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trenchWeasel β Astaire Javert
Published: 2012-07-28 16:50:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 6114; Favourites: 142; Downloads: 66
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Just an old thing I found in an old sketchbook. But I'd rather not talk about it. It disturbs me as much as it disturbs you.Related content
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That's not creepy. Β That is utter hilarity.
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CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.
CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.
CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.
Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED
We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...
NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.
1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.
5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.
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If you're blue
And you don't know
Where to go to
Why don't you go
Where Javert's when
He's jumpin' in the Seine.
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I don't think I've ever seen a Javert drawing that made me so happy!
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I was reminded by this in my efforts to create the parody lyrics for Gangnam Javert (Oh you and your Javerts) and now I can't stop imagining him doing this dance to THIS.
[link]
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Ha, yes!! (also I listened to that album religiously as a kid....best. Gavroche. ever)
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I ADORE that Gavroche. "La Faute A Voltaire" is high on the list of songs I really wish had been kept in the final version, no matter how gibberishy the English would have been. Heck, keep it in French!
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OH GOSH JAVERT. Puttin on the ritz I guess? 
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XD
I'm due to draw another dancing Javert. They really never get old...
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Disturbing yet beautiful. *dances right along with him*
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Dance, Javert! DANCE! 
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Whenever I hear Fantine's Arrest from the French Concept Album, I will now forevermore picture Astaire Javert, since Starlene made the excellent observation that the music totally sounds like Javert should be dancing to it. [link]
Twirling his cane, doing a little soft-shoe, a quick pirouette and then pointing at the ensemble when they join in behind him.
Yeah, babyyyy.
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Yes! dites moi ce qui ce passe...
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Haha this is what I get for not reading all the comments! Totally beat me to it, ~NotPotable .
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Ah yes...picturing this will forever make me laugh...
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Javert needs a dance number. Some production should include that.
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Definitely. I think the confrontation/dance off idea that someone had deserves serious consideration.
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Oh my god....now I can see him doing this while singing the Confrontation. VALJEAN/JAVERT DANCE OFF
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So funny!!! Though it makes me think that he's going to break into Dancing Through Life
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Ahaha, that's absolutely amazing. 
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BUHAHA! xDDDD Love it!!!!! Your Javert is very funny and nice 
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Dancing Javert looks like he's amusing himself too much for it to be legal.
Put him with Disco Enjolras and we'll have a party!
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Lol. You know, if you hum 'the confrontation' while looking at this, it looks slightly less weird.
Disco...now I want to draw disco...
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The man just wants to dance, you can't hold that against him!
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welcome to my world (minus it being awesome)
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pretty much sums up my thoughts
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