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Published: 2014-08-17 23:31:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 8312; Favourites: 228; Downloads: 83
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"Okay, Soldier, mein freund. Look at me. Everybody's getting their lederhosen in a twist over this but I swear this is - Soldier, look at me, I NEED you, I need you for this! In tomorrow's match, when you are to rocket-jump at mid, I'm going to run Quickfix - SOLDIER, LOOK AT ME PLEASE - and I will *BURP* Ubersaw Garden the other Medic and kill him."
"...I think you've had enough, Doc."
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son.
I'm back from vacation so I'll be getting back to work ASAP on my Saxxy entry as well as other things that need to be attended to. For now, have an inebriated 6s team at Chili's Sunshine Cafe.
Also, speaking of 6v6, a giant superteam lost last month for the first time in a long time in ESEA Invite. I made a video about that which you can see here! (I'll probably upload the wallpapers later.)
Enhanced Soldier and Demoman by Maxxy
Casual Medic by Sarcasmosaur
Pacific Flower by Beetle
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Comments: 33
Why does Soldier's expression remind me of Buzz Lightyear?
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So I assume Scout is Woody in this one? XD
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I was just saying that Soldier resembles Buzz.
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I know, right? It's pretty cool! Especially since I'm a die hard Disney fan.
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Scout: You actually think you infiltrated a robot meeting last night? Oh, all this time I thought it was an act! HEY GUYS, LOOK!!! IT'S THE REAL ROBO-CONQUEROR!
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Soldier: You are mocking me aren't you?
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Scout: Oh no no no no no no- SOLDIER LOOK A NAZI!!!
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Soldier: Where? (turns around)
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We need way more Drunk Medic. His shenanigans have to override Demo's in terms of how silly they must be.
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Well, let's hope they even remember what they planned that night.
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NEXT DAY:
Alright, so I have this Quickfix -
WE ARE NOT DOING THE UBERSAW GARDENING PUT THAT AWAY PRIVATE
I...who told you anything about Ubersaw Gardening? Are you intoxicated, Soldier?
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I'd like to think that face is mid-belch.
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"Yo, Doc *BURP* if ya gonna be goin' in wid anybody...ya better be sure ya gonna catch up to me, ya got dat tough guy? Huh? HUH?"
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Ah, the Doc is always so much more fun with a few glasses of beer in him.
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I'd like to think he and the Demo off the field engage in drinking contests every now and then.
Terrible, terrible drinking contests that end with a drunk Medic sobbing openly over a failed liver transplant before his own liver gives in and they both meet in the Respawn room, sobered up.
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Sounds like it could be canon! 
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That's what ya get for drinking the other team's beer, guys...
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I've been interested in the "SPY!" implications of the RED guys drinking BLU Streak beer since in Meet the Engineer, RED Engie was drinking it. That leads me to the conclusion that BLU Streak is basically Canadian beer.
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I thought the RED engie drank BLU beer in Meet the Engineer since he stole it along the truck full of briefcases...
Also, Soldier's gonna love it now...
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That Soldier sitting down is all like "*sigh* Yeahp he's drunk."
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He looks ready to cut Medic from the team to be honest.
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Emily: I think you've drunk too much beer Medic...
Derpy: *walks around like crazy and falls down a bunch of times*
Emily: ...Derpy drank Demo's beer again...
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This looks like me and my friends xD Hahaha!
I love the sitting soldiers face. Pure "I don't know what he's saying but I'm so paying attention.... Why is he touching my hand..."
This is great x3
I love this picture haha!
Amazing work as always Uber!
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Thank you, glad you like it! And yeah, this is usually me and my friends when birthdays roll around and we break our sobriety streaks.
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