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Published: 2017-11-06 15:14:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 5167; Favourites: 230; Downloads: 0
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Reminds me of the time I had gloves that made items sentient. I loved every bit of it.
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But the ones with attitude are the most fun.
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Don't know why he's fretting. The harp is just stringing him along! Perhaps the harp would be friendlier if the bard were more ... chordial. π: 0 β©: 1
I got these note-worthy jokes from a discount joke book -- it was the cleff notes version. It was no treble at all, repeating them for you here. I could go on but that's enough pun-ishment.
Oooh!Β Oooh! I know! --- He's harping on the bard about something!
Can't get enough of your stuff man, I'm checking in on almost a daily basis.
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Bards! What a waste of a good character slot.
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He's a bard... He should just seduce the harp!!!
(if the internet is to be trusted, that's all that bards do)
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Well, maybe if you picked something other than "Once Upon a Mattress"...
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This wouldn't happen to be aΒ Fflewddur Flam reference would it?
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Only Gurgee knows for sure!
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Will he tell if we give him munches and crunches?
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If he has plenty of munchings and crunchings, Gurgee not care about anything else. And he doesn't like whackings and crackings on his poor tender head...
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Well, I guess instruments that can play themselves should be able to play themselves better...
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Pot calling kettle black there bard
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At least its not a Singing Sword...who only does Sinatra tunes
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And althoooough I knoooow it's strictly taboooooooooo...
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I DID IT MYYYYYYYY WAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!
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Theres worse... Lilacor, the sentient sword.
Get it in bg2, get pissed off with it. It'll yell out stuff in battle, insult you when you miss and occasionally chatter of battle.
I've never known anyone who's endured lilacor.
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... well, itΒ didΒ used to be a moonblade ...
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Not according to the lore.
Used to be a village idiot who got drunk, thought a tree was an ent and wrestled it home expecting praise. He got laughed outa town, vowed to return a hero and then it gets fuzzy.
Some say lilacor got transformed by a mage into the sword, some say it was his sword absorbing his soul after death. In any case, annoying sword.
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As much as I love Sinatra, his music isn't great for an epic battle.
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Takes a critic to know bad singing, dude!
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