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She was sitting there in a rather darkened palace cell, waiting for someone to just come let her out. She cared not if it was some knight in shining armor or the very beastly king that placed her in this cell in the first place. She just didn't want to be in this cell anymore.Then out of nowhere come these two young plumbers in rediculous clothes named Mario and Luigi [link] , claiming they are here to rescue her. She was over joyed to the point where she was actually going to give them each the most passionate kiss they could ever imagine.......to which they both said "suck our cocks you stindgy bitch" (Mario especially).
No I'm serious, they wanted her to give them both a blowjob as compensation for the near-fatal madness they had endure getting here, in fact Luigi has had some near-death close calls and Mario is not too happy about it. So yeah, they are pretty much going to leave her in Bowser's Castle unless she gets on her knees and have some franks right here and now.
After that the long trek all the way back to Mushroom Kingdom begins, the two brothers now escorting the fair princess back to her home.......or so it would seem....
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Princess Peach Toadstool
VOICE OVER; Jennifer Darling
SPECIAL SKILL; The "Perfect Womb"
SPECIAL ATTACK; Peach Bomber
It is said that she was a being literally born from a giant peach that fell from the sky on the night of the full celestial moon, some even say that she is the very daughter of the eternal mother herself Rosalina. Well whatever the case she was the most treasured being in all of the Mushroom Kingdom, loved by all as the very kind and benevolent ruler of the land. But then one night she just upped and vanished without a trace, presumebly she just upped and walked outside the kingdom's bourders. For more than four years she was missing, the Mushroom Kingdom literally lost in a period of much distress over the loss of their Princess. But then, a single scout by the name of Toad had discovered her current whereabouts in the very domain of King Bowser! What exactly she was doing there is uncertain, only that she was now in a cell in the dungeon.
While she is very grateful to these brave brothers for being rescued she is not too happy about having to give them blowjobs just to get out of that castle. It's not that she had to do it, it's that they wanted it out of spite and contempt towards her, no longer wanting to have any association with her whatsoever and only continuing this journey out of obligation. She is no stranger to such scorn, in fact for the past three years she has been met with much resentment from many of the denizens in Bowser's kingdom. Though it is not really that intense, to feel such resentment from these two who've come to rescue her is much disheartening...
As such she feels it best not to let them in on a shocking secret that she is already married. To tell them who she is married to would only envoke outright outrage, probably enough that they'd straight up ditch her in the middle of the woods somewhere, at least that's what she fears. But she seems to underestimate her spouse, thinking he would not come for her due to the dispute they had, but sooner or later the cat will be out of the bag and when that happens, well, the shit will just obliterate the fan.
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There, my own picture of Princess Peach. I guess it's pretty much expected that every Nintendo artist have at least one Peach piece in their gallery (unless they're Metroid and Zelda fans only XD). I was bound to draw her sometime so here she is.
To be honest I'm not a big fan of Peach in the slightest, but only in regards to such games as Mario Kart and Smash Bros. of which I hold much contempt for her. Outside of that though, I really don't mind her existence, even though the Disney Princesses got more dignity than she has XD.
And here's Ultimatetransfan's color job of this pic [link]
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Comments: 19
Jac26qq308 [2015-02-19 11:57:30 +0000 UTC]
Wow, that's a uh...interesting...okay, I'm just gonna say it as it is, that was both incredibly bad ass and incredibly funny as all hell to read.
And this was five years ago...I feel so old...
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Phantasm81 In reply to Tyrranux [2014-03-13 23:49:44 +0000 UTC]
Too bad. Β This would make a perfect story, something I can imagine reading on FF.net
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RedWingsDragon [2010-03-11 06:10:59 +0000 UTC]
You've taken her places I never thought possible XD Awesome work here
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Ud-the-Imp [2010-03-05 01:21:36 +0000 UTC]
So........did she REALLY provide Mario's asked condition......?
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Ud-the-Imp In reply to Tyrranux [2010-03-05 02:23:48 +0000 UTC]
STILL that doesn't count as losing one's virginity.....
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Tyrranux In reply to Ud-the-Imp [2010-03-05 03:31:18 +0000 UTC]
Virginity? She fathered eight kids already, she already lost her virginity years ago. Now she's just putting out XD.
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Ud-the-Imp In reply to Tyrranux [2010-03-05 05:33:51 +0000 UTC]
I'm talking about the Segales. XD
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Tyrranux In reply to Ud-the-Imp [2010-03-05 05:46:38 +0000 UTC]
Well at this point in their lives it's basically "first base" for them.
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Flame-G102 [2010-03-04 21:14:48 +0000 UTC]
Peach has alwasy been a slut. Sometimes I think she gets kidnapped on purpose...
I like your pic here tho.
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Tyrranux In reply to Flame-G102 [2010-03-04 21:38:45 +0000 UTC]
In my rendition, she doesn't even get kidnapped, she just goes with him. Everyone just assumes she was kidnapped. I guess she just had a curiousity for what having some dragon would be like XD.
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Flame-G102 In reply to Tyrranux [2010-03-04 23:20:43 +0000 UTC]
lawl.
reminds me of that comic.
for Peach, Kidnapped by bowser is just slang for im goin out with him tonight.
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Tyrranux In reply to Flame-G102 [2010-03-04 23:37:37 +0000 UTC]
Haha! Yeah, that's how it usually goes XD.
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TheToonDevil [2010-03-04 17:06:39 +0000 UTC]
Awsome desighn! Find it kinda cool she has The Kingdom Heart symbol on her crown. barely noticed that.
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Tyrranux In reply to TheToonDevil [2010-03-04 20:07:33 +0000 UTC]
I don't know if that was intentional or not. I do know she definetely has....crabs..
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TheToonDevil In reply to Tyrranux [2010-03-05 01:37:21 +0000 UTC]
Either way, nice desighn. Kinda laughed a bit at her discription with Mario. XD
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