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ColonelBSacquet In reply to MisterKaos [2016-01-08 11:38:06 +0000 UTC]

Oh, really, Luna? Better at what? Puking?
Or better at being a 1000-years late amateur?
Just you dare to slander my marehood again, Luna, and you're back on the Moon ...
*turns to Discord* And back to being a stone statue for you, you little cheating welp ...

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MisterKaos In reply to ColonelBSacquet [2016-01-12 18:47:30 +0000 UTC]

Somepony hasn't been laid in over 1000 years!
Don't blame me.  I was a statue for most of it!

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ColonelBSacquet In reply to MisterKaos [2016-01-12 20:37:08 +0000 UTC]

Indeed, somepony wasn't laid in over 1000 years ...
Not many stallions on the Moon. Right Luna?
And I wouldn't blame you for being a statue, Dissie. Quite the contrary.
It's the only time you were hard for more than a minute.
Heh. You tell him, Celly.

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MisterKaos In reply to ColonelBSacquet [2016-01-14 21:11:04 +0000 UTC]

But that's where you're wrong.  You see, I did bang somepony on the moon...
What happens on the moon, stays on the moon!
And how would you know how long I stay hard for, since you're always moving around....
Oh snap!

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ColonelBSacquet In reply to MisterKaos [2016-01-15 14:11:23 +0000 UTC]

Oh, so you've humped a ... mostly-hairless monkey? Just one?
Hey, monkey boy! How was it like with Lulu?
HA! You're really adorable, sister.
The lovers I've exhausted in my bed are numbered by the thousands. You might be okay in bed, Luna. Maybe you're even good.
But you'll only ever come second to me, Lulu.

Now, as for you, Discord ...
I've tried you out, and tired you out quite a few times, you know? So I know how long you last.
Chrysie? What the hay are you doing here?

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MisterKaos In reply to ColonelBSacquet [2016-01-20 03:30:19 +0000 UTC]

I once saw you fucking Red Scout once!  Don't you judge me!

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ColonelBSacquet In reply to MisterKaos [2016-01-20 09:49:36 +0000 UTC]

Me? Judging you? Oh, perish the thought, Princess Luna! But you're mistaken. I wasn't the one to do this ... other tiny human you call Red Scout.
I was. And Sombra was watching us ...
Ooooh yes I did.
The Scout was enjoyable, Lulu. But he didn't last long. I needed more. Much, much more. And since Sombra was standing there, "ready for action" ... you figure out the rest.
Now, that was a blast. Even several blasts.
Call me again anytime, Celestia.

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tsuchiki In reply to pokemew12 [2014-05-25 02:28:39 +0000 UTC]

Those are pretty cute too! I think Lunacord is most popular, followed by Disluna ^v^

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pokemew12 In reply to tsuchiki [2014-05-25 02:58:34 +0000 UTC]

ohhh interesting~ and to tell the truth I've never even seen these two shipped before XD

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tsuchiki In reply to pokemew12 [2014-05-25 03:53:19 +0000 UTC]

There's a fair amount of art of them x but of course nearly not as many as Celestiacord, Fluttercord, Discolight, etc
I'm p sure I'm like one of the only people who actively draw art for them

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pokemew12 In reply to tsuchiki [2014-05-25 03:54:50 +0000 UTC]

daww |'3 well I support you then! it seems like an interesting pair x3

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tsuchiki In reply to CelestiaTheGreatest [2014-05-24 16:01:40 +0000 UTC]

Yep, I don't understand why people feel the need to send hate rather than just move on with their lives :P Funny thing is they keep coming back everytime I post something, no one is forcing them to look at my art haha 8D Thanks!

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tsuchiki In reply to GUILLE832 [2014-05-24 15:33:24 +0000 UTC]

Yup!

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tsuchiki In reply to CallMeBlackBeauty [2014-05-24 15:00:10 +0000 UTC]

I'm happy to hear that you do!

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CallMeBlackBeauty In reply to tsuchiki [2014-05-24 20:24:15 +0000 UTC]

^^

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