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Description i went in for a physical the other day. In most cases i love to screw with data, but when it comes to my own medical records, honesty is best, so when they ask you the rout of usual questions it's in your interests to be as truthful as possible.

dropping Gogo into the same situation yields different results. the most horrifying thing about it is she's probably telling the truth.

peace.
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VanHeist In reply to ??? [2016-04-12 17:51:33 +0000 UTC]

Not QUITE in the spirit I intended, but...yeah, kind of a poor and problematic joke I wouldn't make again :/

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Schnoerkel In reply to VanHeist [2016-04-13 03:35:05 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for that. It usually is hard for me to get these things out of my head, but I will try to enjoy your stuff some more. It is great after all.

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VanHeist In reply to Schnoerkel [2016-04-14 19:16:20 +0000 UTC]

I can appreciate that, and you're welcome. It's not always easy to admit when a joke or idea just falls flat, doesn't work, or is problematic, but it's helpful going forward

And thanks

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QMAN4000 [2016-01-24 06:35:15 +0000 UTC]

is she an alien or something

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Kitsune-no-Arashi [2014-10-16 05:16:08 +0000 UTC]

If she's being serious I think she needs far more than a physical, but if she's just trying to scare the doc shitless? Hilarious.

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patrick19942 [2014-10-03 19:51:06 +0000 UTC]

aand the doc's shocked and in need of repairs

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lukaner-Z [2013-09-19 13:27:24 +0000 UTC]

she's...not as muscular as in the most recent strips

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philipino93 [2013-07-09 10:29:52 +0000 UTC]

Somebody needs to take that poster off the wall before she says anything else

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Carameja [2013-05-04 19:08:48 +0000 UTC]

Talking about Unique.. XD

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masivefaddy [2013-01-23 07:35:48 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like this strip I found: [link] detailing the results of a very similar scenario.

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geibenchan [2012-09-11 04:03:46 +0000 UTC]

okay so i get that she's obviously not human. what i'm not getting is exactly what she is... angel, alien, monster, demon? throw me a bone plz?

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minkkonno In reply to geibenchan [2012-09-29 14:33:11 +0000 UTC]

She is a Bomango...at least that's what I have gathered.

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Carameja In reply to minkkonno [2014-02-12 10:26:50 +0000 UTC]

WHAT is a Bomango?

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minkkonno In reply to Carameja [2014-02-13 22:24:59 +0000 UTC]

A Bomango is...well...uh...ROB?! What's a Bomango?!

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Carameja In reply to minkkonno [2014-02-14 15:45:01 +0000 UTC]

I dunno I thought you'd know!! XD

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geibenchan In reply to minkkonno [2012-09-29 21:43:52 +0000 UTC]

i see.

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JosD [2012-08-03 04:48:25 +0000 UTC]

wonder hwta happend when she meetts DR HOUSE

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thelolidagger [2012-06-07 04:47:45 +0000 UTC]

i need a new butt cause mine ust got laughed off!

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Darkelementangel [2011-12-14 19:19:28 +0000 UTC]

These comics really cheer me up XD, at least she's honest.

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Dante8411 [2011-09-28 15:55:10 +0000 UTC]

Okay, now THIS is what they should've used the conditioning program from Clockwork Orange for.

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EvynC [2011-09-26 05:03:23 +0000 UTC]

Yes, yes and more yes.

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InTheStarryNightSky [2011-09-02 04:41:56 +0000 UTC]

Wow. Interesting. So this is the character who helped the boy after passing out from heat exhaustion, interesting.

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Chocolatz [2010-08-27 06:29:30 +0000 UTC]

This made me laugh, and now I'm worried that I'll wake up everyone in my house!

