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Published: 2010-06-07 19:18:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 5313; Favourites: 66; Downloads: 35
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Description Here's something fun I created based on the game, Alan Wake, which I really enjoyed playing.

*SPOLER ALERT!*

This is a bit about the inside joke that poor Wake is not a very good sprinter. Sure he may jog everywhere, but when dodging and sprinting away from the Taken, he lasts about...5 seconds? ARGH!
(The title was meant to be called, "Wake Be Nimble, Wake Oops-Bear-Trap-and-Now-You're-Gonna-Die.") Not enough room. Oh well.

*END SPOILER*

Medium: Pencil, Micron Pen, gray tone markers, and a bit of Photoshop to burn, dodge, smudge, and add text. I suppose it's truly mixed media, but I spent several hours on the drawing, and I'm proud of it, so I'm going to keep it marked as traditional.
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Comments: 48

D-TRiK [2013-03-24 16:19:07 +0000 UTC]

at first i thought the bare traps where something to collect so when i came up to it and it got me a screamed like hell

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Harryeagle In reply to D-TRiK [2014-05-23 02:42:40 +0000 UTC]

LOL. That happened to me as well. I never jumped so high before.

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D-TRiK In reply to Harryeagle [2014-05-27 04:06:34 +0000 UTC]

i knew i couldnt be the only one

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Wackyjax In reply to D-TRiK [2013-03-25 04:05:32 +0000 UTC]

Painful, aren't they?

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D-TRiK In reply to Wackyjax [2013-04-17 21:38:25 +0000 UTC]

nooo it felt more like a warm kitten cuddling with my ankle. hahaha

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Wackyjax In reply to D-TRiK [2013-04-18 07:10:16 +0000 UTC]

Oh, it's just a little nip...

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Pip-Indigo-13 [2011-12-03 17:56:42 +0000 UTC]

HA, yeah, I hate it when he's running and then goes kaput.

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Wackyjax In reply to Pip-Indigo-13 [2011-12-03 18:02:57 +0000 UTC]

I assume that's why the thermoses everywhere are so important...

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XBleachedXWoodX [2011-07-20 11:55:46 +0000 UTC]

oh the times this caused my own death "almost... there... fasterrrr one more hit and you're dead- *watches Wake slow down and get hit right in front of Safe Haven* awwww... well, at least your corpse is safe."

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Wackyjax In reply to XBleachedXWoodX [2011-07-20 18:30:32 +0000 UTC]

I know!!! I am normally a very peaceful person ( ) but for this game I could've easily lost a controller or two from throwing it at the TV! Anyway' glad you like it and hope you read the rest!

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The-Shady-Lady [2011-01-21 01:57:32 +0000 UTC]

So true. XDDD I love his expression in the fourth panel. <3

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Wackyjax In reply to The-Shady-Lady [2011-01-21 07:33:10 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! Be sure to check out the rest of my Alan Wake comic strips (if you haven't already!)

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The-Shady-Lady In reply to Wackyjax [2011-01-21 23:54:59 +0000 UTC]

I'm already in the process of doing just that. And I'm loving every minute of it. XD

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Wackyjax In reply to The-Shady-Lady [2011-01-21 23:58:51 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

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The-Shady-Lady In reply to Wackyjax [2011-02-19 22:51:57 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!

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BigDaddyBlaster [2011-01-21 00:05:48 +0000 UTC]

Bahahah Excellent! And so true.

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Wackyjax In reply to BigDaddyBlaster [2011-01-21 07:46:42 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

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Pinturo [2010-12-09 03:51:42 +0000 UTC]

Ah yes, the ever-cursed beartrap.

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Wackyjax In reply to Pinturo [2010-12-09 19:15:13 +0000 UTC]

Don'tcha just HATE 'em?

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LavinceLara [2010-08-09 20:27:31 +0000 UTC]

Always I'm running into the light one Taken will hit me and I die next to that light and I hate that I didn't make it xD

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Wackyjax In reply to LavinceLara [2010-08-09 20:43:49 +0000 UTC]

I had that problem, too.

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LavinceLara In reply to Wackyjax [2010-08-09 20:51:36 +0000 UTC]

yeay!

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MrsPeterBishop [2010-08-05 06:31:18 +0000 UTC]

omg I know Wake fails at running

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Wackyjax In reply to MrsPeterBishop [2010-08-05 06:39:40 +0000 UTC]

More like sprinting. I made him run everywhere. (You'd think he'd get better at it, but nooo...)

