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I wonder what would happend if they joined the brotherhood
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This just reminds me of when Zen asked Natani to hold his coffee and to Zen's enemies there was just a floating coffee mug.
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Yeah, I'm not even gonna try to imagine how that worked. But wouldn't that mean they can handle weapons, too? Surely Natani could've been a bigger help than holding Zen's coffee...
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No clue. I think it was probably a one off joke thing.
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Yes but I'm the type of person to over-analyse all this stuff, lol.
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i'd like to thank the academy and tom for natani, repping all our trans brothers
even if he's a wolf
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This would be a great drawing for your brother mark! Tell him he's Natani!!!
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both are male mentally yes. and the mind count most
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brothers? i thought natali was a girl since she and keith met at the bathroom
XD
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Nope.Β
Natani's transgender due to a curse.
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Holy shit, I just realised! Zen doesn't have a dick!
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I just realised, natani is a re-color of zen (at least here, look at the hair)
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Here, he is a re-colour of Zen. However, most other places she does have more differences. As well as having longer hair.
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SHE! God daminnit! Just kidding
I know, but here she/he is only a "copyoaste"
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Well, yeah. I just use he and she in conjunction with each when talking about Miss Natani. Also about the manga edition of Hanji.
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No, I mean in the comic. Ya know, when Natani's giving us her whole backstory.
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There is a image of full body of zen in "The Dragon Masquerade" and yes, you are right..,. Or left? (Bad pun)
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No no no. I mean in the webcomic. When Natani is telling Keith about her whole backstory in the tavern. Basically, there's an image of Zen and Natani and Zen's missing his dick.... so yeah.
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Ah, Natani and Zen. The perfect Dream team to solve any problem. Like waking up in the morning.
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It's better to think of her as a guy when his bandages are on. Because...that's what she wants people to think, right?
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Zen needs more freakin story!
Also kathlin needs more story!
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Keith needs more story!
Trace needs more story!
Flora needs more story!
The bloody Necrons need more story!
Do you get it now?
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Bloody necrons? What is that? Lol,
Btw, i know that the comic needs to be a 20000 pages, but i mean that those characters had a shitty explainiation of their lifes
(Sorry for my shitty english)
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Wait, you don't what the Necrons are? In that case, ever heard of Warhammer 40k?
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I said, ever heard of Warhammer 40k? Because if you haven't, I could give you a brief rundown of what it is.
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And ya know what it is right?
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Ok. Here goes. But before I start, this is a rundown of the Human Empire in Warhammer 40k and an explanation of the Necrons. And also, it's very long.
Back in the beginning, when the Big Bang happened, the Universe formed, Aliens formed and the 4th dimension formed, Also known as...the Warp. Now back in the day (Before Christ. A long time) there were people who led the people of Earth and they were Shamans and other kind of religious chaplains of sorts and they kept on getting reincarnated. But then, later on, when they died they wouldn't be reincarnated. This was because their souls traveled through the Warp, and in the Warp there are these things you don't want to come across called...Daemons (or demons, if your American). These things would eat their souls and leave nothing behind, but they too were young and fresh with the beginning of the universe. So, to stop this from happening, the Shamans of Earth planned to kill themselves. And when they did it caused the Daemons of the Warp to become overwhelmed and they couldn't eat their souls, and when all of them passed through unharmed, they created a baby born to a mother who was immortal, the greatest psyker of the humans, and he would become...the Emperor of Mankind. Now when he was born, he was kinda like a normal person, but he would live forever. He also appeared as many religious figures throughout history. Now going far into the future, when Mankind has mastered space travel and uses the Warp to traverse space, the human race was divided amongst itself and was fighting itself. So the Emperor decided to intervene, and he conquered Earth, renamed it to Terra/Holy Terra, created a treaty with the Tech Priests of Mars,Β reunited the lost parts of Mankind and declared himself ruler and God of the human race, and that empire is called the Imperium, with all things Imperial. Now after all that, we skip to the 41st millenium (or the year slightly before the year 40,000), where the Emperor decided to make the best Super Soldier ever...the Adeptus Astartes. Or the Space Marines. Genetically enhanced and armed with ultra tough armour and guns that shoot mini rockets, these Bad asses killed the xenos (alien) scum, heretics to the Imperial cult and Daemons alike. However, Horus (the Emperors favourites Primarch(Founder of a Space Marine chapter)) got corrupted by Chaos (the Warp) and split the Space marine Legions in two and declared war on the Imperium with his half of the newly founded "Chaos" Marines. After a long hard Crusade, the Emperor fought Horus to the death, with Horus ending up dead and the Emperor nearly dead. However, the Emperors second favorite primarch, Dorn, saved him from that warzone of a ship, plugged him up the Golden ThroneΒ and that keeps his mind alive in exchange forΒ 1000 poor sods every day having toΒ sacrifice their lives to Emperor so that he may never truly die in his fight against preventing Chaos causing mass destruction to the Empire he's built, but because of that their is a technological stagnation. So they can't progress in their tech.Β But because of this caused all the legions of Space Marines to separate into groups of 1000 men each, called Chapters. Many famous chapters include, the Ultramarines, Imperial Fists, Crimson Fists, Salamanders, The Grey Knights, Nova Marines, Omega Marines and many other Space Marine Chapters but I can't name all of them because there's a near infinite number of them to name. My personal favourite is the Silver Skulls, who are lesser known.Β The Space Marines are loyal servants to the Emperor, along with the Imperial Guard (the army), the Holy Inquisition and many more organisations I can't mention cuz there's a metric fuck ton of them there. Basically the Imperium hate aliens and daemons, unless their Heretics, and will kill anyone that seems to be tainted with chaos.Β
The Necrons basically came about long before Humanity had even gotten space travel. And the Necrons were a race created by a master race and they basically rebelled and killed them all. Now, in the future, they are just mechanical skeletons that are hard to kill, easily kill and will destroy the entire to get their flesh and blood back.
So, as the saying goes:
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions.
It is to live in the bloodiest regime imaginable.
Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned.
Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting Gods.
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"Brief" "the bloddy necrons need more story" dude, i found this funny xD
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