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They do be sweatin

But seriously, why is it that no one seems to suspect that hey, maybe those cats who suspiciously like that other guy might actually be his kids? Maybe those apprentices that were born at the same time another litter disappeared and have matching appearances and names are actually the same cats as the missing kits? Maybe that one cat who bore three kits without any sign of a pregnancy while her sister gained weight at around the same time, and lost that weight after the kits were born, isn't the actual mother? Maybe the cat who's the spitting image of another spitting image may share at least one parent?

It's fricking hilarious that when Firestar realizes that 2+2=4 and those two cats who look like Bluestar and were "born" at the same time her litter disappeared are her missing children, when no one else seems to realize. The Clans had years to figure it out, and at the time Stone and Misty were moved to RiverClan, the last blue-gray cat living there was an elder who died years ago. Bruh.

And then there's the fact that Squirrelflight and Leafpool managed to pull off their kitty switcharoo without anyone in ThunderClan questioning why Squirrelflight never showed signs of pregnancy, while Leafpool "mysteriously" gained weight in the moons leading to the birth of Holly, Lion, and Jaykit. How? Do the Clans even have any sort of sex ed? What about the queens? Did they not recognize the signs in Leafpool? What? And why did no one question why Jaykit looks so different from either of his parents?

I did change their appearances from canon. I thought it was boring that Bluestar had 2 copies of herself, so I gave Stonefur shorter fur, and a Mistystar darker, spotted pelt. I also changed Leafpool to be torbie. Still, I hope it's still be obvious that none of these guys should've gotten away with it for as long as they did.

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They do be sweatin

But seriously, why is it that no one seems to suspect that hey, maybe those cats who suspiciously like that other guy might actually be his kids? Maybe those apprentices that were born at the same time another litter disappeared and have matching appearances and names are actually the same cats as the missing kits? Maybe that one cat who bore three kits without any sign of a pregnancy while her sister gained weight at around the same time, and lost that weight after the kits were born, isn't the actual mother? Maybe the cat who's the spitting image of another spitting image may share at least one parent?

It's fricking hilarious that when Firestar realizes that 2+2=4 and those two cats who look like Bluestar and were "born" at the same time her litter disappeared are her missing children, when no one else seems to realize. The Clans had years to figure it out, and at the time Stone and Misty were moved to RiverClan, the last blue-gray cat living there was an elder who died years ago. Bruh.

And then there's the fact that Squirrelflight and Leafpool managed to pull off their kitty switcharoo without anyone in ThunderClan questioning why Squirrelflight never showed signs of pregnancy, while Leafpool "mysteriously" gained weight in the moons leading to the birth of Holly, Lion, and Jaykit. How? Do the Clans even have any sort of sex ed? What about the queens? Did they not recognize the signs in Leafpool? What? And why did no one question why Jaykit looks so different from either of his parents?

I did change their appearances from canon. I thought it was boring that Bluestar had 2 copies of herself, so I gave Stonefur shorter fur, and a Mistystar darker, spotted pelt. I also changed Leafpool to be torbie. Still, I hope it's still be obvious that none of these guys should've gotten away with it for as long as they did.