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Published: 2011-07-20 08:29:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 6160; Favourites: 187; Downloads: 35
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Description I sincerely apologize for that last panel.

Dunno about you, but James' jacket always looked kinda heavy to me. He could have probably taken something if he left that behind. I'm bad with guessing weights, but I'd say it's a bit over 20 oz? Maybe not much, but sure as hell heavier than a photo of your dead wife. Picky ass elevators...

EDIT: Oh, replayed SH2 recently and it turns out you can at least bring those few scraps of paper. But still, wood is not that heavy...
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Comments: 87

cashlost2 [2019-01-12 06:56:37 +0000 UTC]

Umm I'm in this part of the Internet again send help

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Rebelartist92 [2017-09-16 03:46:04 +0000 UTC]

James be like: www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7g086… .

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TheSnowe [2015-08-22 21:09:39 +0000 UTC]

Is that a reference (sort of) to The Princess Bride?
"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!!"

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Umberoff In reply to TheSnowe [2015-08-23 22:31:26 +0000 UTC]

I... can't remember if that's intentional, actually! :V I haven't seen Princess Bride for a while so my memory of it is a little fuzzy... so uh, maybe, maybe not? haha

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TheSnowe In reply to Umberoff [2015-08-24 00:00:40 +0000 UTC]

Ah. Do you remember Miracle Max?

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Umberoff In reply to TheSnowe [2015-08-26 18:20:52 +0000 UTC]

The name is familiar but I can't quite remember the specific character... wow, I really need to rewatch Princess Bride don't I, haha

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Exd2Dxe [2014-04-04 03:57:20 +0000 UTC]

😂

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youknowwheretofindme [2013-08-25 21:29:57 +0000 UTC]

LOL! Love it! I used to get so frustrated at that part too!

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Trinitas127 [2013-07-01 21:42:00 +0000 UTC]

I know this is the reason everyone thinks he is fat, but seriously... Dick move elevator, dick move.

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AniManga21 [2013-03-06 04:22:04 +0000 UTC]

I like to think it's not because it's too heavy, it's because the elevator doesn't want you to have a weapon. O^O

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Claona [2013-02-06 12:20:45 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. That annoyed me.

But I really like your work so much. It's very impressive.

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Umberoff In reply to Claona [2013-02-12 00:48:24 +0000 UTC]

Oh, thank you very much! :>

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Claona In reply to Umberoff [2013-02-13 21:58:41 +0000 UTC]

Most welcome

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flognote [2012-08-04 03:36:46 +0000 UTC]

LOL I was not expecting the ending. But seriously, I was pretty pissed you couldn't even bring a 2x4 with nails sticking out of it, how fat is James anyway?

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Ronkeyroo [2012-05-22 13:00:11 +0000 UTC]

OMG THE LAST PANEL XDDDDD GHAHahahahah!! HAAHAA! *dead*

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lobunoob [2012-01-18 08:59:38 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahaha i thought exactly the same in this part of the game XD Awesome job!!

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Umberoff In reply to lobunoob [2012-01-19 01:47:39 +0000 UTC]

aha, thanks! :D

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eluwaruburu [2011-12-16 10:05:12 +0000 UTC]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOL xDDDDDD

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Dragonwarrior-kyna [2011-09-07 18:21:07 +0000 UTC]

Finally Maria is of some use now.

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DarkAnime29 [2011-08-23 01:20:31 +0000 UTC]

Instant fav. Not only for Maria crotch, but also James' 'finally snapped' look.

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Umberoff In reply to DarkAnime29 [2011-08-24 02:45:14 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha, thank you :D

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TheKidWithCatEars [2011-08-05 05:15:25 +0000 UTC]

This has to be the greatest thing ever!

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Umberoff In reply to TheKidWithCatEars [2011-08-07 06:38:57 +0000 UTC]

Haha, thank you :D

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EvolutionReject [2011-07-31 14:37:42 +0000 UTC]

'Oh my god...' lol the last panel made me become as shocked as when Jak found out the Precursors were really just lil' orange rats. XD I haven't gotten to this part but you can be sure I'll be considering this as an 'option' to force the elevator to take fatty James down. XD

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Dogura-Magura [2011-07-30 01:26:02 +0000 UTC]

I hated that part so much. I couldn't even keep my flashlight

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Umberoff In reply to Dogura-Magura [2011-07-31 16:46:46 +0000 UTC]

Or the radio, or health drink, or just a piece of paper. Awful elevators :C

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AquaCrescent [2011-07-27 01:54:50 +0000 UTC]

Oh my God, I laughed so hard when I saw the last panel! Awesome work!

