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Doodle or Die prompt: "Help!!!!!!!" -KlastRoom: Everyone
It was always only the last door that was open, but Nicky knew it was important to check each one she passed. As she backpedaled down the hallway she tried turning every knob. Locked. Locked too. Locked. Wait- this one might actually... Nicky jiggled the handle and banged the door against its frame, but it remained sealed. Damn- now those valuable seconds were gone and her pursuers drew closer. She swept them with the beam of her flashlight, spear tips and beady eyes glinting like terrible constellations in the night. Go! Keep moving! She shuffled backwards, socked feet scrambling for traction on polished wood. She suppressed the urge to turn and flee, knowing that facing forward would only cause the hallway to stretch and unspool, twisting far into the darkness. Space here was beholden to no laws except capricious dream logic.
Still, she should have reached the end by now, right? Nicky felt herself flagging. Her heart pumped fast and she was breathing hard. If she was in a bit better shape, if she was a little lighter, the chase wouldn't be so stressful. But instead she struggled to move in her sausage casing-tight jeans. Heat built up under her sweater. She was damp and tired. Her leg muscles hurt. It'd be nice if this was over, one way or the other.
Sensing weakness, the swarm narrowed the gap between them.Β
Nicky ran her hand along a stretch of unbroken wall. What? What the heck? Where were the doors? She was just starting to panic when her big, padded butt thudded against the back of the hallway, then her skull smacked drywall. Ow! Her flashlight clattered to the ground, lighting a surrounding army of vengeful attackers. Dead end. This time where was no escape.
"Help. Help! Anyone? Hello?" Her own pleas echoed a mocking answer. It was useless since she had never seen any other humans in these nightmares, so instead she addressed the mob arrayed before her. "G-guys- I know this looks bad." Nicky brushed her fingertips across her stomach. The holiday season had been overly generous to her waistline, giving her the doughy physique of a pastry killer. "But it's going away- I swear! New Year's pledge: no carbs." A guilty twinge coincided with her getting stabbed in the toe. Luckily, her nail deflected the point. "Hey! Well, fewer carbs. But it's so hard! They're in everything! I try. I'm trying- I swear, I swear. You're safe from me. Never again."
Just last Sunday there were donuts at church and Nicky was careful to not return to the fellowship room until they should have all been snapped up. Yet when she got there, a half of a plain cake donut was still lying in the box, dejected, right next to the plastic knife responsible for the amputation. A clean cut- no teeth marks or even an ambiguous tear. It was a sight so pathetic, she popped it in her mouth before she could think twice. Only now that she was facing down a horde of its bereaved brethren did she feel regret. Tears streamed down her cheeks. "I'm sorry! I can change! I might fail and stumble here and there, but I'll make it. I'm real sorry."
Then they came in a rush, spears outthrust. Then they were upon her.
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Comments: 185
w-oo-t In reply to ??? [2019-01-29 14:16:20 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, I think people are expecting this to turn into a hedonism dream, when it's really an anti-hedonist nightmare.
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IndigoWizard In reply to ??? [2019-01-29 04:50:22 +0000 UTC]
This reminds me of the 'genetics' greentext.
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IndigoWizard In reply to w-oo-t [2019-01-29 23:57:21 +0000 UTC]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6mU1Bβ¦
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TheRevivedracer [2019-01-29 04:44:37 +0000 UTC]
Oh man, what an awesome concept! Nice! Also, this is definitely captures the struggles against the powerful temptation of sweet confections.
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w-oo-t In reply to TheRevivedracer [2019-01-29 14:08:50 +0000 UTC]
There is no escape, no safety.
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w-oo-t In reply to UncleJohnEgbert [2019-01-29 04:42:03 +0000 UTC]
Let God sort 'em out.
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TheAmazingCornbot In reply to ??? [2019-01-29 03:09:54 +0000 UTC]
This summer...
When Donuts Attack!
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w-oo-t In reply to TheAmazingCornbot [2019-01-29 05:18:39 +0000 UTC]
"This time the snack snacks back."
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stryka93 In reply to TheAmazingCornbot [2019-01-29 03:23:39 +0000 UTC]
Did you know there's an actual movie about killer donuts.
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stryka93 In reply to TheAmazingCornbot [2019-01-29 03:34:10 +0000 UTC]
Yeah it's called "Attack of the Killer Donuts"
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TheAmazingCornbot In reply to stryka93 [2019-01-29 03:52:16 +0000 UTC]
Not to be confused for its more infamous counterpart Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?
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stryka93 In reply to TheAmazingCornbot [2019-01-29 08:22:41 +0000 UTC]
I guess not really sure just saw it on TV one day.
