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VanHeist — it's the thought, really
Published: 2011-10-04 04:52:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 42193; Favourites: 352; Downloads: 369
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i thought that what with my own birthday having just come around, I'd stick Andy's birthday in as well (easier to remember).And also, hey! It's Andy's mom, Elainey Fisher, as well as a reference to Andy's dad, which i guess is something of a first for this series. That's a whole 'nother kettle of fish, but if there's anything Andy's inherited from his mother, it's a tendency to gravitate towards relationships with "does not play well with others" types. In any case, Elainey's grown out of it, and probably for the best.
beyond that, thanks again all for the birthday wishes! i hope you all celebrated this landmark occasion of mine with a weekend full of revelry.
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For my birthday last year, i got a box of ammo for my 9mm and a piece of shit plastic shot glass from my father........ 2 months later my younger step brother got a bolt action shotgun that he abuses and doesn't clean or oil or take care of at all......... this one hurt
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Sorry about the unfairness, man.
Forge your own way out and through and beyond. Make yourself a bugger your brother'd envy, your father'd regret for not having cared for better, a bugger whom others would damned well look up to.
You can do it, damned well ya can.
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I'm essentially already working on that. So far i have a job and a car.... better than a lot of people my age i suppose.
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Well, smokey! Good fer ye, then!
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I've never known any woman to out grow her taste for bad boys. Never.
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The sort of stuff I'd want for my birthday lol
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never seen Andys parents b4 - thought they were dead or sumthin
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hey awsome stuff! also is the shirt from "Death Dealer" painting?
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Happy birthday son! I got you some paperclips and a Subway coupon
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Holy crap... He sounds exactly like my dad DB
....Except I never got a t-shirt B(
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You know its full of heart and familial love if it smells like a ashtray...
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"Father of mine
Tell me what do you see?
When you look back at your wasted life
And you don't see me"
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Wow, what's really sad is that those are the kind of presents my dad would send me when he was still able to afford mail prices. Even the return address is something he'd do.
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Happy birthday!
And I see where Andy gets his looks from. XD
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haha xD i would of love dthat box of stuff when i was 14 LOL
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Bahahaha today is my birthday and I just saw this - such a good present!
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Best. Birthday. Everrrr!!!
I wish MY dad got me new Zippo lighter....
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Who said anything about it being new?
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Oah, ze parents! Is his dad on tour or something? The present strikes me as something someone get from a roadie.
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"Dear Andy...got hammered at the Omaha show last night and busted a mic stand over some dude's head. It was righteous. Then some security douchebag started bitching at me and i clocked him one, and anyway i'm sitting here in jail and i think your birthday is coming up so i'll throw this letter in with a pile of cool shit."
...hmm, maybe? hehe
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If Gogo ever met him, they'd have an instant connection and maybe even something she'd admire about him. Andy might fear she'd fall in love with his dad, but she'd reassure Andy she'd only go after the band and not some lowly roadies. "I is not some easy girl and only go for top of food chain. What is you think of me?!"
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I like that you're spitting out ink and Bomango with greater frequency, keep it up.
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then he brings the box to Gogo so she can have it :3
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lol there better be a scene with gogo and did celebrating his birthday
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Awesomeness as always, dude!
And hooray for October birthdays
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Somehow I get the impression that Gogo would most likely have the same sort of relationship with Andy's dad as she does with his cousin, dislikes, but cannot harm because he is family. For all her behavior to the contrary, Gogo still has some sensibilities, and I can't help but think Andy's dad would probably offend all of them.
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True. But on the same token, Andy's dad would probably be a lot more enthusiastic about Gogo than the rest of his family, i.e. "That's my boy! Check out the stems on THAT!" which is probably why she'd wanna pound him
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Happy birthday, Rob. Your Brewers are looking so much better than my Yanks.... AND your Packers are better than my G-Men.... sigh.... it's good to be in Wisconsin right about now.
As for this, 100% awesome. Looks like a certain support character will have to help be a "positive" male role model.
Take care, Rob.
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Thanks! You know, Wisconsinites really have to enjoy it while it lasts...when you're riding high, the only place to go is down, unless you somehow manage to kick ass into infinity (which seldom happens, hehe)
And yeah, Andy's got positive male role models...Uncle Roy, Pablo...Gogo? hehe
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Sorry about your Brewers... And for the record, I'm pretty sure Aaron Rogers is not a real person, but a simulated person being controlled by the worlds best Madden player. Just my two cents.
As for Andy, I think that list says it all... poor kid.
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Love it, good to see Mrs. Fisher once in a while also 
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Wow, he's looking at the box as if that weren't an AWESOME present.
What a spoiled brat.
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Only begotten son of a father to be named at a later date. Walk a mile in the shoes of the Fisher manchild, preferably on water. "Father, why has thou forsaken me?" Judge not, lest ye be judged. Negligent, absentee parenting. Let him who never inhaled ignite the first bowl, cast the first stone. A little backstory is a mitzvah. Thanks!
The Urban Dictionary equates "elainey" with "apeshit". Go figure.
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Ooo, hinted backstory. Andy looks so cute when he's put into context like this. Sort of makes everything else more powerful when you have perspective like this.
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This...bothers me. A lot. It's like an omen of the future relationship between Andy and Gogo. A dark, ominous one.
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Please, do not mock my distress, O Creator of Awesome. My poor heart couldn't take it if Gogo hurt the boy.
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we always hurt the ones we love 
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