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That's not Basitin rum! That's a nuclear bomb!
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All you have to do is not drop the dam box Mike
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I see that you are a man of culture Β Β
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instead of wtf boom, it's a "whoops boom"
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so to make a nuclear explosion we just need basitin artifacts and basitin rum and then smash them together. Seems legit
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It makes sense... kinda. Basitin are basically immune to poison, alcohol is technically a poison, thus their drinks would have to be this strong in order to affect them
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Wait, if they're immune, no alcohol should work at all! What is this nonsense!?
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they are immune to, and I quote "most" poisons, I assume particularly potent poisons could affect Basitin biology, to a degree. think Dwarves from most fantasy things like D&D, and LOTR. They're resistant to poison, so they brew potent alcohol that lets them get drunk
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Oh well, I guess that makes sense.
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I think somebody may have been smuggling some John James Monroevian Moonshine in those "Basitin Rum" crates.
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So kids, always remember:
Rum + magical artifacts = a huge explosion that's likely to wipe out a few forests.
Remember this formula, you'll need it later.
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Above: inspiration for the first Basitin militaryΒ grenade launcher.
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More like a nuke ^^
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Looks like its just... Rimmed out *puts on shades*
YEEEEEAAAHH!!!
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9rD4Pβ¦
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Evals was right! If you drop it hard enough, it EXPLURDS
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Seems like TNT-Whiskey or Boomshine how I like to call it more was produced even before Vice City
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Meanwhile in the basitin isles basitin guard: did you hear something? Other basitin guard: hm.. I don't know probably just someone dropped rum XD you should make this another comic pls :3
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It was at this moment he knewΒ
he fucked up
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And they say that the explosion could be seen for miles, and heard for even more. The Kings and Queens of the world knew that Mike had dropped the rum.
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And that was the last we heard of that poor guy.
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First thing that comes to mind, "Ok, but why's the rum gone?"
Also reminds me of something that I made in DND. Managed to acquire a bunch of watermelons, nails and dwarven spirits. Hollow out the melons, fill with spirits and nails. Set up a candle on top so that it will fall in after a period of time. Set it up (don't roll a one) and watch the boom from a distance.
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OMG Basitin are the anthro equivilant of dwarves! Poison resistance, Check. Lawful nature, Check. Rather short, Check. Unbelievably strong drinks, Check.
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*unbelievably slow clap*
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its like just walking with boxes slip BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Β
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