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Description Sigh, there's no category for "funny" pics. Then again, this is an ART site lol. Ok, this is a form of art, it is the art of laughter (at least, for the people who have played this game)

My friend and I have oft talked of "conscript spam" in RA2, not as a legitimate tactic, but just for the fun of it. I was most certainly inspired by the first soviet mission and their surplus of soldiers which they hand over to you and say "go, blow up Washington DC"

For kicks, try and find the Crazy Ivan (he is a different unit from the rest of the conscripts) And no, the Apocalypse tank doesn't count, it stands out rather well.



You saw this on flickr you say? It probably my flickr. Not convinced? I could send you the save file
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Comments: 79

WorldofTanks [2014-09-22 14:34:30 +0000 UTC]

This is brilliant. xD Β I once charged a Brutal enemy base with more than 100 Conscripts. They were so many that I had to divide them into three groups so they would move. xD It ended horribly/ nicely. xd I won, but not without the loss of so many conscripts. xD A full division of like 10 conscripts got their butts handed to them by 2 attack dogs. xDΒ 

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twtmaster In reply to WorldofTanks [2014-09-23 08:35:30 +0000 UTC]

Bless those poor conscripts

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WorldofTanks In reply to twtmaster [2014-09-23 13:02:45 +0000 UTC]

lol I lost almost half of my Conscript Division lol xD It's still among my favorites strategies. xD I absolutely love how the Conscript says, "You are sure?" when you give them an attack order when the enemy is already attacking them xD LOLΒ 

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Commander-Dominic [2014-06-30 15:02:16 +0000 UTC]

Well someone is fucked.

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marcioo9 [2014-06-30 14:13:32 +0000 UTC]

24 row from right, 10 soldier from up

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twtmaster In reply to marcioo9 [2014-07-01 09:28:40 +0000 UTC]

Good work, you've been more descriptive than most XD

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tylero79 [2014-06-02 19:20:24 +0000 UTC]

FOUND HIM!!!

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twtmaster In reply to tylero79 [2014-06-07 03:22:43 +0000 UTC]

Nice - have a cookie

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tylero79 In reply to twtmaster [2014-06-08 00:29:22 +0000 UTC]

thanks. took me forever to see him in that mass of conscripts

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HailMyself [2014-04-08 12:04:27 +0000 UTC]

"No one will expect anΒ conscript charge !!!" - My Battlecry.

That is one of top 10 best strategy i love to use in Red Alert 2. Right in begin of the game. I don't give crap about any thing else. All i care is: How manyΒ conscript i have. Where is my enemy. How far from here to there.

And when things done. Ready for your nightmare. In my entire live until now. This strategy only fail me 3 times. Other.......burn to the ground.

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twtmaster In reply to HailMyself [2014-04-09 11:44:31 +0000 UTC]

But did you find the Crazy Ivan?

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HailMyself In reply to twtmaster [2014-04-09 13:26:43 +0000 UTC]

Nope. Don't see that crazy guy.

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Daedor [2013-10-19 12:58:55 +0000 UTC]

Proletariat motherfuckers!

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militarynut2010 [2011-02-24 15:39:33 +0000 UTC]

FOUND IVAN.

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twtmaster In reply to militarynut2010 [2011-02-25 09:42:54 +0000 UTC]

But in soviet russia...

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militarynut2010 In reply to twtmaster [2011-02-26 20:59:37 +0000 UTC]

what do u mean?

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twtmaster In reply to militarynut2010 [2011-02-26 23:04:35 +0000 UTC]

[link]
I'm sorry I posted a link from know your meme. I am so so sorry

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militarynut2010 In reply to twtmaster [2011-02-28 19:03:20 +0000 UTC]

thats ok. im still new.

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Wolfblade670 [2010-12-18 00:06:22 +0000 UTC]

THAT. Is the greatest thing ever. I seriously LOLed.

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twtmaster In reply to Wolfblade670 [2010-12-18 07:28:36 +0000 UTC]

Cheers

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NicklausofKrieg [2010-06-01 20:18:16 +0000 UTC]

hmm well i usually win all my battles using conscripts

i pretty much garrison the whole map with conscripts so that they'll be protected from snipers, tanyas, chrono legionnaires, navy seals, dogs and other special enemy units after that when all the buildings are filled up i pull some of them out to attack the enemy

i also use war miners instead of tanks since they're pretty strong and can repair themselves and use flacktracks for places where i can't build flak cannons

as for tanks i just use them to destroy walls

i'd say i'm quite an urban commander when it comes to conscripts but then if there ain't that many houses i just make more war miners instead

one time i even destroyed my enemy's base with just one Boris and ten veteran conscripts

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twtmaster In reply to NicklausofKrieg [2010-06-02 08:13:05 +0000 UTC]

But you kinda missed the point of this picture - FIND THE IVAN (and no, the build picture doesn't count)

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NicklausofKrieg In reply to twtmaster [2010-06-02 19:01:45 +0000 UTC]

i found him

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twtmaster In reply to NicklausofKrieg [2010-06-04 07:51:40 +0000 UTC]

My work is done here

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JoshuaLangit123 [2010-05-04 09:54:03 +0000 UTC]

3 desolators! I NEED 3 DEPLOYED DESOLATORS!

