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I-Threnna In reply to ??? [2014-03-26 11:16:41 +0000 UTC]

Extreme makeover: Reaper Edition

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-03-26 17:29:52 +0000 UTC]

Wipeout-Reaper Edition

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-03-26 17:39:58 +0000 UTC]

Teen mom: Reaper Limited Edition

Harbinger: "Yeah, little Abomination was born just as an embryo! Wasn't my fault though, that stupid guy Shepard blew up Sovereign and I had to make him. Even better, then comes Shepard and ruined everything, AGAIN! Man I hate that son'of'a'bitch!"

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-03-26 19:05:55 +0000 UTC]

Real Housewives of Dark Space

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-03-26 19:31:08 +0000 UTC]

Dr. Chackwas (House), with special guest Saren Arterius.

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-03-26 20:13:41 +0000 UTC]

Keeping up with the Salarians

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-03-26 21:10:00 +0000 UTC]

"Direct Control" by DJ Harbinger

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-03-27 00:08:26 +0000 UTC]

Real Housewives of Zakera Ward.

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-03-27 07:28:00 +0000 UTC]

16 and harvested.

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-03-27 17:29:34 +0000 UTC]

Leviathan's Got Talent

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-03-27 21:17:50 +0000 UTC]

Man vs. Reaper

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-03-28 03:41:27 +0000 UTC]

Survivorman: Reaper War edition

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-03-28 08:37:59 +0000 UTC]

Reapertracker

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-03-28 23:36:46 +0000 UTC]

SyFy channel's Reaper Hunter

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-03-29 03:47:02 +0000 UTC]

BBC Harvesting

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-03-29 04:15:20 +0000 UTC]

Whose Cycle is it Anyways?

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-03-29 16:57:40 +0000 UTC]

The Elder Cycles VI: The Milky Way

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-03-30 03:43:25 +0000 UTC]

Galaxycraft

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-03-31 15:18:03 +0000 UTC]

Snowereign and the Seven collectors.

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-03-31 21:21:15 +0000 UTC]

Sleeping Harbinger

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-04-01 09:24:58 +0000 UTC]

Command&Conquer 5 Reaper Eclipse

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-04-01 20:25:10 +0000 UTC]

Harvestville on Reaperbook

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-04-02 11:38:24 +0000 UTC]

The Shepard, the Reaper and the Omega-4 Relay.

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-04-02 18:36:08 +0000 UTC]

The Boy Who Cried Reaper

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-04-02 19:13:02 +0000 UTC]

Dancing with the Husks

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-04-02 23:16:46 +0000 UTC]

Indoctrination Tank

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-04-03 06:17:12 +0000 UTC]

I should have been harvested

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-04-03 18:18:23 +0000 UTC]

Harvesters (like Hoarders)

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-04-03 20:40:09 +0000 UTC]

Dead boys, dead boys, watcha gonna do? Watcha gonna do when they harvest you?

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-04-03 22:56:49 +0000 UTC]

My orbs know what you did in the dark, by Fall Out Apex Race

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-04-04 06:32:29 +0000 UTC]

Mama
I just took a man.
Put him in a Reaper base.
And now he's genetic paste.
Mama.
Harvest just begun!
And now we're gonna melt them all away!

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-04-04 17:26:22 +0000 UTC]

Council, I've been
I've been losing sleep
Trying to find some assets for my team
and Council, I've been, I've been searching hard
Right now instead of fighting, I've been scanning stars
Yeah I've been scanning stars.

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-04-04 22:02:49 +0000 UTC]

The name's Shields. Marauder Shields. *James Bond Theme plays*

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-04-04 22:44:24 +0000 UTC]

The name's Moreau. Jeff Moreau. *snapping bones plays*

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-04-04 23:50:36 +0000 UTC]

The name's Vakarian. Garrus Vakarian. *Calibration sounds plays*

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-04-05 03:31:07 +0000 UTC]

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is Jackass!" *Mako leaps off a cliff, muffled screams of Tali and Garrus*

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-04-06 21:28:31 +0000 UTC]

I'm commander "Ah yes, Reapers" and this is my favorite Qwib-Qwib of the Illusive man

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-04-07 00:23:20 +0000 UTC]

Swagmiral Koris vas Crib Crib

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-04-07 05:26:25 +0000 UTC]

Ok, that one got me thoroughly. XD

Jacob "pump-it-up" Taylor

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-04-07 18:14:19 +0000 UTC]

Collector Minifigures! Collect them all!

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-04-07 20:26:50 +0000 UTC]

Mass Trek: The Next Cycle

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-04-07 22:52:14 +0000 UTC]

The N-7 of Bel Air

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-04-08 08:17:30 +0000 UTC]

Discovery Harvesting (science, etc.)

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-04-08 23:38:54 +0000 UTC]

Now on SyFy, an exclusive interview with conspiracy theorist Commander Shepard, as the Commander discusses the latest threat to Galactic Security, Reapers.
After that, enjoy our new Shark Film, Shark Relays.

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-04-09 21:11:11 +0000 UTC]

Wrex's Kitchen Tutchanka

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-04-09 23:22:24 +0000 UTC]

Desperate HouseVIs

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-04-10 04:55:14 +0000 UTC]

I am Harbinger, and this is my favorite comment chain on the extranet.

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-04-10 17:32:11 +0000 UTC]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Reaper? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the N7, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Batarian slavers, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Systems Alliance armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Extranet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Systems Alliance Navy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Sincerely, Commander Shepard

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I-Threnna In reply to TheBleachDoctor [2014-04-10 19:26:04 +0000 UTC]

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING COLLECTORS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIP!!!

-Jeff "Joker" Moreau

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TheBleachDoctor In reply to I-Threnna [2014-04-11 02:28:17 +0000 UTC]

Commander Shepard being overwhelmed by Collector Swarms.
"Not the bees! AAAAA"

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