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MrsPeterBishop In reply to Wackyjax [2010-08-05 06:46:24 +0000 UTC]

lol yeah. haha I know and you would think he could sprint pretty fast with all that coffee he drinks...

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Wackyjax In reply to MrsPeterBishop [2010-08-05 07:02:57 +0000 UTC]

Which is probably why he searches all those buildings...y'know, for a pit stop? (Btw, be sure to check out my other Alan Wake strips! I'll soon be adding another!)

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MrsPeterBishop In reply to Wackyjax [2010-08-05 07:28:19 +0000 UTC]

yeah and because of those...mmm pit stops.... he often get's killed XD

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Wackyjax In reply to MrsPeterBishop [2010-08-05 22:06:28 +0000 UTC]

I guess the Taken don't need caffeine?

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MrsPeterBishop In reply to Wackyjax [2010-08-05 22:17:57 +0000 UTC]

lol apparently not... and yet Alan still can't run faster than them

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Wackyjax In reply to MrsPeterBishop [2010-08-06 08:39:07 +0000 UTC]

Well..the creators didn't want to make things too easy, I suppose.

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MrsPeterBishop In reply to Wackyjax [2010-08-06 15:32:48 +0000 UTC]

nope

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Netol [2010-07-12 04:05:01 +0000 UTC]

Lolz,
great one!

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Wackyjax In reply to Netol [2010-07-12 05:49:02 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Allelujah-Kyrios [2010-07-11 01:15:51 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I think this is truly funny to those who have tried running from the Taken to find that Wake cannot run to save his life, literally. I found myself yelling at Wake going "Why can't you run any faster!! Run, Wake, run!" xD

And by the way, was that a Mulan referance at the very end? Just wondering....

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Wackyjax In reply to Allelujah-Kyrios [2010-07-11 06:35:20 +0000 UTC]

Mulan? No, actually. I haven't seen that film in ages. I and a friend of mine thought up the gag. You have me curious, as I can't quite remember what you mean.

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Allelujah-Kyrios In reply to Wackyjax [2010-07-15 01:15:56 +0000 UTC]

Haha, well, Mulan is one of my absolutle favorite Disney movies, and during the song "I'm Gonna Make a Man Out of You" one of the soldiers say "Why was I a fool in school for cutting gym!" Soooo yeah, that's where I was going with that.... xD

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Wackyjax In reply to Allelujah-Kyrios [2010-07-15 06:45:51 +0000 UTC]

Ah, of course. It's been years since I saw that one.

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Demyx-09 [2010-06-10 07:15:52 +0000 UTC]

It did always frustrate me how poor his cardio was. Especially when you're up against several Taken that are coming from all the directions, and the first thing you nee to do is run away to get some distance before you're encircled. But then he slows down and gets swarmed and killed DX

Then again, he's a writer so he couldn't be that athletic.

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Wackyjax In reply to Demyx-09 [2010-06-11 05:48:29 +0000 UTC]

Well, to me he's a jogger, because he does run everywhere. But his sprinting abilities leave much to be desired. He can't drive very well, either, but then he is from New York.

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AngryOldBat [2010-06-10 03:24:35 +0000 UTC]

LMAO! I hated it when he slowed down after running for only,what, 10 seconds.

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Wackyjax In reply to AngryOldBat [2010-06-11 05:46:56 +0000 UTC]

I know, hence the gag.

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LanaVdV [2010-06-08 05:04:33 +0000 UTC]

AWW! Brilliant! Even if there're no traps he just cannot run at all. Wakie-Wakie, wake up 'n' run! Show us you're a man! And very well done

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Wackyjax In reply to LanaVdV [2010-06-08 05:43:08 +0000 UTC]

Meh, it's not perfect, but it gets the point across, which was the goal. Thanks for the fave!

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LanaVdV In reply to Wackyjax [2010-06-08 07:35:03 +0000 UTC]

Well, it doesn't need to be perfect in order to be lovely

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Wackyjax In reply to LanaVdV [2010-06-08 13:09:52 +0000 UTC]

And thank God for that! Nah, I'm like every artist (i.e. perfectionist)who stands back and looks at their work and go, "Hmm...I could have done this and this, etc." But in the end, I'll go by a teacher's advice: "An artist is never finished with his work. He only runs out of time."

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LanaVdV In reply to Wackyjax [2010-06-08 15:28:00 +0000 UTC]

I can say the same about myself ^^ I mean this and this, etc.

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emeraldaura [2010-06-07 23:10:19 +0000 UTC]

LOL! I love it! Saw your link to this comic on the POTF board. ^_^

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Wackyjax In reply to emeraldaura [2010-06-08 04:30:10 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it.

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