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Published: 2013-05-26 00:06:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 256; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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[10:44] -- daveSprites [DS] began pestering broStrider [BS] at 22:44 --[10:44] DS: yo bro
[10:44] BS: Hey.
[10:44] DS: hows it hanging?
[10:44] BS: Pretty cool.
[10:44] BS: Pretty cool.
[10:44] DS: hehe sounds cool man
[10:44] BS: You know it bro. You KNOW it.
[10:45] DS: hehe
[10:45] BS: Hey lil man?
[10:45] DS: yeah bro?
[10:46] BS: Sometimes, I have these dreams.
[10:46] BS: You're in them,
[10:46] DS: really?
[10:46] BS: But, it's not like you.
[10:46] BS: You're like some kinda...uhm...angel.
[10:46] BS: You're moves are SICCKK.
[10:46] DS: hehe
[10:46] BS: But, I die.
[10:47] DS: shit...
[10:47] BS: And I keep telling you not to be sad.
[10:47] BS: You shouldn't be, because angels aren't suppose to be sad.
[10:47] -- daveSprites [DS] looks down, then back up --
[10:48] DS: bro...
[10:48] DS: im kinda already an angel...
[10:48] -- daveSprites [DS] motions to my wings and spriteness --
[10:48] DS: hehe
[10:49] BS: What?
[10:49] BS: Oh...
[10:49] BS: No, you
[10:49] BS: *'re my lil man.
[10:49] DS: yeah bro
[10:50] DS: i know
[10:50] DS: ill always be your lil man
[10:51] BS: Haha, one day I PROMISE to get Obama to one of your giga.
[10:51] BS: *gigs
[10:51] DS: haha yeah man
[10:51] BS: You can have this sick duet.
[10:51] BS: What no duet sounds so uncool.
[10:51] DS: nah bro
[10:51] DS: duets are cool
[10:52] BS: Really?
[10:52] DS: just not romance ones and all that
[10:52] DS: you know?
[10:52] BS: Like chariocy?
[10:52] DS: yeah
[10:53] DS: like that bro
[10:54] BS: Truth is, I dont like smuppets.
[10:54] DS: really?
[10:54] BS: Yeah.
[10:54] DS: hehe
[10:54] BS: Don't you like smuppets?
[10:54] BS: Thats why I got them.
[10:54] DS: not really bro
[10:54] DS: heh
[10:54] DS: you got them for me?
[10:54] BS: Yeah bro.
[10:55] DS: ...dammit bro fucking up with my feels
[10:55] DS: hehehe jeez
[10:55] BS: You talking about some ironic...
[10:55] BS: FEELING JAMS.
[10:56] DS: yeah man
[10:56] DS: damn feeling jams
[10:56] DS: hehehe
[10:56] DS: cant stop chuckling
[10:57] BS: Chuckling?
[10:57] DS: the 'hehe's keep coming out
[10:58] DS: maybe cuz im so damn happy to see you
[10:58] DS: or some shit like that
[10:58] BS: Yeah.
[10:58] DS: ...i missed you bro
[10:58] BS: Im surprised you'd be happy to see me.
[10:58] DS: of course man
[10:58] DS: your my big bro
[10:59] BS: Yeah lil' man.
[10:59] DS: bro... mind if we... bro hug?
[11:00] BS: Ah bro where making this HAPPEN.
[11:00] BS: Where doing this,
[11:00] DS: haha
[11:00] DS: alright then
[11:00] -- daveSprites [DS] brohugs you --
[11:01] BS: Bro I think I might shed a tear.
[11:01] DS: yeah... me too bro
[11:01] DS: fucking missed you man...
[11:02] BS: You too, lil' man.
[11:02] DS: ... fuck damn tears
[11:02] BS: I remember when you were a lil tyke, having my shades on your face with that ironic bib.
[11:03] DS: yeah man
[11:03] DS: i still have the shades
[11:03] BS: Hey lil man.
[11:03] BS: I'm on this record.
[11:03] BS: Can you.
[11:03] BS: CAn you come with me.
[11:03] DS: where?
[11:03] BS: This clockwork ass place.
[11:04] DS: sure man
[11:04] DS: ill come with ya
[11:04] BS: Theres this,
[11:04] BS: Man.
[11:04] BS: With these tentacles.
[11:04] DS: fuck?
[11:04] BS: He's here.
[11:04] BS: I don't know.
[11:05] BS: Your probably laughing at me.
[11:05] DS: nah man
[11:05] DS: totally serious mode right now
[11:05] BS: Shit.
