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ToxicToothpick — Matilda: Age 5
Published: 2010-07-08 00:17:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 15222; Favourites: 241; Downloads: 110
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Now that we're done with Step-Monster Episode II, I thought I'd just throw up a picture that I did not to long ago but not exactly recently.Matilda, probably around the age of 4 or 5. I imagine that she was a lot more cheerful, happy, and openly energetic when she was a kid. And then she grew up I guess, nothing traumatic happened to her she just "got older" and turned into the cynical, fat, lazy, mean monster lady we know today.
MATILDA YOU USED TO BE SUCH A FREE SPIRIT. WHERE DID YOUR HAPPINESS GO!? WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?!
"I ATE IT"
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Ffft so cute. Also lol for being so fat you eat your own happiness.
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so cute so cute so cute I started repeating myself o3o
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Because I have to:
She's adorable! I totally wouldn't mind if someone like her came to work...maybe she'd scare all the other little kids, that would be a bonus!
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aww haha she's so cute at that age!!!
they always arreee!!....well....I'm sure not everyone, but yenno what I mean.
I like her at her fat, lazy, mean state though. she's hilarious in that state so yeah.
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OH GODDDDD THIS SHOULD NOT BE SO CUTE
what have you done to me
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Enjoy your diabetes Greg.
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pay for my medication i demand health insurance
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Do I look like Barak Obama fool.
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I can imagine she had a human friend now and then she ate her human friend. D:
WHAT A TOUGH THEORETICAL LIFE. ; O ;
But she does look quite odd and rather cute in this picture... Sort of like a parrot or bird almost.
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Hahaha, I don't think she did anything along those lines but in a theoretical sort of deal that could be interesting if I wanted the story to be that heavy.
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Indeed, but for now it's a joke.
but seriously, she looks like a bird with that expression. A fuzzy fat bird.
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LOOKS LIKE HER HAPPINESS WENT STRAIGHT TO HER PREPUBESCENT THUNDERTHIGHS OH BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN
but no seriously this is ridiculously cute
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BOOOSH!
And thank you.
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BAHAAHAAAHAAAWWWW SHE'S SOOOOOOOO CUUUUTE! 
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Yeah, her ponytail is love.
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She is the opposite of modern-day Matilda.
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Why so adorable, Matilda? So cute, it makes you wonder what happened, haha...
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D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! She's still pudgy and fluffy > w<
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GAWD DAMN THAT'S CUTE!!
Why'd you have to eat your free spiritedness???
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BECAUSE SHE WAS HUNGRY.
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OH DAMN. OH DAMMMN. SO CUTE. But cynical Matilda will always be my favorite. :'>
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she's so damn adorable though, I just want to wiggle her toes and pinch her cheeks or something creepy like that.
Also dat tail. DAT TAILLLL.
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Hahaha the tiny little wiggly tail.
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