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VanHinck — When You Are The Riddler
Published: 2008-11-08 01:01:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 13390; Favourites: 377; Downloads: 101
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Wonky photo uploading. Poor colouring. No backgrounds (BACKGROUNDS WOT R THEY?) Gratuitous stick figures. It's that time again, kiddies!Introducing the Riddler!
What is the half life of a slinky? Has anyone ever worked that out? Slinky's are actually the first lesson a child learns about nothing being eternal. You love your slinky. It's your friend. Within five minutes, it's a tangled wreck. There's a sense of morbid inevitability surrounding a slinky, that tells you all this will pass someday.
I think Harvey has found a friend tho. He also seems to have developed a split personality. One side all cute and fluffy, the other one throws boots at people.
Harvey essentially just pwned himself there.
Characters copyright DC comics.
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I have never read anything so deep. -->
What is the half life of a slinky? Has anyone ever worked that out? Slinky's are actually the first lesson a child learns about nothing being eternal. You love your slinky. It's your friend. Within five minutes, it's a tangled wreck. There's a sense of morbid inevitability surrounding a slinky, that tells you all this will pass someday.
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Wait... He found out how women work? O.o (Sorry, just had to ask) I think the way you draw them is adorable. XD
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Riddler likes to make his own answers sometimes. That slinky may end up in the shape of a question mark by the end of that.
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OMG slinky's are the worse invetions ever... they always not/tangle
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hahahahaahhaha xDDDD your comics are very cute
and Harvey's personality is well captured in the end xD!
nice job!
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I love how you draw the Riddler like this ^-^ so cute, they all are 
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"Even the DaVinci Code?"
"Twice."
"Whoa."
ROFL LMAO XDDDD
I love this. XD
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It comes out different every time, you see!
Thank you
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Brillaint! I never thought of it that way before!
Welcome
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It takes a special kind of skill to pwn oneself.
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Yes, yes it does.
Sadly, as skills go, it's not all that helpful...
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Indeed. It's more efficient when applied to lulzcows.
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OH MY GOD! I love his face when he says that he solved the Da Vinci code twice XD you do VERY good work!
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LOLS/fave'd
My family always called it "sproinged", as in "my slinky's no good, it got sproinged."
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Fantastic word! Practically onomatopaeic.
Thank you
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I was only ever ginen tangled slinkies as the youngest of three children. I had to learn to fix the broken hand-me-downs. Solve pre-mixed rubix cubes, clocks and other such rubix crap. Finish the hardest words on abandond crosswords, repair broken consoles, etc.
Trust me, it's pretty easy to solve a tangled slinkey.
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I always gave up too easily, I guess.
Although I did once complete a crossword that Elgar hadn't managed to finish.
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He doesn't know, what with being dead, which takes out some of the savour...
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Meh. If that were true, solving the Rosetta Stone would have been no big deal.
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But... but... I like gloating...
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That's what I just said.....
To quote Bill Clinton: "What we have here is a failure to comunicate!"
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Oh, I'm sorry- I must've lost track of the comments along the way. D:
I am such a handsome fool.
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Harvey is conflicted with himself lmao
Love the Riddler
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Is it weird that I'm getting the impression the the Riddler is turned on by the slinky?
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Well, I think he could only love an intellectual equal.
COULD THIS TANGLED SLINKY BE THAT ONE?
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Yes! Finally RiddlerxSinky FTW!
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Haha, i luv these two. I've always loved Two Face but once I saw Batman Forever i luved them both. I luv the way you've captured Riddler's emotions, how he's so smart and solved everything xD Two Face and his two sides cracked me up
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Hey, go ahead- just let me know when you've done it.
Yeah, I love Two Face and Riddler- disappointed Riddler won't be in the next film D:
Thanks very much!
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Alright! Thanks! Yea, me 2. Jim Carrey is awesome
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I suppose I can relate. Having to re-take a class because of HALF a credit missing. It's torture. Especially when the class is full of idiotic children. And no matter how high you raise your hand to get it over with, she NEVER calls on you and all you hear from the other is "Uh. Uh. Uh."
The way you draw Harvey is love. Absolute LOVE. Especially boot throwing-half Harvey.
I've actually never tangled a slinky. Is that odd/abnormal? I tangled it once and managed to fix it. I wasn't satisfied because afterwards it was damaged and wouldn't fold correctly so my mind threw a bitchfit and I threw it away. The only other time I've been that upset was the yoyo incident of '99. But I won't go over that.
Please god forgive for this TL;DR.
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Thank you very much! (And no worries with the long comments- sorry for the late reply
I don't have the patience to untangle slinkies... and the fact that you did makes me suspect you have the powers of magic in you. SLINKY magic. Yes.
The YoYo incident...?
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(Hah... haha. What irony. Look who late replies now!)
Why thank you. I'm pretty sure there was the odd slinky fairy down the lines of my family tree, perhaps on my Mother's side which would make it a SPANISH slinky fairy.
Oh it was terrible. Entire buildings were decimated. Children lay crying in the street. Grown adults wailing in pain. All because of that one feeble thread.
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It is delicious irony, and just what I needed as I suspect I am anaemic.
Spanish slinky fairies? I shall check my collection of squished fairies and see if I have one of those.
Did they have to mobilise the armed forces in the end? Also SWAT teams and helicopters, and all the King's horses and all the King's men? D:
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