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Published: 2013-05-26 22:06:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 1486; Favourites: 41; Downloads: 2
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Following his previous discovery of magician and all round massive troll, Derren Brown ([link] Loki continues his adventures in fandom. He has now reached what is, for a demi-god, a similar stage to that of hanging around the stage door with a picture what he has drawn. Bless his tiny, stunted little heart.The best thing about Derren Brown is that you never need to make any of this stuff up- he brainwashed an unsuspecting member of the public into becoming a deadly assassin in Episode 1 of 'The Experiments' and did indeed convince a lady she was dead in one of his Trick or Treat sections. He also knows you are reading this, and thinks you should watch all these programs RIGHT NOW.
In fact in fact, the more I think about it, Derren Brown probably IS Loki.
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...and I deal poorly with rejection.
Well now ...you tell me, Loki! I would not have guessed but for the minor incident of genocide against Jotunheim, the wanton destruction of a small town in New Mexico and Manhattan, eye-collecting in Stuttgart (why in Stuttgart; can't believe there was somebody with a globe pointing at random to a German town) and this tantrum in your father's vault...
Running away for dear life
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Probably the best response
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Aww, Hawkie ...
"Shoot ... all the people ..."
He's cute when he's in brainwashed assassin mode.
Nah, scratch that: he's always cute!
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He is the assassin I would most like to have hanging from my ceiling while I work, not gonna lie.
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For me it would be a tie between Hawkeye and Deadpool but I guess they could also just kinda sorta share my ceiling. I wouldn't mind ...
Oh dear, is it Tuesday again? I need to take my medicine.
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Just be sure to leave out snacks and so forth, so that your ceiling assassins do not go hungry.
Yes, I am afraid it is, however, the good news is that it will very soon be Wednesday, and we all know what THAT means...
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Yeah, a rumbling stomach makes it impossible for any assassin to sneak up on people I suppose ...
And yes, it's Wednesday. That means I have to feed the duck on my head (what duck?). Wish it were Thursday.
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....And...and...sniff...I discovered my daddy was not my dad....bwaaaaahhhhh... thanks for the hankie...
Loki in Derren Brown's couch
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All the while Derren Brown slowl backs for the door...
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Cute story. I've never thought to put that to together
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Thanks
It seems to make sense (in an utterly non-sensical way) They are both MASSIVE trolls.
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"The last time I felt rejection's a bit of a blur. I recall there was a great deal of rage and ice and murder and general wanton destruction of anything within my line of sight. You know how it is. Oh, and could you dot the i with little goat horns? My thanks."
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And then he wondered why Derren never returned his calls.
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Persistence, Loki. Persistence.
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And if all else fails, then tantrums.
City-scale ones.
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If you get a response within twenty-four hours that means he's seen the error of his ways and will sign anything you put in front of him. That means you won a friend! Good job, Loki.
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And remember: WINNING IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
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Those two would either be such good friends or take over the world
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