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Umberoff In reply to AquaCrescent [2011-07-29 20:16:11 +0000 UTC]

Why thank you 8D

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AquaCrescent In reply to Umberoff [2011-07-30 00:44:48 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome.

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MyGambit [2011-07-26 00:04:32 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO!!!! Thats cold epicness. You pegged what i wanted to do here pretty epically. Though i was thinking I'd keep the handgun cuz it COULDNT be THAT heavy.

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Umberoff In reply to MyGambit [2011-07-29 20:17:36 +0000 UTC]

Mmm, maybe the handgun would be heavier than the plank... but sure not heavy enough to keep down a damn elevator >:T

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Murder-Junkie [2011-07-23 19:38:56 +0000 UTC]

...Oh god no no no he's naked oh no no no that's not cool James put your clothes back on..! But yeah, that jacket plus his boots? He could have totally taken at least the nail board with him if he'd dropped those. Though if I saw a naked man running at me with a piece of wood, yeah screw killing him, I'm gettin' the hell outta dodge.
THIS IS FUNNY AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BEAUTIFUL FOR MAKING IT.

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Umberoff In reply to Murder-Junkie [2011-07-24 07:47:28 +0000 UTC]

Ah, his boots! I forgot about his big floppy clown shoes. Leave that behind and ya could have gotten a health drink too. And regardless of the circumstances, naked man running at me with plank = OH GOD RUN

AND DAWWW YOU MAKE ME BLUSH

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bakahiko [2011-07-23 06:21:36 +0000 UTC]

You are a genius. <3

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Umberoff In reply to bakahiko [2011-07-24 07:47:14 +0000 UTC]

Ahfjls you're too kind <3

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kaakelilattia [2011-07-22 18:30:36 +0000 UTC]

...........This made my day. This is the most awesome piece of art there ever is.

....... and I seriously lol'd at Maria's face.

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Umberoff In reply to kaakelilattia [2011-07-24 07:28:55 +0000 UTC]

Oh my, why thank you kind sir/ma'am :D

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Qxqx4 [2011-07-22 04:48:48 +0000 UTC]

You're my hero!! fucking hilarious!

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Umberoff In reply to Qxqx4 [2011-07-24 07:28:28 +0000 UTC]

Oh gee, a hero. SAVING THE WORLD ONE COMIC AT A TIME.

-ahem- But thank you C:

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Qxqx4 In reply to Umberoff [2011-07-24 17:45:31 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome... hero~ X3

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Tippy-The-Bunny [2011-07-21 19:53:22 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD!!! XD AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

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NorthWind-foxtrot229 [2011-07-21 19:07:39 +0000 UTC]

You read my mind with this comic! (Who knew pieces of paper could be so heavy?) xD

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Umberoff In reply to NorthWind-foxtrot229 [2011-07-24 07:28:08 +0000 UTC]

Seriously, it must be paper made of gold written with pure lead or something.

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umbrellasxfinest [2011-07-21 13:21:22 +0000 UTC]

XD If only you could've actually done that in the game....

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Umberoff In reply to umbrellasxfinest [2011-07-24 07:05:28 +0000 UTC]

And then you have the choice to never get your clothes back. It sure would make the ending scenes very... interesting

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umbrellasxfinest In reply to Umberoff [2011-07-25 16:40:19 +0000 UTC]

Exactly XD

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HeavyRainIsFalling [2011-07-21 11:25:08 +0000 UTC]

Oh god, that is fantastic

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Umberoff In reply to HeavyRainIsFalling [2011-07-24 07:04:36 +0000 UTC]

Aha, thank you xD

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HeavyRainIsFalling In reply to Umberoff [2011-07-27 12:12:11 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!

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ShadowxSiegfried [2011-07-21 10:24:42 +0000 UTC]

Lol! *saved on pc*
I hated that part of the game. First time I tried to get rid of all possible objects except for self-defense weapon
We need to force James to do the diet!

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