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Vynnx — Agony of Defeat
Published: 2009-05-07 14:50:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 692; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 8
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Ah, darts. Every home in America has a dartboard but nobody ever plays with them. This is probably why. Notice anything familiar in this pic?No feet were harmed in the making of this pic. Several canaries however, were crushed by my very own hand.
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I don't see the connection between darts and canaries, but I'm sure they got what they rightfully deserve.
Darts are fun when you have a few drinks in ya.
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There's no connection. I just like to see the little bastards crushed. And darts are definetly more fun after a few drinks.
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People always stood behind me when I was playing darts. I have this weird overhand throwing style that isn't very accurate. So I'm more likely to hit the wall than I am the dartboard.
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Ah, you're a lobber. I knew a guy once that insisted it was the only way he could play. I wasn't going to argue with him though as his aim was uncanny. I have no idea how he managed to pull of such accuracy consistently but he did.
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Well, then I'm his polar opposite. I couldn't hit the dartboard to save my life.
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So THAT'S where my shoe went 
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I have very special darts indeed. They're MAGIC!
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Wat?! You're not Vynnx! Who are you?
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I got spiked today.
Getting a dart thrown into your shoe probably feels the same.
(Spikes are running shoes at have spikes on the bottom.)
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Those poor canaries
Why did you kill them, because they were too short?!
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I love the irony of how that dart says "Good Luck" on it.
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There's a thing on your thing, and it looks like the thing on your thing. I WIN.
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My doctor said the same thing to me earlier today durin my checkup.
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I play with my darts. 
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Ha! I know it was a play on words, but I'm surprised you didn't title it the Agony of de feet.
Isn't that line from the old ABC Wide World of Sport? You remember, "the thrill of death, the agony of defeat."
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"Ha! I know it was a play on words, but I'm surprised you didn't title it the Agony of de feet."
I had it spelled that but at the last second I decided that I just couldn't do it. 
And I think you're right about that Wide World line. Holy shit, now there's something I haven't thought of in years.
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I'm frankly surprised that you're old enough to remember it. Of course, I took my liberties with the words, it wasn't really the "thrill of death," but I've said it that way for so long I can't remember the actual quote.
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Your dart flight is the same as your avatar. And you should be careful, you could put an eye out with those things.
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Also, now that I have enlarged to fullview...you have the same exact linoleum that we have...
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Yes. I quite liked the look of it the last time I was in your house.
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While you were in the laundry room, the least you could have done is wash a load of towels...geez.
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Well excuuuuse me! I'll try to be a more considerate stalker from now on.
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Oh that. I know, ~steph1254 made it for me. I only wear it when I visit =Vynnx 's page 
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Figures.
She changes icons every five seconds.
=Vynnx did that to my profile too.
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He's done it to my profile AND my shoutbox. He needs depends.
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He needs depends?
I don't have a shoutbox.
He can't urinate on something that doesn't exist.
Or can he? He has skills.
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I'm not sure, I guess it DEPENDS on whether or not he can hold it.
I'd bet that given the right opportunity, he could. He is a peeing machine.
The worst part though is that he has JA too so he forgets that he has a peeing problem.
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Agreed.
He can't hold it at all.
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An eye you say? Thanks for the tip!
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It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...then it's just a game.
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Did I forget to mention that? Sorry, my bad.
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