[11:05] BS: I don't.
[11:05] BS: I can't.
[11:05] DS: im here bro
[11:05] DS: ill fight with you
[11:05] DS: its gonna be ok
[11:06] BS: Tha
[11:07] DS: remember bro your invincible
[11:07] BS: Shit.
[11:07] BS: Shit shit shit.
[11:07] DS: bro?
[11:08] DS: whats wrong?
[11:08] BS: Shit lil' man...
[11:08] BS: I don't feel so motherfucking good.
[11:09] DS: BRO...
[11:09] DS: its gonna be ok
[11:09] DS: your gonna be ok
[11:09] BS: I don't...
[11:10] DS: its ok bro... your gonna be fine...
[11:10] BS: Shit bro.
[11:11] DS: ...its...its not gonna be fine...
[11:11] DS: is it?
[11:11] BS: Lil' man...
[11:11] BS: Angels.
[11:11] DS: ... yeah bro
[11:11] BS: Angels...Aren't suppose to be sad.
[11:11] DS: ...sorry bro...
[11:11] DS: cant stop... the damn tears...
[11:12] BS: Woah..
[11:12] BS: There are..
[11:12] DS: ...heh bro
[11:12] BS: Two of you.
[11:13] DS: ...yeah bro...
[11:13] DS: their are...
[11:13] BS: But the others different...
[11:13] DS: yeah... cuz hes not... an angel...
[11:14] DS: is still... normal and shit
[11:14] BS: He's not sad...
[11:14] BS: He doesnt seem to care..
[11:14] DS: i bet hes sad...
[11:14] BS: Did I fail as a guardian...
[11:14] DS: no man...
[11:14] DS: bro...
[11:14] DS: you were awesome
[11:14] DS: youre always gonna be awesome
[11:15] BS: He's not.
[11:15] BS: All he's doing is trying to get my sword.
[11:15] BS: I'm sorry bro...
[11:15] DS: its fine...
[11:16] DS: cuz... cuz i...
[11:16] DS: fuck...
[11:16] BS: I'm sorry...
[11:16] BS: I let you down...
[11:16] DS: no bro...
[11:16] BS: Its okay...I'm fine.
[11:17] DS: bro...
[11:17] BS: And sometimes, I intend to lie.
[11:17] DS: why would you lie?
[11:17] DS: i dont understand...
[11:18] BS: I never.
[11:19] BS: I'm fine.
[11:19] DS: ...yeah bro...
[11:19] DS: ...your...your invincible
[11:20] BS: Haha...
[11:20] DS: yeah bro... your gonna be fine...
[11:20] DS: just gonna... shake it off...
[11:21] BS: I just.
[11:21] BS: Need to.
[11:21] BS: Stand.
[11:21] BS: Shi
[11:21] BS: t
[11:21] BS: I can't here anymore.
[11:21] BS: CHaha.
[11:21] BS: I mean.
[11:21] BS: Hear.
[11:21] DS: bro?
[11:22] DS: bro need some help?
[11:22] DS: BRO....
[11:22] DS: fuck cant you hear me?
[11:22] BS: Hmm?
[11:22] BS: What.
[11:22] BS: I don't.
[11:22] DS: bro... you cant...
[11:23] DS: you cant hear me...
[11:23] DS: oh fuck no...
[11:23] DS: bro no...
[11:23] BS: What.
[11:23] DS: bro... fucking tears...
[11:23] DS: hehe...
[11:24] BS: What are you saying lil man/
[11:24] BS: You gotta speak up.
[11:24] DS: BRO CAN YOU HEAR ME?
[11:24] BS: I think.
[11:24] BS: You need to speak up alittle
[11:25] DS: IS THIS BETTER!
[11:25] BS: Bro?
[11:26] DS: BRO!!!
[11:26] DS: PLEASE HEAR ME...
[11:26] DS: i dont... wanna be left alone...
[11:26] BS: Can you...
[11:26] BS: Move your mouth.
[11:26] DS: yeah bro
[11:26] DS: its moving
[11:27] BS: I can read it...
[11:27] DS: thats good...
[11:27] DS: b-bro...
[11:27] BS: Yeah lil' man?
[11:27] DS: i... i love you bro...
[11:28] DS: so... dont go anywhere ok?
[11:28] BS: I'lll.
[11:29] BS: Shit all this blood is goingon my hat.
[11:29] DS: should i... do something bro?
[11:29] DS: what can i do to help?
