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Published: 2010-12-06 00:43:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 14639; Favourites: 96; Downloads: 83
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Matilda effectively (and deliciously) disarms Cash and Kerry before the two of them book it out of the convenience store with the money in tow.

Note: Yes, it is now cannon that Matilda can chew practically anything in existence. I don't care anymore.
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Comments: 63

ShadowWing09 [2015-04-12 22:27:50 +0000 UTC]

Huh, Matilda didn't just bite the bullet, she bit the whole dang gun.

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BronyThugLife [2015-04-06 19:53:53 +0000 UTC]

But wait wouldn't the bullets explode in her stomach?

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Luckysweep [2014-05-31 23:46:48 +0000 UTC]

So she ate the guns before they thought to fire them, huh?
Do they really taste good, or is she just saying that for intimidation?

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ToxicToothpick In reply to Luckysweep [2014-06-30 00:14:33 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha probably a little of A a little of B. 

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DMaxClassof2010 [2011-04-11 17:31:11 +0000 UTC]

Damn....Matilda just ate two pistols...*dies of awesomeness*

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ToxicToothpick In reply to DMaxClassof2010 [2011-04-12 00:18:02 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha.

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PaperMatt202 [2011-03-31 21:09:53 +0000 UTC]

That... is... AWESOME! I'd like to see what else Matilda can eat!

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ToxicToothpick In reply to PaperMatt202 [2011-04-01 05:13:23 +0000 UTC]

Probably anything she wanted.

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PaperMatt202 In reply to ToxicToothpick [2011-04-01 14:54:26 +0000 UTC]

...Good point.

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Ziblink [2010-12-22 04:17:50 +0000 UTC]

She just keeps getting more awesome...

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ToxicToothpick In reply to Ziblink [2010-12-22 04:58:06 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha. :>

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laughinguy [2010-12-08 11:18:32 +0000 UTC]

Hopefully, she'll be able to spit out bullets like watermelon seeds.

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ToxicToothpick In reply to laughinguy [2010-12-08 16:34:34 +0000 UTC]

Ahahahaha. That'd be great.

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jello-bomb [2010-12-06 23:40:14 +0000 UTC]

YUMMY. I like the Matilda eating canon note

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ToxicToothpick In reply to jello-bomb [2010-12-07 00:07:49 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha. I just got to the point were I was like. "Man...she should just be able to eat anything. Because I said so"

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jello-bomb In reply to ToxicToothpick [2010-12-07 00:20:28 +0000 UTC]

You've got the power, man, it's in your hands, and it was a wise decision.

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Lolip [2010-12-06 20:46:32 +0000 UTC]

MARY SUE
MARY SUE
The Best.

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bunkun [2010-12-06 18:27:16 +0000 UTC]

Matilda eating things + cash in Kerry's shorts (BA-DUMP-PSSH) + ACTION LAST PANEL = so good *Q*)))
this is such a cute comic, I'm all excited to see what happens next LOLOL

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Anominom [2010-12-06 11:24:02 +0000 UTC]

Mmm, guns. Matilda, you feeling a bit anaemic? You seem to be craving iron.

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Ross-Sanger [2010-12-06 11:15:19 +0000 UTC]

They're getting away with the money!

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ToxicToothpick In reply to Ross-Sanger [2010-12-06 17:25:08 +0000 UTC]

Not for long. :>

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goldenavatar [2010-12-06 08:44:08 +0000 UTC]

And the cops need only follow the cash trail left in the streets to catch them. Awesome.

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ToxicToothpick In reply to goldenavatar [2010-12-06 17:25:22 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha yup.

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DaBucketHead [2010-12-06 05:49:42 +0000 UTC]

Looks like she won't need to go out for lunch..........but I think she'll still eat more anyway.

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ToxicToothpick In reply to DaBucketHead [2010-12-06 06:13:09 +0000 UTC]

She probably will, hahhaa.

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h-z000 [2010-12-06 04:20:00 +0000 UTC]

The little "ding" in the last panel is priceless.
...
Also, dat ass. 8|

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ToxicToothpick In reply to h-z000 [2010-12-06 06:12:45 +0000 UTC]

Dat money ass.

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Wes-the-Crayon [2010-12-06 03:42:04 +0000 UTC]

That dollar booty is hawt.

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ToxicToothpick In reply to Wes-the-Crayon [2010-12-06 03:55:26 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha.

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Brother-Tico [2010-12-06 03:13:24 +0000 UTC]

WTF??? I didnt know Matilda can eat guns! D8

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ToxicToothpick In reply to Brother-Tico [2010-12-06 03:55:41 +0000 UTC]

She can now. :I

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Taxidrawby [2010-12-06 02:56:44 +0000 UTC]

She may be able to chew and swallow the guns, but I can't imagine they will go down well

Especially the gunpowder

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ToxicToothpick In reply to Taxidrawby [2010-12-06 03:55:20 +0000 UTC]

They're rich in Iron I'll say that much.

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SeanPCorwin [2010-12-06 02:46:37 +0000 UTC]

Well played, Ms. Matilda... Well played.

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greenland2go [2010-12-06 02:25:00 +0000 UTC]

Not bad?
I may have to try eating guns from now on.

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Earthfield [2010-12-06 01:39:49 +0000 UTC]

Time to fish some money, for great justice

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shrunkenone [2010-12-06 01:31:09 +0000 UTC]

Chew the guns, sure.. But can she digest them? o.O;;

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ToxicToothpick In reply to shrunkenone [2010-12-06 03:54:53 +0000 UTC]

But of course. How else could she get her daily source of Iron?

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shrunkenone In reply to ToxicToothpick [2010-12-06 07:20:13 +0000 UTC]

No wonder she eats so much, with a metabolism like that.. o.O;

I reeally want to learn more about her anatomy, now. ^.^;

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deathmourne [2010-12-06 01:29:27 +0000 UTC]

"cannon" wait if its cannon and she chews guns doesn't that eman she can chew cannons too?

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ToxicToothpick In reply to deathmourne [2010-12-06 03:55:03 +0000 UTC]

OH GOD...YOUR RIGHT.

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deathmourne In reply to ToxicToothpick [2010-12-07 10:04:52 +0000 UTC]

what happens if she eats a hand grenade? Indigestion?

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ToxicToothpick In reply to deathmourne [2010-12-07 17:16:39 +0000 UTC]

Possibly.

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deathmourne In reply to ToxicToothpick [2010-12-07 20:07:44 +0000 UTC]

or a belch that shatters windows

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ToxicToothpick In reply to deathmourne [2010-12-07 21:27:27 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahaha.

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deathmourne In reply to ToxicToothpick [2010-12-09 07:53:57 +0000 UTC]

she's have that comical stomach ballooning for a few seconds followed by the belch or another random event which is humorous

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Shufly [2010-12-06 01:27:25 +0000 UTC]

But you should care! The logical fallacies of a fictional beings enamel strength must be soundly founded...


Yeaah, don't give a fuck either *(brofist)*

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whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [2010-12-06 01:19:33 +0000 UTC]

jeeze,the whole money inside her shorts reminds me of an old clip from mad tv.

Oprah: PULL MY FINGER( money comes out of her ass)
MY BUTTHOLE IS AN ATM!!!!!

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Kaless [2010-12-06 01:18:19 +0000 UTC]

Matilda: "IMMA EAT YOUR GUNS!!!!!!!!

*a few hours later*

Matilda: "SHIT, I should NOT have eaten those guns........

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ToxicToothpick In reply to Kaless [2010-12-06 03:54:15 +0000 UTC]

Oh god...haha.

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