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Awh, shit. Get yo Ezo ready, it's about to go down.

What happens at 4am while inebriated and listening to I'm On A Boat.
At the time this seemed way funnier than it probably is, but that's ok, because I still want I'm On A Boat remixed to Mass Effect..
Why? I really don't know.

________EDIT_________

Soo aizawakun was awesome enough to finish the lyrics for the entire song! And omg they're perfect.

Awh, shit. Get yo Ezo ready,
It's about to go down.
Everybody in the place hit the fucking CIC
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We taking off, let's go

I'm on a ship, I'm on a ship
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm flying on a ship
I'm on a ship, I'm on a ship
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking ship

I'm on a ship, motherfucker, take a look at me
Jumping out of Sol, up to zero-gs
Drifting 1500 K, pistol grippin at my hip
You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a ship

Take a vid, trick, I'm on a ship, bitch
We drinking Serrice Ice Brandy 'cause it's so crisp
I got my jumpsuit and my t-clips ready
I'm killing Reapers, you on the Mako
Cliff diving Rockies

I'm riding on a shuttle, canon's firing and shit
This shuttle's spinning, making Cerberus sweat
But this ain't a sim, this is real as it gets
I'm on a ship, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a ship and it's going fast and
I got a Normandy-themed Alliance cap and
I'm a N7 Spectre, a first like Neil
If you see red in the sky, that kaboom's from me, oh

Get the fuck up, this ship is real

Fuck Earth, I'm on a ship, motherfucker
Fuck games, I launch probes, motherfucker
I'm on the bridge with my hos, motherfucker
The stealth drive core glows, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now
VIP cabin, chillin on the prow
Gonna save the galaxy with this ship somehow
Like A. Shepard, I'm a piece of history

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a ship
It's a desolate starry flow
Hey TIM, look at me, oh
Never thought I'd see the day
When a frigate approaching my way
Believe me when I say I fucked a crewmate

I'm on a ship, I'm on a ship
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm flying on a ship
I'm on a ship, I'm on a ship
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking ship

Description
Awh, shit. Get yo Ezo ready, it's about to go down.

What happens at 4am while inebriated and listening to I'm On A Boat.
At the time this seemed way funnier than it probably is, but that's ok, because I still want I'm On A Boat remixed to Mass Effect..
Why? I really don't know.

________EDIT_________

Soo aizawakun was awesome enough to finish the lyrics for the entire song! And omg they're perfect.

Awh, shit. Get yo Ezo ready,
It's about to go down.
Everybody in the place hit the fucking CIC
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We taking off, let's go

I'm on a ship, I'm on a ship
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm flying on a ship
I'm on a ship, I'm on a ship
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking ship

I'm on a ship, motherfucker, take a look at me
Jumping out of Sol, up to zero-gs
Drifting 1500 K, pistol grippin at my hip
You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a ship

Take a vid, trick, I'm on a ship, bitch
We drinking Serrice Ice Brandy 'cause it's so crisp
I got my jumpsuit and my t-clips ready
I'm killing Reapers, you on the Mako
Cliff diving Rockies

I'm riding on a shuttle, canon's firing and shit
This shuttle's spinning, making Cerberus sweat
But this ain't a sim, this is real as it gets
I'm on a ship, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a ship and it's going fast and
I got a Normandy-themed Alliance cap and
I'm a N7 Spectre, a first like Neil
If you see red in the sky, that kaboom's from me, oh

Get the fuck up, this ship is real

Fuck Earth, I'm on a ship, motherfucker
Fuck games, I launch probes, motherfucker
I'm on the bridge with my hos, motherfucker
The stealth drive core glows, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now
VIP cabin, chillin on the prow
Gonna save the galaxy with this ship somehow
Like A. Shepard, I'm a piece of history

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a ship
It's a desolate starry flow
Hey TIM, look at me, oh
Never thought I'd see the day
When a frigate approaching my way
Believe me when I say I fucked a crewmate

I'm on a ship, I'm on a ship
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm flying on a ship
I'm on a ship, I'm on a ship
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking ship