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Published: 2018-05-16 11:44:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 3845; Favourites: 191; Downloads: 0
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Me,as Knight:you cant be serious. This is the 3rd sparkly vampire boss in this Castlevania expy dungeon! When will this end!?
DM:sorry dude,gf is a fan....
Me:*use the shield to reflect their sparkles,instant kill,after serious amount of reroll*at least you make it a bit easier...
Is there glitter-less vampire ala Dracula in the story? I wanna see civil war between the 2 different vampires
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Artix Entertainment level puns here, man.
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bad influence of twilight, i guess.
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Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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The quality of the puns is too much to handle in this one... XD
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Of course the vampire sparkles...Β
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Is he glittering? Please tell me he's not glittering.Β
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Don't worry, it's a part of the joke.
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NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
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As a not english-speaker, i dont get itΒ Β
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Vampires are known to be weak to garlic but also a stake through the heart is known to kill them.
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If a stake through heart kills a vampire... I might be a vampire...
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The word pun is on "steak" and "stake".
One way to kill a vampire is a stake (wooden spike) through the heart and they are repelled by garlic, holy water and religious symbols.
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Ooooh... I didnt know the word "stake", now I understand. Thanks !Β Β Β
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Waiter replies - "So extremely rare with the blood still oozing out of it, no garlic and not washed in holy water either I imagine".
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So rare it's still mooing
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