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Published: 2012-04-09 21:22:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 24943; Favourites: 748; Downloads: 0
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Awh, shit. Get yo Ezo ready, it's about to go down.What happens at 4am while inebriated and listening to I'm On A Boat.
At the time this seemed way funnier than it probably is, but that's ok, because I still want I'm On A Boat remixed to Mass Effect..
Why? I really don't know.
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Soo aizawakun was awesome enough to finish the lyrics for the entire song! And omg they're perfect.
Awh, shit. Get yo Ezo ready,
It's about to go down.
Everybody in the place hit the fucking CIC
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We taking off, let's go
I'm on a ship, I'm on a ship
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm flying on a ship
I'm on a ship, I'm on a ship
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking ship
I'm on a ship, motherfucker, take a look at me
Jumping out of Sol, up to zero-gs
Drifting 1500 K, pistol grippin at my hip
You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a ship
Take a vid, trick, I'm on a ship, bitch
We drinking Serrice Ice Brandy 'cause it's so crisp
I got my jumpsuit and my t-clips ready
I'm killing Reapers, you on the Mako
Cliff diving Rockies
I'm riding on a shuttle, canon's firing and shit
This shuttle's spinning, making Cerberus sweat
But this ain't a sim, this is real as it gets
I'm on a ship, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a ship and it's going fast and
I got a Normandy-themed Alliance cap and
I'm a N7 Spectre, a first like Neil
If you see red in the sky, that kaboom's from me, oh
Get the fuck up, this ship is real
Fuck Earth, I'm on a ship, motherfucker
Fuck games, I launch probes, motherfucker
I'm on the bridge with my hos, motherfucker
The stealth drive core glows, motherfucker
Hey ma, if you could see me now
VIP cabin, chillin on the prow
Gonna save the galaxy with this ship somehow
Like A. Shepard, I'm a piece of history
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a ship
It's a desolate starry flow
Hey TIM, look at me, oh
Never thought I'd see the day
When a frigate approaching my way
Believe me when I say I fucked a crewmate
I'm on a ship, I'm on a ship
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm flying on a ship
I'm on a ship, I'm on a ship
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking ship
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Comments: 160
its great but i cant look at it for the strange effect on the line art it has, but brilliant either way!
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Amazing. This needs to be a youtube song.
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I took a crack at it.
Awh, shit. Get yo Ezo ready,
it's about to go down.
Everybody in the place hit the fucking CIC
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We taking off, let's go
I'm on a ship, I'm on a ship
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm flying on a ship
I'm on a ship, I'm on a ship
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking ship
I'm on a ship, motherfucker, take a look at me
Jumping out of Sol, up to zero-gs
Drifting 15000 K, pistol grippin at my hip
You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a ship
Take a vid, trick, I'm on a ship, bitch
We drinking Serrice Ice Brandy 'cause it's so crisp
I got my jumpsuit and my t-clips ready
I'm killing Reapers, you on the Mako
Cliff diving Rockies
I'm riding on a shuttle, canon's firing and shit
This shuttle's spinning, making Cerberus sweat
But this ain't a sim, this is real as it gets
I'm on a ship, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a ship and it's going fast and
I got a Normandy-themed Alliance cap and
I'm a N7 Spectre, a first like Neil
If you see red in the sky, that kaboom's from me, oh
Get the fuck up, this ship is real
Fuck Earth, I'm on a ship, motherfucker
Fuck games, I launch probes, motherfucker
I'm on the bridge with my hos, motherfucker
The stealth drive core glows, motherfucker
Hey ma, if you could see me now
VIP cabin, chillin on the prow
Gonna save the galaxy with this ship somehow
Like A. Shepard, I'm a piece of history
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a ship
It's a desolate starry flow
Hey TIM, look at me, oh
Never thought I'd see the day
When a frigate approaching my way
Believe me when I say I fucked a crewmate
I'm on a ship, I'm on a ship
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm flying on a ship
I'm on a ship, I'm on a ship
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking ship
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I forgot to add that I'll probably put it on my tumblr once I finish setting it up. And that I just noticed I have an extra 0 in 1500.
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Ok, cool. I put it in the description with credit! & thanks for doing that; those lyrics are amaaazing!
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No problem! Thanks for the credit and coming up with something awesome!
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OH MY GOD, THAT IS PERFECT!! Haha, I fucking love it! You're awesooome! Aaah, this needs to be published somewhere!
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Hahah, thank you! 
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This is amazing. Laughed for longer than I should admit.
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oh believe me... this is hilarious XD though i think the only ones who would appreciate this are those who love the song and the game XD....... and you're not alone..... i would fucking love to hear I'm On A Boat remixed to Mass Effect XP
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EXCELLENT. I love the expressions here, hehee!
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All this motherfuckery made me think of DMX
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Fill layers and blending modes. Google it maybe?
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I still fucking want I'm On A Boat remixed to Mass Effect.
Seconded
And haha, if you draw this well when you're drunk I obviously have to hang around for the good stuff
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This was an exciting adventure for my brain, which I highly enjoyed. Absolutely fantastic! Much love!
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EDI: who will you take on this mission Shepard
Shepard: I'll take Garrus and T-Pain
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Javik: dammit shepherd, stop calling me that
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I can't stop laughing!
i don't know how, but I can totally see an incarnation of Shepard doing this!
Great job!
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"Hey Ma if you could see me now, kicking ass in the cargo bay now. I know we'll kill all the Reapers somehow."
I can't think of the last part. ;_;
AWESOME JOB. TOTALLY BOSS.
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Just took awesome to amazing....... Thank you, you have made my day
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This is just made my night, can't stop laughing.
It'd be awesome to see a full, in-game cinematic of this song, lmao.
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Dude, I know! Haha, that'd be the shit.
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Thanks :]
I was thinking I should do something fun/dumb to try to get rid of my art anxiety, lol. I don't know if it worked though :\
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Pfft I thought it was epic!
better then anything I could do
Nice to see your shep and garrus together ^^
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This is freaking HILARIOUS!
Her face is just priceless!
Seriously Velocitti, this is the funniest thing I've seen all year
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ok i know your on a boat but name calling is just rude
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i know i was trying to make a joke and failed any way good picture
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