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Tomozaurus — Velociraptor's Image - A Follow Up
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Published: 2013-01-17 04:55:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 7522; Favourites: 51; Downloads: 34
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A follow up to [link]Another archetype I've noticed, and by far the worst of the lot. The non-paleaoart and non-JP/Dino-fanboy public of this very site (though there is some overlap with the latter) version. This group tends to depict the animal as some horrible freakish combination of a Jurassicparkoraptor, a dragon, and a wolf/dog. They often appear as OCs for whatever and can support a variety of accessories.
Consider this a partial PSA. These things are horrible, gross, monstrosities, and unless that is your intention, should never ever be seen again. Stop now. Stop it. No. No! That's a bad DA! No!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. *stabs my own eyes*
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But you're just an artist, you shouldn't be bothered with science!
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Ikr? It's muh styyyyyyyyle!
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I'm not sure whether you were being satire with me, but I was when I made that comment. See also: "Anatomically inaccurate is not a valid 'style'"
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Oh, sorry. I didn't know. My Bad.
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Happens to the best of us.
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Of course, accuracy is overrated!
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HE JUST NEEDS SOME LOVE AND VETERINARY ATTENTION poor baby come to me I will make you better ;0;
Man, I've seen a dino rp group recently AND SOME OF THE ABOMINATIONS IN THERE it's like DID YOU EVEN BOTHER RESEARCHING, REALLY?
(There was a JP-style frilled dilophosaur, which just about sums up the extent of my horror)
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Oh gosh, the diagnostic list.
-Broken wrists
-Dilacerated feet
-Broken femur
-Dislocated scapula
-Nearly complete lack of tendons
-Broken tail vertebrae
-Removed belly ribs
-Complete plucking of plumage
-''Inflated'' skull syndrome.
It appears the only cure to this disease is drawing it on a paper and repeatedly erasing the features to give space to the accurate ones. Quite extreme.
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I once saw a Baryonyx o.c that had dog feet and human hands.
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Now this I need to see xD
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I'll get nightmares of that...
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Haha, I deleted this Deviation from my message feed without even viewing it because I thought it was another one of those shit canine-raptors I see polluting the website (I didn't notice the artist tag). Thankful to know it's satirical.
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If I had a gun I would fulfill his wish.
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This is outrageous!
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And then there's the last kind, also on DeviantArt, that has colorful ornate plumage, a canine snout and giant cat eyes.
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so this is what a raptor would look like to some people...... huh.
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I would add a Rubik's cube in its hand. Remember that they were extremely intelligent.
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This is simply the result of wolf/dog/cat-tards that only know how to draw carnivorans because OMG DEY AERE DE BEST KIND UF AMINAL RITE?
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But it has some spiny feather things on its arms so it must be accurate...
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