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ktccd1 [2010-08-20 09:03:28 +0000 UTC]

Laughed too hard at this, people are looking at me funny now...
So worth it. XD

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spoosh [2009-11-04 06:05:09 +0000 UTC]

Honestly every time I see this I lmao This is hands down the funnest thing Ive seen in a long long time Grate work ^^

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wolfen [2009-10-25 12:57:59 +0000 UTC]

If you think that is bad, just wait till she gets to the part where she says ".... and sometime I grow extra appendages, is that normal?" lol

I wonder what would happen if she ever met up with Dr. House. I think that would be flippin hilarious!

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Zukiuke [2009-10-07 00:14:08 +0000 UTC]

I love the expression on the doctors face.

If I did this I would get thrown into mental hospital xD My doctor is well aware of my mental status...

Though I have said some pretty weird things to him before...

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nikolai60 [2009-09-28 18:53:44 +0000 UTC]

half of me wants to do this at next examination, and the other half want's to do it only 10 times worse.....

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Juicegrape [2009-09-28 00:46:00 +0000 UTC]

LOL!! This is hilarious XD

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Choco-Kun [2009-09-20 02:42:03 +0000 UTC]

Oh this made me laugh! I love it! I'm lovin' Gogo a lot too!

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beckipharm [2009-08-17 21:31:23 +0000 UTC]

ROLF(never heard tht one til now) but yeah, I ROLFED...I love long jokes like tht...uno when ur grin gets wider & wider as u read along knowing its gonna get funnier..BRILLIANT Keep um coming

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Omega23 [2009-06-05 19:03:28 +0000 UTC]

Think healthy thoughts and bad things won't get you!

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MizunoPansaa [2009-04-24 09:56:53 +0000 UTC]

*roflmao*

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MasterCidd [2009-04-09 04:31:38 +0000 UTC]

I rofled

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Kaos111 [2009-04-07 21:34:35 +0000 UTC]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa......whoa.
HE was gonna try to give Gogo a physical!!!??? Dont they have women give girls physicals????

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TempestRising13 In reply to Kaos111 [2012-06-06 21:55:51 +0000 UTC]

Actually I got a physical about a month ago and my doctor was a guy

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Otacon144 In reply to Kaos111 [2009-06-26 07:59:18 +0000 UTC]

shhhhhh... you're killing the humor of the situation.

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Miss0blivious [2009-03-26 06:51:35 +0000 UTC]

what is she? is she human?
you can die from drinking bleach (in large amounts)
forcibly mate....yeah, that doesn't work for females.
that poor doctor

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TheArtistK [2009-02-22 03:46:04 +0000 UTC]

XD I've had times like this at the doctor's myself...and not that you haven't heard it before but Gogo's expression is hilarious as always.

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strife7roxas13 [2009-02-11 21:48:46 +0000 UTC]

Now that's just weird

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DTJB [2009-01-08 18:55:37 +0000 UTC]

I always figured Gogo wasn't normal. Now I KNOW she isn't normal.

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MissPinks [2008-12-29 15:38:57 +0000 UTC]

oh my god...i cant breathe!!!...*gasp..wheeze
bwahahahahhah!!

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butrfly2022005 [2008-12-22 09:14:49 +0000 UTC]

PMSL! I love that there is a poster on the wall that says "Think Healthy Thoughts"... ahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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Sin-of-August [2008-12-05 23:56:35 +0000 UTC]

I was literally dying laughing, while reading this.

I think we have the same illness

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zerodeoxys [2008-11-29 18:15:23 +0000 UTC]

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LonelyImmortal [2008-11-08 04:07:35 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

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SamBlob [2008-11-06 23:25:50 +0000 UTC]

I hope her gynecologist has had his/her tetanus and rabies shots...

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VanHeist In reply to SamBlob [2008-11-07 05:04:26 +0000 UTC]

wow, i don't even wanna think about that poor sucker's lot in life...

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HugsLee13 [2008-11-04 21:01:36 +0000 UTC]

She seems like she's telling the absolute truth.

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nasaru [2008-11-04 01:23:25 +0000 UTC]

omg...i was laughing so hard when i read this XD

gonna have to watch you now

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