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As loathe as she was to drop her sword in the middle of a fight, Sindred had to so she could scoop away the frosting covering her face. Her first priority was breathing again. The blade clattered to the dungeon floor and she shoveled away the lower half of the gob that capped her nose and mouth, snorting and sputtering, taking big greedy gulps of strawberry-scented air. She could taste the sweet frosting on her lips, but refrained from licking them- ingesting a magical monster was never a smart idea.Being caught by one was similarly ill-advised. As she attended to priority number two: seeing again, Sindred scootched away from the cake golem. With the upper half of the glob scooped away, she opened her right eye a sliver, and suddenly she wasn't so pleased with the pace of her backwards retreat. She flipped over and began crawling to gain more space. Once she got far enough away she could clear away the last of the frosting obscuring her vision and formulate an attack plan.
But it was not to be. A huge sticky hand clamped down on both her ankles and pulled her back towards the monster. Its other hand grabbed her around her thighs. She was being lifted up, the golem feeding her feet into its sugary maw. It changed its grip. Now the first hand was around her waist. Sindred squirmed, growled, tried to kick against the golem's gums, but all the force was absorbed by the cake creature's spongy interior.
The golem didn't have a deadly bite, but it gave her rib cage a strong squeeze as it chomped down on her. Sindred wheezed out two precious lungfuls of air through her gritted teeth. This was it, huh? The Lovely Blade done in by a enchanted confection with a kazoo for a roar. No fucking way. She still had a summoner to kill and a prince to save.
"You think this is over?" Mania tinged her voice. "Fuck no. I'll do whatever-" the golem sealed its lips over her head, silencing her.
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Comments: 48
Specktakulaer [2022-11-16 09:18:30 +0000 UTC]
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Burksaurus In reply to w-oo-t [2022-02-12 13:39:51 +0000 UTC]
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Happy-Clam-911 [2019-08-20 00:28:15 +0000 UTC]
Wow, this story has some serious potential. (Then again, all of your stories do!) BUT judging by part 1, I hope she's a bottom heavy babe.
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Butter-Cups [2017-03-29 04:58:44 +0000 UTC]
I totally forgot this never went on. You totally killed off a girl to a sentient cake -w-;;
And used it to show off some sick ass lighting and coloring effects.
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ZytherDark [2016-08-24 08:02:33 +0000 UTC]
Still one of my favorite shorts you did. Secretly wish for a Remix, or retelling of the tale.
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moroki123 [2014-06-30 01:51:21 +0000 UTC]
you really should do a part 3 to this. You would be like the coolest artist ever.
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Vibrater22 [2014-02-17 20:07:55 +0000 UTC]
EAT THE CAKE!!! EAT THE CAKE!!!
She said she'd do whatever, so why not eat the monster, whatever the consequences may be?! Or maybe I'm receiving this story a little too excitedly...?
In case I'm not, put in some friends of hers to all eat the cake and save her, or at least don't let her die (that's always depressing, clee-shay and the end of all boners). What do you all think?
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ZytherDark [2013-11-18 05:45:35 +0000 UTC]
Really wanna see another Part, or atleast the stuck Heroine before her unexpected departure.
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JiggleSquig [2013-09-25 23:10:11 +0000 UTC]
I got to say, the anticipation waiting for the next installment of this is just eating me up.
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Trans-Kitty-Pride [2013-09-06 00:50:58 +0000 UTC]
And I want to agree with SailingTowardsCurves; showing less gives us more in this case.
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SailingTowardsCurves In reply to Trans-Kitty-Pride [2013-09-06 04:22:37 +0000 UTC]
Why thank you!
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otakon2006 [2013-09-05 17:32:11 +0000 UTC]
Inb4 one eaten cake golem and one adventurer way too big for her armor stomping one surprised summoner.
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w-oo-t In reply to otakon2006 [2013-09-06 07:30:39 +0000 UTC]
I guess I kinda telegraphed it : ]
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otakon2006 In reply to w-oo-t [2013-09-06 10:44:26 +0000 UTC]
That is not necessarily a bad thing, I had enough of a shock from Symphogear G cliffhanger that at least one prediction being right is nice.
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Cannonfodder10503 [2013-09-05 17:07:45 +0000 UTC]
She's goihg to have to eat her way out now. Should atleast take two-four more parts, two to eat the monster, two to eat more monsters kill the summoner and save the prince.
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w-oo-t In reply to Cannonfodder10503 [2013-09-06 06:20:07 +0000 UTC]
You think she's gonna have any room after that? : ]
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FaceDownDagon [2013-09-05 14:50:11 +0000 UTC]
"Ingesting a magical monster was never a smart idea." Hmm. At this point, I have no idea if we're being trolled or not, and to what ends we're being trolled if we are.
In any case, thoroughly intriguing.
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w-oo-t In reply to FaceDownDagon [2013-09-06 06:19:31 +0000 UTC]
Usually with me there's some amount of trolling involved. I guess we'll find out just how much.
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MiniGendo [2013-09-05 14:28:37 +0000 UTC]
Had you not already put the idea down, I'd suggest that she was going to eat her way out.
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w-oo-t In reply to MiniGendo [2013-09-06 05:04:34 +0000 UTC]
Well, fighting didn't seem to work!
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SailingTowardsCurves [2013-09-05 11:57:50 +0000 UTC]
O_O The story makes me think she's going to make it out, but the picture? That drawing is horrifying on the best of ways - something with just the hand and that eye. Nice job making her getting swallowed so creepy!
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w-oo-t In reply to SailingTowardsCurves [2013-09-06 02:28:10 +0000 UTC]
It was definitely not on her list of things to do today.
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SailingTowardsCurves In reply to w-oo-t [2013-09-06 04:23:58 +0000 UTC]
How would you pencil that in? "Oh, got a dragon slaying at four...hmm...be eaten by a giant cake golem maybe at six?" O_o
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w-oo-t In reply to talonmacleod [2013-09-06 02:02:05 +0000 UTC]
Yeah- gonna need a hydraulic jack to get the golem's mouth open (first step will be to invent the hydraulic jack).
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blergh-1 [2013-09-05 06:47:54 +0000 UTC]
Hooo man, you genuinely write the funnest little vignettes to go with your art I swear to god man
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w-oo-t In reply to blergh-1 [2013-09-06 02:00:11 +0000 UTC]
It's something a little different this time around. Glad you stuck with it.
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blergh-1 In reply to w-oo-t [2013-09-06 07:19:59 +0000 UTC]
No worries; I mean I enjoy your art/stories even when they're not catering to the cartoon chub fetish we all share haha (though I do enjoy the fetishy ones a lot like hot dang man)
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Ryshanna [2013-09-05 06:13:50 +0000 UTC]
Woot: If the next scene doesn't involve her exploding from the chest of that cake golem like a Chestbuster I will be severely disappointed.
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