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Description Hey I know a game we can play. It's called "Pretend this drawing has no sexual overtones whatsoever".

What's that? I lose? Fuuuuuuuuck.

Poor Kanaya. Kismesises everywhere, when all she wants is to cuddle and settle into a nice redrom.


Kanaya and Rose © Andrew Hussie
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Comments: 11

calonarang [2010-11-01 05:00:48 +0000 UTC]

She and Eridan should hook up. He's gentle enough for her.

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wafflebat In reply to calonarang [2010-11-02 08:34:14 +0000 UTC]

Except for the fact that, y'know, LESBIAN.

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SaviorofKeys In reply to wafflebat [2010-12-13 00:20:18 +0000 UTC]

But if she pursues non-concupiscent romances with males, that only makes her half lesbian.

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TheAdmiral4 In reply to wafflebat [2010-12-02 14:38:19 +0000 UTC]

I get the feeling that gender, in so far as relationships are concerned, is irrelevant in troll culture. Though she does seem to keep falling for women. Plus, you have that whole Virgo the Virgin thing...

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wafflebat In reply to TheAdmiral4 [2010-12-04 11:01:01 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I was being too blunt. There's no word for homosexuality on Alternia, but they understand the concept of it as Karkat shows. They just don't care to label it because... seriously YOU HUMANS ACTUALLY HAVE A WORD FOR THAT YOU GRUB GARGLING FUCKWITS?? WHO CARES ARGHL BARGHL

We can call Kan an aspiring rainbow-drinker and leave it at that :P

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Ariamaki In reply to wafflebat [2011-02-26 16:31:55 +0000 UTC]

Hahah, actually, just to back you up on this bit, the other day Hussie canonically stated that while Trolls don't have a word for it, Kanaya is most definitely a lesbian. Like you said, they don't have a label for it for the same reason we don't have one-word summaries for most fetishes: It never occurs to us.

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Rokitto [2010-10-30 07:26:48 +0000 UTC]

But her custodian was a virgin mother grub! She never got the "talk"! She doesn't know any better!

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DubiousDerringer [2010-10-08 06:37:58 +0000 UTC]

This is creepy in the cutest way possible.

Also "all she wants is to cuddle" Is pretty much my favorite collection of words used to describe Kanaya ever. If only she could stop falling for the crazy ones.

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wafflebat In reply to DubiousDerringer [2010-10-10 08:35:45 +0000 UTC]

I'd like to think Kanaya has a bit of crazy in her too, she's just too insecure to show it. Crazy girls + chainsaws is OTP.

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zookydragon [2010-10-08 05:29:47 +0000 UTC]

D'awww

Wait what exactly is happening here

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wafflebat In reply to zookydragon [2010-10-10 08:33:01 +0000 UTC]

What indeed :D

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