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A knock interrupted the silence of her office, bringing her out of her consuming thoughts. "Come in," she said as she crushed her cigar in an ashtray.

The door creaked slightly as the draculina opened it and shut it behind her. She stood there quitely, putting her hands behind her back politely. "You wanted to see me Sir?"

Integra nodded, and gestured for the vampire to come closer, and she did. Seras stepped up to her desk and she noticed that dark look in Integra's eyes. Not that dark one when she was mad, but the other one.

"Please take a seat," Integra said, nodding to the chair in front of her desk. Seras hid a smirk as an idea came to mind. It was time for the kitten to play her game, and boy was she going to have fun.

Seras sat down in the seat, and crossed her legs, noticing how Integra's eyes wandered. Those icy blue eyes seemed to have liked Seras's socks that came up to her thighs. "What was it that you wanted to see me about, Sir Integra?" Seras asked, bringing the woman out of her trance.

Integra moved a bit in her seat, a tiny blush on her cheeks, earning a ghostly smirk appear on Seras's face. "Its been a year since you joined Hellsing, and so I would like to know how well you are adjusting," Integra said, restraining herself from giving into Seras's tease. "How do you like it?"

"I think its great besides Master that is. He always seems to...intrude in on my privacy."

"Is that so?" Integra said, almost glaring.

"Yes Sir. Master always likes coming through my walls of my bedroom, and I really hate it when he does that."

Integra narrowed her eyes a bit, and her fingers twitched. She folded her hands together and stared deeply into Seras's gaze. "I see. I'll have to take care of Alucard. He is a bother."

"Oh its not only him," Seras began. "Those mercenaries you hired, they are quite the perverted bunch."

"Indeed they are, but they're good men."

"Good at being bad on picking up girls. Have you heard those pick up lines they throw at me?"

This had caught Integra's attention. She got up from her seat and walked around her desk, leaning in front of it.

"Do tell me."

"Oh here's a good one! 'I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?'" Seras said, trying not to grin when she saw the murderous look on Integra's face.

"Go on."

"'You've got something on your chest, oh its just my eyes.' Here's another, 'Can I take your picture? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.'"

Seras was now having a hard time trying not to laugh. Although, she was playing good at keeping an irritated and innocent act. Integra looked like she was going to punch every one of those men's faces in. Which she really wanted to do.

The draculina suddenly got up from her seat, waving her arms here and there to show how irritated and tired she was of these men, but Integra wasn't really paying attention to her arms. She was paying attention to something much lower then her arms.

"I mean its every day I hear this!" Seras complained. "And the most dirtiest I've heard was, 'what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.'" She was really about to crack up right then and there, but her game wasn't over.

"Those bloody perverted bastards..." she heard Integra say.

Seras turned around to her, and saw that she was gripped her desk pretty hard it looked like she could break the poor thing. Seras was about to chuckle. Her master was surely rubbing off of her.

Then, another idea came to the vampire's mind. She began waving her hand in front of her face, frowning a bit. "Its pretty hot in here Sir, aren't you?" she asked, and started unbuttoning her collar, exposing her neck until a little bit of cleavege was revealed.

"Yes..." Integra said, staring a bit too hard at Seras's uniform as she twisted her cravat around her throat as if she were hot too. "It is getting quite hot."

Suddenly her glove got caught in the pin of her cross, and she had a bit of trouble getting it out, especially since there was a teasing vampire in her office. Seras giggled and went over to her, helping her take her glove out of the cross's pin on her cravat.

"May I ask you something, Seras?" Integra said, staring off into Seras's eyes that were concentrated on her glove that was stuck on her pin.

"Yes Sir?" Seras asked, finally looking up at her when she released the glove. Just as she was about to step back, Integra took her hand, and pulled her closer.

"How much are your kisses?" Integra mumbled, a lustful look in her eyes, making Seras blush. She cupped Seras's chin, and tilted her head upwards. "Because I'm buying them all."

With that, the Hellsing leader claimed the vampire's lips. She gently moved them, slowly to let both of them enjoy it, to savor it. Because she knew, that they both wanted this little moment of their's to last.

Seras pulled away, smirking, and so was Integra. When the Knight was about to dive in for another kiss, Seras pressed her finger on her lips. Integra looked at her confused, but the draculina only smirked some more.

"That was the most cheesiest thing I've ever heard," Seras said, laughing.

Integra raised an eyebrow. "What? You don't like my pick up lines?"

"Oh I do. I also have something else that you might want to buy from me," Seras pulled away, and Integra clung onto her hand before it slipped away. The draculina smirked. "And you better buy it fast, because once its gone, its gone."

With a wink, Seras left Integra's office, also leaving the bewildered woman. She furrowed her eyebrows and stared at the door confusingly, trying to figure out what Seras meant that she had something else that she could buy from her. Once its gone, its gone. Then it hit her like a brick.

"Oh..." She mumbled at first, still staring at the door. Then she snapped out of her trance and ran out of her office. "Oh!"