[11:30] BS: Bro what did you do with my copy of sburb.
[11:30] DS: i... i played it bro...
[11:30] DS: sorry...
[11:30] BS: Shit...
[11:30] DS: bro...
[11:30] BS: That means I don't have a prospit...
[11:31] DS: no bro..
[11:31] DS: you dont...
[11:31] DS: im... im so sorry...
[11:32] BS: It's alright, lil man.
[11:32] BS: Just.
[11:32] BS: You have time shit right?
[11:32] DS: no man...
[11:32] DS: lost that...
[11:32] DS: when i became a sprite...
[11:33] BS: I can't connect.
[11:33] BS: Which means I can't live again.
[11:33] DS: ...im so sorry bro...
[11:33] DS: fuck... its my fault...
[11:34] DS: that damned game...
[11:34] BS: Lil ma
[11:34] DS: yeah?
[11:36] BS: SHIT
[11:36] DS: bro... bro you ok?
[11:37] BS: HELLO?
[11:37] BS: WHO IS THIS.
[11:37] DS: bro its me...
[11:37] BS: BRO?
[11:37] DS: yeah...
[11:37] BS: WHOSE THAT.
[11:37] DS: bro...
[11:37] DS: shit...
[11:37] DS: fucking shit...
[11:37] BS: THE NAMES SPADES SLICK.
[11:38] BS: NOT BRO.
[11:38] DS: what...
[11:38] BS: YOU MEAN THIS TOOL OVER THERE?
[11:38] DS: huh?
[11:38] BS: THAT GUY WITH THE SHADES.
[11:38] DS: leave him alone
[11:39] DS: just... dont touch him...
[11:39] BS: MY TROPHY?
[11:40] DS: BACK OFF
[11:40] DS: my bro is no TROPHY
[11:42] BS: I THINK.
[11:42] BS: ILL TAKE.
[11:42] BS: HIS SHADES.
[11:42] DS: NO
[11:42] DS: LEAVE HIM ALONE
[11:43] DS: i will fucking KILL you
[11:44] BS: UH OH.
[11:44] BS: I THINK.
[11:44] BS: I JUST SNAPPED THEM.
[11:44] DS: FUCK YOU
[11:44] DS: I WILL SLICE OFF YOUR HEAD
[11:44] BS: THESE ARE SOME NICE.
[11:44] BS: RECORDS.
[11:45] BS: I THINK I CAN PLAY A MELO-
[11:45] BS: UH OH.
[11:45] BS: I JUST BROKE EM.
[11:45] DS: would you just go
[11:46] DS: just leave here and go
[11:46] DS: or i will kill you
[11:46] DS: heres my sword
[11:46] DS: coming strait for your throat
[11:47] BS: I THINK ILL TAKE HIS BODY.
[11:47] BS: AS A TROPHY.
[11:47] DS: NO
[11:47] DS: BACK OFF
[11:48] BS: TOO LATE.
[11:48] DS: leave my bro ALONE
[11:48] DS: fuck... why cant i do anything...
[11:49] BS: HAHAHA.
[11:49] DS: leave my bro alone
[11:49] DS: i will slash off your head
[11:50] BS: Shit.
[11:50] DS: bro?
[11:50] BS: dave go.
[11:50] BS: away
[11:50] DS: but bro...
[11:51] DS: i dont want to leave you...
[11:52] BS: OHHH LITTLE MANN.
[11:52] BS: WHERE CAN YOU BEE?
[11:52] BS: DONT YOU WANT TO HELP ME.
[11:52] BS: HAHAHAL.
[11:52] DS: b-bro...
[11:52] DS: shit... ill go...
[11:52] DS: ...bye bro...
[11:53] BS: bro help
[11:53] BS: me
[11:53] BS: lil man im scared
[11:53] BS: i dont want to de
[11:53] DS: ...
[11:53] BS: ie
[11:53] BS: please
[11:53] BS: im scared
[11:53] BS: SHUT UP.
[11:53] DS: youll be fine bro
[11:53] BS: PARDEN.
[11:53] BS: HIS INTRUSION.
[11:53] BS: HE NEEDS TO BE TAUGHT.
[11:53] DS: ill carry you up to heaven bro
[11:53] BS: HOW TO SHUT UP.
[11:54] BS: MAYBE ILL JUST CUT OFF HIS TONGUE.
[11:54] DS: NO
[11:54] DS: i wont let you
[11:54] DS: you cant touch my bro
[11:55] BS: OOPS.
