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Published: 2012-06-22 01:59:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 1972; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 43
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Description "Why do tiny people keep popping out of my vagina, daddy?" - you asked me this question oh so many times. Well, darling, you're now old enough to know the answer.

You see, when a male and a female tiny love each other very much, they do a very special hug. The female ovulates, just like a normal human female, and receives the male's semen. Unlike us humans, tinies can't make do with one baby per birth, because if they did they would soon extinct due to their very high death rate. Try to count how many tinies you stepped on today, for example. You can't, right? Because the number is just too high to keep track of.

In order to avoid extinction, they do something very special called "parasitical pregnancy". You see, when the female tiny ovulates she doesn't just release one of her eggs. She releases millions of them. After their special hug, the female tiny coughs up very small bubbles that encase her fertile eggs, and releases them into the air. Whenever you breathe those bubbles, invisible to the naked eye, they make their way down your throat and infest your body with the tiny fertile eggs. When some of those eggs reach your uterus, they trick your body into giving them the nutrition they need and develop into tiny fetuses. When the tiny baby is ready to be born it's already in a very developed state and much more ready to the world than a human baby. It pops out of your vagina and tries to crawl out of your panties before you notice it. If it succeeds crawling out and sliding down your leg, it continues to run as fast as it can until a tiny adult finds it and raise it among other tiny babies.

Only about 0.3% of all born tinies manage to survive their first day, but those who do are still a very significant number, and that's why tinies thrive so much in our world.


And that's why tiny people keep popping out of your vagina.


That's all for tonight. Sweet dreams!
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Comments: 22

masterx6 [2013-06-04 02:37:15 +0000 UTC]

I can honestly say I do not have the words for this, and yet....

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UndefinedError In reply to masterx6 [2013-06-04 15:49:50 +0000 UTC]

Word.

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bable7 [2012-07-01 18:58:13 +0000 UTC]

lolwut? Another mystery of the univers solved. on to the next one. what is 42 the answer to?

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glidingmark [2012-06-22 06:02:09 +0000 UTC]

THAAAAAAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!

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UndefinedError In reply to glidingmark [2012-06-22 15:25:51 +0000 UTC]

I'M GLAD I COULD BE OF ASSISTANCE!!!

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lordmep [2012-06-22 02:17:54 +0000 UTC]

And I had planned to eat later too. Oh well.

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UndefinedError In reply to lordmep [2012-06-22 02:19:40 +0000 UTC]

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lordmep In reply to UndefinedError [2012-06-22 02:58:23 +0000 UTC]

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LovelyLiar [2012-06-22 02:11:15 +0000 UTC]

Pfffft!

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UndefinedError In reply to LovelyLiar [2012-06-22 02:13:14 +0000 UTC]

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LovelyLiar In reply to UndefinedError [2012-06-22 02:29:19 +0000 UTC]

Oh my goodness your on deviantart right now?

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UndefinedError In reply to LovelyLiar [2012-06-22 04:48:49 +0000 UTC]

A part of me is. I think. I'm really not sure.

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LovelyLiar In reply to UndefinedError [2012-06-22 10:02:06 +0000 UTC]

Whoa... That's trippy...

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TwinGiants [2012-06-22 02:03:48 +0000 UTC]

Must. Not. Die. LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!

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UndefinedError In reply to TwinGiants [2012-06-22 02:07:11 +0000 UTC]

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TwinGiants In reply to UndefinedError [2012-06-22 02:27:01 +0000 UTC]

How are you?!

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UndefinedError In reply to TwinGiants [2012-06-22 04:46:41 +0000 UTC]

High on sleep deprivation!

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TwinGiants In reply to UndefinedError [2012-06-22 04:53:15 +0000 UTC]

Go to bed man!!!

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UndefinedError In reply to TwinGiants [2012-06-22 04:58:11 +0000 UTC]

Yes!

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TwinGiants In reply to UndefinedError [2012-06-22 05:04:40 +0000 UTC]

lol

Check out the journal?

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UndefinedError In reply to TwinGiants [2012-06-22 05:16:18 +0000 UTC]

I shall read when I'm more wakey!

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TwinGiants In reply to UndefinedError [2012-06-22 05:47:30 +0000 UTC]

Haha, sleep then. You need it to stay sharp!

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