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twtmaster In reply to JoshuaLangit123 [2010-05-04 11:19:15 +0000 UTC]

It'll be a silent spring

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JoshuaLangit123 In reply to twtmaster [2010-05-05 06:20:53 +0000 UTC]

Find a HOTSPOT!

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MasTeRMinD-BlacK [2009-11-30 22:09:44 +0000 UTC]

can u count them , very nice man

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twtmaster In reply to MasTeRMinD-BlacK [2009-12-01 00:42:44 +0000 UTC]

Haha no way man. I all I did was click like hell You can try to count them if you like. Key word - "try"

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MasTeRMinD-BlacK In reply to twtmaster [2009-12-01 03:52:51 +0000 UTC]

Its the greats game on the planet man , really nice work

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Zanslev [2009-11-30 21:24:16 +0000 UTC]

Then the conscripts meet... a wall.

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twtmaster In reply to Zanslev [2009-12-01 00:42:06 +0000 UTC]

and they can do NOTHING ABOUT IT Huh, I forgot if Ivan's can put tnt on walls...

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Zanslev In reply to twtmaster [2009-12-01 02:43:10 +0000 UTC]

I can't remember, either. This calls for RESEARCH! Actually, I think the Apocalypse tank can just roll over walls anyway, and infantry, and tanks...

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twtmaster In reply to Zanslev [2009-12-01 07:27:23 +0000 UTC]

LOL no, that's the overlord from C&C Generals (or...I think that was it. I've never really played Generals) Apocalypses are powerful, but they're not overkill

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wtfgiygasplz [2009-11-12 01:59:21 +0000 UTC]

I found the Crazy Ivan. Hard to see, cause all I see is green

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twtmaster In reply to wtfgiygasplz [2009-11-12 11:55:23 +0000 UTC]

Lol, I didn't know giygas was into RA2

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wtfgiygasplz In reply to twtmaster [2009-11-13 00:20:29 +0000 UTC]

"You...have...no...i..d..e..a......."

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z3roibot [2009-11-03 19:31:38 +0000 UTC]

Soviet "numbers" supreme

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twtmaster In reply to z3roibot [2009-11-03 22:51:24 +0000 UTC]

HURRR SOVIET STRONG!!

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ChapterAquila92 [2009-11-03 01:33:02 +0000 UTC]

Heh, the soviet version of "Where's Waldo"! I've found the Crazy Ivan in about five minutes.

If you really want to see a unit spam, get about 20 war factories up and start churning out apocalypse tanks like there's no tomorrow - It's fun being in command of a tank division for a game!

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twtmaster In reply to ChapterAquila92 [2009-11-03 04:11:10 +0000 UTC]

Aaahhh getting the RA2 chills now gonna fire it up again

Woah. I was wondering what you meant by having more than one factory. I always though one factory was all you needed - wiki tells me the more factories you have, the faster you build :S wow, you learn something new everyday

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ChapterAquila92 In reply to twtmaster [2009-11-03 11:37:01 +0000 UTC]

That is actually true - in fact, you can build vehicles so fast that multiple factories will be spawning them if you have at least ten or tewelve.

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twtmaster In reply to ChapterAquila92 [2009-11-03 23:31:29 +0000 UTC]

har har har X__X I try 3 war factories and barely notice the difference :S lol thats just a fraction of 12, let alone 20 O__O Although it'd probably be very useful in the later missions

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ChapterAquila92 In reply to twtmaster [2009-11-04 12:21:00 +0000 UTC]

With 17 war factories, you can produce two Kirov airships per second.

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twtmaster In reply to ChapterAquila92 [2009-11-04 23:41:13 +0000 UTC]

I will do this. And i thought 6 factories and churning out rhinos was awesome enough, clearly an armada of kirovs will beat...anything

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ChapterAquila92 In reply to twtmaster [2009-11-05 11:35:06 +0000 UTC]

One of the pics for my early motivationals, Kirov Air Armada, was done that way.

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twtmaster In reply to ChapterAquila92 [2009-11-06 00:04:28 +0000 UTC]

fucking...hating the Red Revolution mission right now. Yuri has me pinned. And i'm only playing normal Might have to restart *sigh*

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ChapterAquila92 In reply to twtmaster [2009-11-06 03:58:04 +0000 UTC]

Best to take out the defense buildings at the top of the plateau just northeast of the base and capture the tesla generators at the start. I also recommend that you hold off on your silo until you have enough tesla coils and flak cannons to render that plateau impenetrable by both land and air units. Hopefully this pic helps [link]

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twtmaster In reply to ChapterAquila92 [2009-11-06 13:09:43 +0000 UTC]

I put my silo in my base, and have Flak troopers make a corridor where the kirovs come in. Suffice to say, many died for their duty but in the end, at least they have/can chaff I took note of your plateau and turned it into a tesla fortress, worked a charm (although Curtained terror drones made a mess of the telsa troopers powering the towers >___> )

Now I wonder how hard it would be for me on Hard

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ChapterAquila92 In reply to twtmaster [2009-11-06 20:24:57 +0000 UTC]

Of course, I've modded my version to the point where I can't pull off this same trick without losing everything to apocalypse tanks that go nuclear. Thank god the mod also enabled you to effectively cloak your base, otherwise destroying the Kremlin would be a real bitch on Easy.

It's also pretty funny when half of your enemy's forces stockpile in your cloaked base, unable to target anything that doesn't shoot back. Something like 60 Kirovs swarming above the nuke silo trying to find it as well.

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