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Poison heady? Sure...
Strider? Okay, but only in the backyard
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Equestria's gonna need a Magnusson device (the device to stick on striders so that any weapon, no matter how much damage big or little weapons cause, can destroy instantly).
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Prepare for a life of pain, Rarity.
Or rather, a half-life of pain.
(Okay, that was terrible)
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How could you? I thought you had standards when it came to these jokes.
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Not so above it all. Couldn't resist!
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Not just a headcrab.Β Β
It was a Poison Headcrab. Technically, it's venom andΒ not poison, but that's the name.
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Poison Headcrab, to be exact.
Technically, they're venomous and not poisonous, but that's the official name.
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"sweetie I thought we talked about having pets..."
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Try saying "no" to the business end of a SPAS-12.
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Rarity: O.O AW HEEEELL NAW!!! *Runs into the beautique* T__T
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I now understand Kwazii's fear of spiders.
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Why not a vortigaunt by the way. But the stryder would be cool to keep!
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Rarity doesn't like Crabs, normal, giant or alien xD
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Sweetie: What about a Xenomorph?
-holding me by a collar-
Liensis: I only accepted this because you are the origin of cuteness.
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Rarity: ...
Me: Oh, now isn't he cute. Where can I get one?
Sweetie: I just found him!
Rarity: ...
Me: Miss? Are you ok?
Rarity: ...
Me: Hello?
Rarity: ...
Sweetie: It's ok, she dose this a lot.
Me: Ok. *walks off*
Rarity: ...
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At first I was like 'D'aww'
Then I was like 'FUCK NO!'
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I was the other way around!
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What? That's normal!
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Okay, so a Poison headcrab, PLUS a Strider.
Hope Rarity got Gordon Freeman on her speed dial.
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Wait, wait! 3rd scene, is that a tripod from War of the Worlds?
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No. It's a Strider from Half-Life 2.
half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Stridβ¦
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KILL IT WITH FIRE. I DON'T CARE IF IT HAS FEELINGS, JUST KILL IT.Β
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Fire alone ain't gonna do shit, man. Take this *gives RPG*
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*grabs RPG* thanks bro ):U
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*RPG has 1 rocket left*
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