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Here's another "What Should Have Been" meme, and today's theme is Paramount movies.

In this unfortunate reality, we recieved the biggest money wastes ever from Paramount: Zoolander No. 2 in 2016 and the upcoming live-action Dora movie in August. I won't mention how many things are wrong with the new Dora movie or the idea of a theatrical Dora movie period. As for Zoolander 2, I read the plot to save precious time and money (especially since the first Zoolander wasn't great) and it's one major unfunny headache. One of the most idiotic ingredients was killing off the main character's love-interest just to give him a different one.

The film that I would rather have from Paramount instead of these two nightmares is another Beavis and Butt-head film, since the first one was a guilty pleasure of mine, and so was the show itself. Also since the first one had guest actors who were big back then, it'd be funny if they hired actors who are big today (Zach Galifianakis, TJ Miller, Zoe Saldana, etc.) to play new characters with Mike Judge returning as the iconic idiotic duo still in searching of someone to score with or "TP for his bunghole". The problem though is coming up with a good plot with adventure to make B&B fans enjoy it as they did the original show and film.

All we got for a return from them is a reboot that only lasted in 2011, but I still believe that another theatrical film would have been one thing the world would be better off than the Zoolander sequel and the Dora film.

The meme is created by me.
The movies and their posters belong to Paramount and their respective websites.

Description

Here's another "What Should Have Been" meme, and today's theme is Paramount movies.

In this unfortunate reality, we recieved the biggest money wastes ever from Paramount: Zoolander No. 2 in 2016 and the upcoming live-action Dora movie in August. I won't mention how many things are wrong with the new Dora movie or the idea of a theatrical Dora movie period. As for Zoolander 2, I read the plot to save precious time and money (especially since the first Zoolander wasn't great) and it's one major unfunny headache. One of the most idiotic ingredients was killing off the main character's love-interest just to give him a different one.

The film that I would rather have from Paramount instead of these two nightmares is another Beavis and Butt-head film, since the first one was a guilty pleasure of mine, and so was the show itself. Also since the first one had guest actors who were big back then, it'd be funny if they hired actors who are big today (Zach Galifianakis, TJ Miller, Zoe Saldana, etc.) to play new characters with Mike Judge returning as the iconic idiotic duo still in searching of someone to score with or "TP for his bunghole". The problem though is coming up with a good plot with adventure to make B&B fans enjoy it as they did the original show and film.

All we got for a return from them is a reboot that only lasted in 2011, but I still believe that another theatrical film would have been one thing the world would be better off than the Zoolander sequel and the Dora film.

The meme is created by me.
The movies and their posters belong to Paramount and their respective websites.