovering the harmony that is their life, lead by their King, Norbert the Dragon. And finally...coming to him one night, and charging him with a mission to liberate otherwise innocent SCP's who deserve something better than containment. She told him, lead an Exodus out of the Foundation. Take them to his Promised Land. And punish genuinely malicious and evil SCP's who attempt to get in the way. And if the Foundation refuses to play along, she'll simply destroy them. All of them. She'll occasionally check on progress at times.

So...while Conquest left the world to explore the great beyond, Norbert and his forces begun the Exodus. And here's what they dredged up!

------------------------
SCP-2014, aka Zsar Magoth. An eldritch abomination trapped in a gecko's body who likes to skateboard! What else can I say? He's a radical dude.

SCP-2598, aka Leppi . A successful Moth Salesman who attempts to sell his special product, the Moth Helm, to potential customers! Now with a wider arthropod demographic to sell his product.

SCP-958, aka General Beep. A toy robot that gives toy weapons to children, with which to fight invading anomalous monsters! Fortunately, he's now in a place with lots of badass children who won't sue!

SCP-085, aka Cassandra. A once-lonely living drawing, now free to roam real 3D space, and animated using VERY old anomalous ink from the 1920's. She's pretty...bendy looking, so they might have to fix that.

SCP-1364, aka Sniffles. An ultra-vulnerable anteater who gets harmed by EVERYTHING. Body disintegrated crossing a portal. Somehow ended up as a ghost. But fortunately, he's not vulnerable to much anymore!

SCP-1171, aka Beauremont. An alien working a white collar job, who is also extremely racist towards human beings, and claims his own species was on Earth before the human race. Who'd have thought?

SCP-959, aka Bogeyman. A normal man with a handlebar mustache, who appears as something that traumatizes a person the most. Now wears a cloak with Norbert's famous Dragon Insignia, to gradually destroy the cognitohazardous effect.

SCP-2995, aka Jinse Yang-Uang. A tiny red sun who is the only child of the Sun, and once contained in holy ground. Now freed, and convinced to spare humanity, in exchange for getting to see his lonely father.

SCP-1481, aka Djon Collin. A genie, forced to grant a wish by some jackass punk to irreversibly become a "alcoholic junkie tweaker crackhead". The Eccentrix is taking his unfair case to court at the Elemental Plane of Air.

SCP-166, aka Excelsis. A devoutly religious succubus who is allergic to clothes, causes men to want sex with her, and needs to subsist on spermatzoa. She got a Dragon Insignia tattoo, which will gradually destroy the cognitohazardous effect.

SCP-2393, aka Sierra Juniper. A dryad who commonly uses technology, like cell phones, computers, and MP3's. She was rejected back at home for this, but nobody in Eccentri-City really bats an eye.

SCP-516, aka Munik. A sentient, patriotic tank who is pacifistic, and does everything it can to avoid harming innocent people. With testing concluded, he is permitted to live out the rest of his days in peace.

SCP-3637, aka Mother Maia. A Maiasaura skeleton made out of salt crystals who mourned over her dead young. But the tears shed by other Eccentri-Citizens made enough salt to reconstruct and revive her babies! Mostly.

SCP-2331, aka SCRAVECROW. A scarecrow with a pumpkin for a head who is also a DJ for wild rave parties! He is generally permitted to wander free, but occasionally comes to Eccentri-City to perform.

SCP-321, aka Stella Sirenia. A mermaid who is part-manatee, and used to have a melodious singing voice. However, a boat crash accident left her with scars, and a ruined voice. English lessons and corrective surgery are scheduled.

SCP-1690, aka Tamago. An entity composed entirely out of rice and sushi, who is very sentimental, wise, and good at sushi. But he travels to Eccentri-City, to find himself, as he supposes his art is...missing something.

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Yikes....that's a lot.