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"Love makes us do crazy things." Unknownvizard

The next day, I had decided to go off on my own little mission since Dr. D claimed to have "Evil Genius's Block." I couldn't stand just sitting in that lair doing nothing, and my body screamed for action, so I went off to rob a bank.

It was late afternoon when I was underground, making my way under the bank to directly where the vault was located. I sneaked up to the vault, through the hole I created in the floor, and took out the camera. After that, I rubbed my hands together as I prepared to take the sweet green papers that lay just behind the second vault.

"Not so fast, Shego!"

I sighed and rolled my eyes. "Well, well, if it isn't Princess Possible," I said as I turned around with my hands on my hips.

She was already in her fighting stance, but the buffoon wasn't at her side.

"Just surrender and we can handle this nice and easy."

I laughed. "You should know me by now Kimmie!" I slipped into my own stance. "I never give up!"

We launched ourselves at each other, throwing kicks and punches. I was playing offense while Kimmie played D. Nothing was better than fighting Kim Possible. Not even chocolate. Suddenly the tables had been turned. I was immediately pushed hard by the hero, slamming against the wall that knocked the wind out of me. When I struggled to catch my breath, Kimmie was all ready pinning me to the wall.

I smirked. "I didn't know that you liked playing it hard, Pumpkin!"

She blushed and I laughed as I used this as my advantage to wrap my arms around her waist and tackle her, straddling her waist. "But I'm more of the dominant one."

I raised my fist which was lit with my powers and grinned. I brought it down hard and fast, but Kimmie managed to grab my wrist to avoid getting hit. We struggled with our strengths, one of us trying to hurt the other, while the other defending.

"Why do you always have to make such dirty remarks?" Kim asked through gritted teeth, still trying to stop my blow.

I couldn't help but chuckle. "Where's the fun in not making those kinds of remarks?"

She suddenly tipped me over, causing me to slide away from her on my side. I quickly jumped to my feet and threw plasma balls at her. Being the annoying cheerleader she is, Kimmie dodged, jumped, and flipped, meaning avoiding all my attacks. But suddenly, she tripped, and fell flat on her butt with an "Ow!"

"Careful Princess," I teased. "Don't want to get your cute little bubble butt covered in boo boos!"

Much to my satisfaction and humor, she turned bright as her hair. While she got to her feet, I charged at her with fists flying. She was still red with embarrassment after my comment, and I couldn't stop grinning. She was just so easy to tease! Much to my dismay, my belt began to blink and beep. I rolled my eyes and flipped backwards.

"Sorry Kimmie cub, but play time is over!" I winked at her as I ran out of the bank, knocking the security guard who tried to stop me.

"Shego!" I heard her shout behind me, and I cursed.

I had to lose her quick so I made as many turns as possible, but she was still on me. Just as I made another turn, I bumped into someone, both of us falling on our butts.

"Watch it!" I exclaimed.

"I'm so sorry- Gabby?"

Crap.

I felt heat rush up my neck and I gulped. "Mom?"

She got up as I did, and dusted herself off. "Where are you off to in such a hurry?" she asked me as I glanced over my shoulder to see if Kimmie was still on me.

"I gotta go," I told her, trying to step to the side, but she stepped in front of me.

"Gab!"

"Mom!"

"Shego!"

Crap! Crap!

We all stood there frozen, staring at each other. My mom, Kimmie, and me in the middle. What a nice day today was!

My mom squinted at Kimmie, and furrowed her eyebrows. "You look familiar..."

"I'm Kim Possible."

I face palmed and my mom snapped her finger. "I thought I recognized you! You're the girl whose always saving the world! It's such a pleasure to meet you!"

Maybe if I just backed away slowly...

"Where do you think you're going, Shego?" the hero asked, catching me in the act. "You don't think I'm letting off from trying to rob a bank, now do you?"

I saw a flash in my mom's eyes and knew immediately I was in big trouble. She approached me slowly, clutching her purse tightly.

"Did Miss Possible just say you were robbing a bank? My little green pea robbing a bank?"

I couldn't believe she used that nickname! Not to mention in front of Kimmie! What I would do for a bullet through my brain right now...The next thing I knew I was being whacked over the head repeatedly with my mom's purse.

"What!" WHACK! "Are!" WHACK! "You!" WHACK! "Doing!" WHACK! "Robbing!" WHACK! "A!" WHACK! "BANK?!" WHACK!

Even though I protected my head from the hits, I still ended up with a throbbing head. I touched the aching spot on my head, feeling a bump already growing. I looked at Kimmie who was snickering behind her hand and I grabbed a handful of my hair, ready to pull it all out as I yelled and Kimmie laughed.

"AGGGHHH!!"

"HAHAHAHA!"

We sat in the Possible kitchen much to my dismay. My day just kept on getting worse and worse. Kimmie handed me an ice pack for my head, and I grumbled my thanks.

"Why're we here?" I asked, groaning my eyes closed as I settled the icepack on the bump on my head. "Let me rephrase that, why amI here?"

My mom frowned at me. "You're here to apologize to Miss Possible's parents and herself for putting her in danger! And you should be grateful that she was nice enough to let you in her house and take care of that head wound you deserved!

My jaw dropped and my eyes opened. "I'm not apologizing!"

"Young lady..." she growled.

"Um Ms. Go," Kim said, and my mom and I raised an eyebrow at her. "Both of my parents are away for this couples' retreat thing, and my brothers are staying over their friends house. They won't be back for a while..."

I inwardly thanked Kimmie and her parents for being away. At least I didn't have to apologize...

"Well, we've got to find a way to apologize to you," my mom said, and I glared at her. She glared back at me before a smile came upon her face. "I know! Why don't you come over to our family reunion?"

"WHAT?!" I shouted, standing abruptly. "She can't go!"

"And why not?"

"Because it's a family reunion!"

"We'll make an acception."

"It's alright, Ms. Go. You don't have to do that," Kim said. "Besides, I'd feel like I'm barging in."

"Yeah!" I exclaimed. "She can't go because she isn't part of the family!"

But my mom was insistent. "Don't be silly! Everyone will love to have you there! We'll just say that you're Shego's girlfriend!"

My jaw dropped and my and Kimmie both exclaimed: "WHAT?!"

Suddenly Kimmie fainted and fell to the floor with a thud.

"Miss Possible?"