[11:55] BS: I DROPED HIM.
[11:55] DS: i got him
[11:55] DS: so its... fine
[11:55] DS: your gonna be ok bro...
[11:56] BS: dave idont want to
[11:56] BS: die
[11:56] BS: please
[11:56] DS: its ok bro..
[11:56] DS: its gonna be ok...
[11:57] DS: how bout i throw some beats
[11:57] BS: lil man im scared.
[11:57] DS: its ok bro...
[11:57] DS: ill lift you up to heaven...
[11:57] DS: everythings gonna be ok...
[11:58] BS: what did i do wrong.
[11:58] DS: you did nothing wrong bro...
[11:59] DS: you were the perfect guardian...
[12:00] BS: i dont.
[12:00] BS: want to die.
[12:00] BS: please.
[12:00] DS: you wont die bro...
[12:01] DS: we'll just sit here...
[12:01] DS: and talk all day about shit...
[12:03] BS: shit.
[12:03] BS: Topic set...?
[12:03] DS: yeah...
[12:04] DS: that obama rap off...
[12:04] DS: sounds so boss man
[12:05] BS: Yeah...
[12:05] BS: ITs gonna be so sick.
[12:05] DS: yeah man it should be like
[12:06] DS: you and me vs obama and his posse
[12:06] DS: itd be so sick
[12:06] BS: Oh hell.
[12:07] DS: you ok bro?
[12:08] BS: Yeah...
[12:08] BS: Us vs obama and obama and george bush.
[12:08] BS: hahah.
[12:08] DS: haha
[12:08] DS: so sweet man
[12:08] DS: cant wait for it to happen
[12:10] DS: gonna throw some sick fires
[12:10] BS: Yeah.
[12:10] BS: The sickest.
[12:10] BS: Sicker then nich chaney.
[12:11] DS: fuck yeah man
[12:11] DS: itll be great
[12:11] DS: and well be famous and shit
[12:11] DS: star in movies and rap vids
[12:11] DS: wed have gone viral
[12:11] BS: YEah.
[12:12] BS: Better then.
[12:12] BS: Better then
[12:12] BS: Shit ic nat
[12:12] DS: hehe yeah man
[12:12] DS: so how you feeling bro?
[12:13] BS: Well,
[12:13] BS: Ive been bette.r
[12:14] DS: youll get better in not time
[12:14] DS: get back up on your feet
[12:14] DS: and do shit just like before
[12:15] BS: Dave.
[12:15] BS: I think.
[12:15] BS: Im going to hell.
[12:15] DS: ...no bro
[12:15] DS: im gonna carry you to heaven
[12:17] BS: heavens a oneway toclet
[12:17] DS: yeah... but angels can come visit anytime bro...
[12:17] BS: i can
[12:17] BS: breathe
[12:17] BS: any
[12:18] BS: i cant breathe naym,or dave
[12:18] DS: ...its ok bro
[12:18] DS: iits gonna be ok...
[12:18] DS: you...
[12:18] DS: you will be the dying movie hero bro
[12:19] BS: i cant breahten ayme0re
[12:19] DS: and ill be the weeping chick hanging off your arm...
[12:19] DS: its gonna be ok...
[12:19] DS: everything... is gonna be fine...
[12:20] BS: i lvoe youydave
[12:20] DS: i... love you too bro
[12:20] DS: i love you so much so...
[12:21] DS: its all gonna be fine...
[12:21] BS: your mylilman
[12:21] DS: yeah...
[12:21] DS: ill always be...
[12:21] DS: your lil man...
[12:23] BS: i am
[12:23] BS: so proud of you.
[12:24] DS: ... fuck...
[12:24] DS: i-i amm p-p-proud of y-ypu t-t-too....
[12:24] DS: fucking s-s-stutter....
[12:27] BS: z
[12:27] BS: im
[12:27] BS: i cant
[12:27] BS: i love you>
[12:27] -- broStrider [BS] ceased pestering daveSprites [DS] at 00:27 --
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Comments: 10
Eh, homestuck... It has a limit to how good it's going to appear to me.
That sets the bar very low, and nothing can come above it.
=_= still... i suppose for what it's worth...
This is okay.
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mkay. i respect your opinion dude
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k. NOW LET'S GET NAKED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -explodes-
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-facepalms- I didn't actually mean get naked. -_- Geez you people take things to seriously.
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ik i am being awesome XD
TEA PARTIES FOR ALL THE BITCHES XPP
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well of course
i am not a bitch XD
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