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Published: 2020-04-16 05:24:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 9079; Favourites: 81; Downloads: 48
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Just had an urge to finish/redo this earlier picture of AMAZON's most incorrigible war witch, Lieutenant Colonel Portia Pierce. Keen eyes will notice this is an homage to this famous poster , for the Clint Eastwood movie, The Outlaw Josie Wales.One of the reasons I was inspired to do this picture today, is because I got a comment on an the strip in which Portia lassoed Janet , indicating that Portia used a grapnel gun, a'la Batman to reel in the callipygian cheng. The admitted pistol like weapons are actually Side Charms , special housings that allow witches to regulate and focus the dense magical energies, that have all but been depleted on Earth, but exist in dangerous concentrations in interstellar space. (At Portia's power level, an unshielded wand, would be like wielding a nuclear flame thrower.)
While I'm at it, let's do some more descriptions from other characters.
PRIN: "As a former educator, I can say with authority that Portia Pierce is the walking embodiment of everything that is wrong with secondary education. She is a narcissist bully, with the outward appearance of a cliquish mean girl. Her commitment to AMAZON seems painfully contingent upon her gaining fame and adulation for fighting the Fremps. I sometimes think it is my personal destiny to teach her that actions have consequences."
MIMI: "Everyone always talks about how brave Sergeant Major Wollingsworth is, but she doesn't ever go in, until Portia reconnoiters a Fremp stronghold, alone. As far as I can tell, the only thing that ever seems to frighten Portia is being emotionally vulnerable. Maybe one day she'll realize, she doesn't have to perform to gain acceptance. "
SHELLEY: "Being around her, takes me back to my acting days. I sometimes wonder it she's the resurrected soul of one of those old studio execs, that I would fund a trip to New Monaco, if I batted my eyes at them. One resource we will never run out of are suckers."
JANET: "WHHHHYYY?!! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! I thought SHE LOVED MEEEEEE!!!"
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phantomdotexe [2020-12-07 14:40:25 +0000 UTC]
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we-r-nomad In reply to phantomdotexe [2020-12-07 20:43:15 +0000 UTC]
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touristofshadows [2020-08-24 17:52:35 +0000 UTC]
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TCPolecat7 [2020-04-17 01:39:49 +0000 UTC]
Hrm, those first two are a pair of insightful, but deeply divergant, takes on Portia there...
- Polecat
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we-r-nomad In reply to TCPolecat7 [2020-04-17 01:49:58 +0000 UTC]
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RK-Striker-JK-5 [2020-04-16 18:57:28 +0000 UTC]
Whoa, Portia looks quite badass there. I love that calm expression she's got. Really adds to this overall.
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jtheodorec [2020-04-16 13:33:01 +0000 UTC]
It'll take "Player Penicillin" to cure Portia - being played just as casually cruelly by someone she cares about deeply.
I'm surprised she doesn't have her own little clique within AMAZON...
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we-r-nomad In reply to jtheodorec [2020-04-16 16:54:19 +0000 UTC]
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we-r-nomad In reply to MetalBeowulf89 [2020-04-16 17:04:31 +0000 UTC]
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MetalBeowulf89 In reply to we-r-nomad [2020-04-17 05:19:02 +0000 UTC]
I know you've probably detailed all of this elsewhere, but just how massive an empire is the UCCE? Is it entirely humans, or does it also have a minority alien population? Who've been subjugated by force or otherwise come to terms with the fact that the seat of power lies on good ol' Sol 3..
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we-r-nomad In reply to MetalBeowulf89 [2020-04-17 09:48:28 +0000 UTC]
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MetalBeowulf89 In reply to we-r-nomad [2020-04-18 03:27:46 +0000 UTC]
I think I can guess who the green underwear models are, but who the bunny people could be eludes me.
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athroughzdude [2020-04-16 11:49:56 +0000 UTC]
Now if only she could learn she can't wield multiple girlfriends like she can multiple wands and spells.
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we-r-nomad In reply to athroughzdude [2020-04-16 17:06:16 +0000 UTC]
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athroughzdude In reply to we-r-nomad [2020-04-16 17:43:03 +0000 UTC]
How much you wanna but Prin could follow her if she were mad enough?
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JaceDraccus [2020-04-16 08:53:08 +0000 UTC]
Her charms are dangerous.
And I don't mean the magic kind.
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coredumperror [2020-04-16 08:43:48 +0000 UTC]
No, Prin, please. Tell us how you really feel.
Yeeesh.
Poor Janet.
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we-r-nomad In reply to coredumperror [2020-04-16 17:08:40 +0000 UTC]
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Utah3333 In reply to we-r-nomad [2020-04-16 21:04:12 +0000 UTC]
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coredumperror In reply to we-r-nomad [2020-04-16 17:25:13 +0000 UTC]
How did I never before realize that "Prin" was an abbreviation of "Princess"? I feel great shame for this, as I am a huge fan of princesses.
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we-r-nomad In reply to coredumperror [2020-04-16 17:47:19 +0000 UTC]
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coredumperror In reply to we-r-nomad [2020-04-16 18:51:34 +0000 UTC]
Oh I figured that it was her actual name, rather than a title. Still makes me want to see her in a poofy ballgown.
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SabineOnly2 [2020-04-16 07:51:01 +0000 UTC]
Hmm I wonder what would happen if Janet was bold enough to ask for Portia as a Co-Maid or perhaps even a personal maid for herself. Granted Janet remains under the control of her Robo-Lords, but maybe an incentive for being a spy/cooperative agent?
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Utah3333 [2020-04-16 06:01:15 +0000 UTC]
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TheSpiderMagus [2020-04-16 05:53:05 +0000 UTC]
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drake95313 [2020-04-16 05:47:12 +0000 UTC]
Portia, dear, do you have any idea of what Prin has gone through? I’m certain she knows that actions have consequences. You could call her rampage against these poor bots a ‘consequence’.
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JaceDraccus In reply to drake95313 [2020-04-16 08:53:37 +0000 UTC]
I think you might have read that backward.
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