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M37h3w3 In reply to ??? [2019-01-29 02:45:02 +0000 UTC]
She's doing it all wrong!
You don't run from your fears! You fight them! Challenge them! Meet them head on! And defeat them!
And once you have you need to show dominion over them. In this case she needs to show that they are food and will be treated as food.
And as food they will be devoured.
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w-oo-t In reply to M37h3w3 [2019-01-29 04:37:45 +0000 UTC]
T-pose and assert your dominance.Β
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Psych0Sketches In reply to ??? [2019-01-29 02:43:15 +0000 UTC]
Hopefully thereβs a sequel to this lol
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Errornulll In reply to ??? [2019-01-29 02:11:20 +0000 UTC]
I have a feeling the easiest way out of this situation is to... well... walk..
I mean, theyβre like half the size of a shoe. If you tiptoe a bit, you could avoid them. Yeah, sure, the spears may stab you, but think about it. If you tiptoe and keep tiptoeing, theyβll only stab your shoes because of the height difference.
Disagree? Try me.
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w-oo-t In reply to Errornulll [2019-01-29 02:42:18 +0000 UTC]
Too bad trying to figure out how things should work in reality rarely helps you when trapped inside a nightmare.
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Errornulll In reply to w-oo-t [2019-01-30 01:52:46 +0000 UTC]
...thouche. Iβm impressed by your argument. Either way, itβs nice to see some logic come into play.
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Brijeka In reply to w-oo-t [2019-01-29 09:00:18 +0000 UTC]
But if you realise you're dreaming you can pull off some pretty dope stuff tbqh
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FaceDownDagon In reply to ??? [2019-01-29 02:08:04 +0000 UTC]
Don't worry, Danny DeVito in a fish costume will be there soon to save her by summoning the unicorns. Of course, there's the infinite fall after that part...
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w-oo-t In reply to FaceDownDagon [2019-01-29 02:31:09 +0000 UTC]
"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left- I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Frank Reynolds
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w-oo-t In reply to Otaku-Seraph [2019-01-29 02:27:05 +0000 UTC]
Sometimes to beat 'em, ya gotta eat 'em.
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Otaku-Seraph In reply to w-oo-t [2019-01-29 03:04:41 +0000 UTC]
They're regular-sized donuts with tiny spears. She could easily pluck the things out of their hands and eat le donuts.
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w-oo-t In reply to HireMeBethesda [2019-01-29 01:49:22 +0000 UTC]
Carbs are so hard to escape they follow you into your dreams.
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Happy-Clam-911 [2019-01-29 01:24:02 +0000 UTC]
I always enjoy your stories to accompany your art. You were definitely an inspiration to me for my own writing.
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w-oo-t In reply to Happy-Clam-911 [2019-01-29 01:28:42 +0000 UTC]
Thanks- this story came together rather quickly and with a minimum of gnashing of teeth, which was nice!
I wish you the same.
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2RaymanM64 In reply to ??? [2019-01-29 01:10:00 +0000 UTC]
In the fridge, no one will hear you eat!
Beware of killer donuts!
( Coming soon summer 2019 )
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dark-ninja92 In reply to ??? [2019-01-29 00:57:02 +0000 UTC]
They all want to reach the promised land, which is her belly
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w-oo-t In reply to dark-ninja92 [2019-01-29 01:29:41 +0000 UTC]
it looks pretty cozy in there ngl
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dark-ninja92 In reply to w-oo-t [2019-01-29 02:59:27 +0000 UTC]
Question is if there's room, this is probably just a scouting party that has her cornered
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CyberKirby19 In reply to ??? [2019-01-29 00:55:35 +0000 UTC]
Charge! Right for the gaping maw!
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Dimitri9511 In reply to CyberKirby19 [2019-01-29 02:10:08 +0000 UTC]
Blood for cream!
Blood for cream!
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ewq11ewq2000 In reply to ??? [2019-01-29 00:55:20 +0000 UTC]
That's some video game material here...
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w-oo-t In reply to ewq11ewq2000 [2019-01-29 01:25:07 +0000 UTC]
[03:13:11] Donut Warrior crits you for 2.
[03:13:12] Donut Warrior hits you for 1.
[03:13:13] Donut Warrior hits you for 1.
[03:13:14] Donut Warrior misses you. (dodge)
[03:13:15] Donut Warrior hits you for 1.
[03:13:16] Donut Warrior misses you. (miss)
[03:13:17] Eclair Captain hits you for 14.
[03:13:18] Donut Warrior crits you for 2.
[03:13:19] Donut Warrior hits you for 1.
[03:13:20] Donut Warrior misses you. (miss)
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ewq11ewq2000 In reply to w-oo-t [2019-01-29 01:49:57 +0000 UTC]
She needs to strike back!
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