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Vynnx — The Assassination

Published: 2009-05-16 16:19:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 1764; Favourites: 40; Downloads: 31
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Description Life in the Big Kitchen gets rougher all the time. The violence is on the rise. When will the madness end?!
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Comments: 54

Torkolv97 [2010-06-22 05:26:08 +0000 UTC]

really nice art, paper is one thing, but having the ability to color on EGGS is quite hard to master to this degree, well done.

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infinite9 [2010-05-15 01:44:05 +0000 UTC]

Funny and creative! Nice one.

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halifander [2010-03-22 15:25:40 +0000 UTC]

that is hilarious

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minowa-san [2009-12-18 04:59:09 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha. sweet!!!! i love egg art! for my photography class at uni, we had to do an egg project! gotta luv funny egg pics! all the things you can do with them.....

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KinGBrAwL [2009-12-04 18:44:00 +0000 UTC]

Look at the face expressions on the eggs! hahah the one in the middle looks like hes gonna die. This picture is cool!

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Neoneelart [2009-11-27 18:57:47 +0000 UTC]

roflmao xDDDDDDDDD

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KlockArbeteApelsin [2009-09-09 23:41:05 +0000 UTC]

Poor egg, who will eat it now?

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Pau-Norontaus [2009-08-09 23:10:19 +0000 UTC]

Haha.. This IS badass : D

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Free-StyL3 [2009-08-09 22:44:47 +0000 UTC]

this is really creative, wonderful concept, and as nice captured.

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redvsblack [2009-05-25 13:20:13 +0000 UTC]

You should get some law enforcement going soon, or something will go vigilante on your ass!

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CJ-DB [2009-05-20 09:55:34 +0000 UTC]

Nice picture! The expressions are well made. Oh my god! They killed this egg!

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Nekohead [2009-05-18 23:13:53 +0000 UTC]

It ends when I gets mai omelette! Now get back in that kitchen! >:U

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Vynnx In reply to Nekohead [2009-05-18 23:22:28 +0000 UTC]

You are heartless! Those poor eggs.

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Nekohead In reply to Vynnx [2009-05-18 23:26:04 +0000 UTC]

Get back in the kitchen or there'll be more >:U

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Vynnx In reply to Nekohead [2009-05-18 23:45:18 +0000 UTC]

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Nekohead In reply to Vynnx [2009-05-22 20:14:42 +0000 UTC]

That's right. Use your tears to make me some tea! It'll make it taste all the sweeter! >:U

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Thebuild [2009-05-17 17:55:43 +0000 UTC]

When will the horror end?!

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zanroth [2009-05-17 14:57:50 +0000 UTC]

Funny how you managed to get this scene together with only a few eggs.

Nice expressions.

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Decarabia69 [2009-05-17 00:19:30 +0000 UTC]

WE DO NOT TORTURE!

If you want an omelet, you have to crack a few eggs.

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allie2590 [2009-05-16 21:18:46 +0000 UTC]

It had to have been the salt.

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Nossek [2009-05-16 20:18:43 +0000 UTC]

This is fucking hilarious!

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mystical-machine-gun [2009-05-16 19:30:19 +0000 UTC]

I love this.

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PyroSikTh [2009-05-16 18:30:41 +0000 UTC]

Next there'll be a driveby!

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Decarabia69 In reply to PyroSikTh [2009-05-17 00:18:02 +0000 UTC]

Heheh, or a fry-by.

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PyroSikTh In reply to Decarabia69 [2009-05-17 09:11:32 +0000 UTC]

Damnit! Didn't think of that!

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Decarabia69 In reply to PyroSikTh [2009-05-17 16:28:33 +0000 UTC]

Heheh, I wouldn't have unless you brought it up.

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PyroSikTh In reply to Decarabia69 [2009-05-18 08:57:29 +0000 UTC]

But still

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Decarabia69 In reply to PyroSikTh [2009-05-18 13:36:28 +0000 UTC]

You could rewrite the story of Humpty Dumpty.

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PyroSikTh In reply to Decarabia69 [2009-05-18 13:41:19 +0000 UTC]

I might...

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Decarabia69 In reply to PyroSikTh [2009-05-18 14:10:39 +0000 UTC]

It would be cool, and update to the story. "And all the King's surgeons and all the King's EMTs couldn't put Humpty together again."

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PyroSikTh In reply to Decarabia69 [2009-05-19 08:29:50 +0000 UTC]

That would be epic.

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Vynnx In reply to PyroSikTh [2009-05-16 18:34:51 +0000 UTC]

Years from now, people will still be talking about how the Notorious E.G.G. got gunned down and how nobody saw a thing.

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PyroSikTh In reply to Vynnx [2009-05-16 18:36:02 +0000 UTC]

I bet it was Egginegg.

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Vynnx In reply to PyroSikTh [2009-05-16 18:38:37 +0000 UTC]

I'm telling you, the whole criminal justice system in this country? It's a fucking yolk!

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PyroSikTh In reply to Vynnx [2009-05-16 18:44:00 +0000 UTC]

That's a bit of an eggsaggeration, don't you think? It may appear like a big fucking yolk, but it's all shelled. It's all come about from Free Range. It's a race thing and they're all falling off the spoon!

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Vynnx In reply to PyroSikTh [2009-05-16 18:45:59 +0000 UTC]

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HumbleNewb [2009-05-16 18:22:49 +0000 UTC]

I would like to see the exit wound on this one.

What were the reason for the assassination? Wanted to free the contents of the fridge?

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Vynnx In reply to HumbleNewb [2009-05-16 18:28:26 +0000 UTC]

There's a lot of bad shit going down in my kitchen. Times are a changin' and revolution is at hand.

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HumbleNewb In reply to Vynnx [2009-05-16 18:41:47 +0000 UTC]

A bacon revolution? Viva la Pancetta!

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Vynnx In reply to HumbleNewb [2009-05-16 18:46:50 +0000 UTC]

There's somethin' happenin' in here
what it is ain't exactly clear

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ovengloves [2009-05-16 17:45:01 +0000 UTC]

MATURE CONTENT ALERT.
Mai eyes!

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Vynnx In reply to ovengloves [2009-05-16 18:01:20 +0000 UTC]

Your name is Ovengloves. You should know that kitchens can be dangerous places.

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ovengloves In reply to Vynnx [2009-05-16 18:06:19 +0000 UTC]

I live IN the oven.
Sometimes.


On accident.

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Vynnx In reply to ovengloves [2009-05-16 18:26:49 +0000 UTC]

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monsterPIE [2009-05-16 16:38:04 +0000 UTC]

That would go good with bacon.

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Vynnx In reply to monsterPIE [2009-05-16 16:40:05 +0000 UTC]

From what I understand, investigators found trace amounts of bacon grease at the crime scene.

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monsterPIE In reply to Vynnx [2009-05-16 16:41:55 +0000 UTC]

You mean to say, bacon is the prime suspect in this case?

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Vynnx In reply to monsterPIE [2009-05-16 16:50:03 +0000 UTC]

It looks like it. Unfortunately, we will have to wait until next week for the stunning conclusion in this 2 part episode of CSI: Kitchen.

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Janezy-and-her-Tea [2009-05-16 16:22:49 +0000 UTC]

I would have said "duck" but people would hate me.

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