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Published: 2012-04-09 21:22:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 24943; Favourites: 748; Downloads: 0
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Awh, shit. Get yo Ezo ready, it's about to go down.What happens at 4am while inebriated and listening to I'm On A Boat.
At the time this seemed way funnier than it probably is, but that's ok, because I still want I'm On A Boat remixed to Mass Effect..
Why? I really don't know.
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Soo aizawakun was awesome enough to finish the lyrics for the entire song! And omg they're perfect.
Awh, shit. Get yo Ezo ready,
It's about to go down.
Everybody in the place hit the fucking CIC
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We taking off, let's go
I'm on a ship, I'm on a ship
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm flying on a ship
I'm on a ship, I'm on a ship
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking ship
I'm on a ship, motherfucker, take a look at me
Jumping out of Sol, up to zero-gs
Drifting 1500 K, pistol grippin at my hip
You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a ship
Take a vid, trick, I'm on a ship, bitch
We drinking Serrice Ice Brandy 'cause it's so crisp
I got my jumpsuit and my t-clips ready
I'm killing Reapers, you on the Mako
Cliff diving Rockies
I'm riding on a shuttle, canon's firing and shit
This shuttle's spinning, making Cerberus sweat
But this ain't a sim, this is real as it gets
I'm on a ship, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a ship and it's going fast and
I got a Normandy-themed Alliance cap and
I'm a N7 Spectre, a first like Neil
If you see red in the sky, that kaboom's from me, oh
Get the fuck up, this ship is real
Fuck Earth, I'm on a ship, motherfucker
Fuck games, I launch probes, motherfucker
I'm on the bridge with my hos, motherfucker
The stealth drive core glows, motherfucker
Hey ma, if you could see me now
VIP cabin, chillin on the prow
Gonna save the galaxy with this ship somehow
Like A. Shepard, I'm a piece of history
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a ship
It's a desolate starry flow
Hey TIM, look at me, oh
Never thought I'd see the day
When a frigate approaching my way
Believe me when I say I fucked a crewmate
I'm on a ship, I'm on a ship
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm flying on a ship
I'm on a ship, I'm on a ship
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking ship
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Comments: 160
No no, you are 100% correct. This is hysterical.
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Yeah someone get on it, we need this song!
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You...you are...
...
...LIKE A BOSS. 
This kicks ass. Nicely done.
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Lol thank you! :>
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It's even better that I am actually hearing this in Jennifer Hale's voice.
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This is perfect! I had to listen to Lonely Island and read this at the same time. Your art with aizawakun's lyrics pretty much made my day today!
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Please talk to Kabuto the Python about getting this into a rap: [link]
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i was about to right a comment like this one and yes you need to do this^^^^^
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Someone needs to make a legit ME parody of this song now with these lyrics. Hear me Internets, make it happen!
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...this has literally made my life more than lots of things today xD
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If i could put this on the top of all the other favorites I have I would.
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Now you just need T-Pain and the Lonely Island group to sing this and it will be beyond awesome.
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I want to say something intelligent to convey how awesome this is but... All I can say is
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So when you fucked a crewmate. Where they human or alien?
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I love this so much. It's brilliant. Any chance that you'll maybe one day do the entire song???
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Thanks; I might do the entire song one day, we'll see.
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LOL, if i wasn't at work when I read/saw this I would be laughing very hard and loudly.... Awesome anyways.
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Probably the funniest Mass Effect anything ever. Good job
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