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Description Just felt like drawing Portia Pierce .

From the journals of AMAZON infantry specialist, Angela Martinez:

"Great.

Another blue haired girl, with delusions of grandeur. Why do they always come after me?

Is it my shampoo?" 
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phantomdotexe [2019-08-19 19:02:32 +0000 UTC]

Is there a rivalry between the various corps?

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JazzySongBird [2019-01-04 05:20:51 +0000 UTC]

So.... is Portia trying to get Martinez's attention.... love traingle? Or In Martinez's case, love square.

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we-r-nomad In reply to JazzySongBird [2019-01-04 12:33:05 +0000 UTC]

Precisely.

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JazzySongBird In reply to we-r-nomad [2019-01-04 14:28:54 +0000 UTC]

So Prin gets a harem for saving people and Martinez gets put in harems for.... well, just existing really.

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we-r-nomad In reply to JazzySongBird [2019-01-04 16:48:35 +0000 UTC]

And being exceptionally hot. Although I suppose I could have some circumstances that explain Portia's fascination.

Portia would've been on hand to magically heal Angie's vocal chord atrophy. (A temporary spell that dissipates as the chords strengthen.)

But it's hard to see where that would've made Portia infatuated with Angie.

The other way around, would make more sense.

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thanotosomega In reply to we-r-nomad [2019-01-04 21:44:13 +0000 UTC]

I suggest having her Admire her for not being scared of Nomoko, since Martinez has seen the true face of the FMP's leader, to Martinez Nomoko isn't the stuff of nightmares, she's a nerd who legit can be made to throw a tantrum because someone left a really scathing review on her self insert Star Trek fanfiction,

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we-r-nomad In reply to thanotosomega [2019-01-04 22:23:24 +0000 UTC]

I like your suggestion about a nerdy Nomoko. That could come in very handy, for the upcoming chapter.

Regarding Angie not being afraid of Nomoko. I'm on the fence about that. I've always envisioned her as having to fight to keep it together, when the Benefactress is encountered, since that creates a very real possibility of her returning to her life of bound servitude.

On the other hand, having Angie roll her eyes, and dismiss someone who can live in outer space, and melt steel with her eyes, as a "clingy ex", is not without a certain appeal.

This will require some thought.

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thanotosomega In reply to we-r-nomad [2019-01-04 23:48:16 +0000 UTC]

Consider this, Martinez has a plan for if she's ever taken back, she was actually planning it for when Nomoko came back from the work that she was on when she was rescued, she's gonna hop right towards Nomoko and her bodyguards at full pace and right when Nomoko throws open her arms to receive the much craved warm welcome, Angie will dive at Bearomir, telling him how she missed him how his virile manly charms have made her rethink her stance on men because no women could compete with him for her heart, and while she's doing this she will savor the sound of Nomoko's sobs as her heart breaks, and then she will drive the final nail in giving eargerly to Nomoko's best friend the thing she had all but begged for and call him captain,

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JC-DiD [2019-01-04 01:19:03 +0000 UTC]

I find it surprising that a Lt. Colonel would be buzzing around a mere Corporal (or is she a Specialist now?  I'm not sure if I misread lore or if you changed Angela's rank tier)


Just how many love hexagons do we have going on here, NOMAD??? 


Nice smugness on Portia!

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we-r-nomad In reply to JC-DiD [2019-01-04 03:24:31 +0000 UTC]

I think I'm going to have to make a Love Hina style flow chart to keep track of all the infatuations, I've got going.

Regarding Portia's "slumming" with a mere enlisted soldier, and an infantry woman to boot? The heart wants what it wants. However, it is an enigma to Coloenel Pierce, why Angie seems reluctant to jump at the chance to be with a senior officer.

Regarding her smugness. She controls the one thing in all the universe that Nomoko fears: magic! I am even considering having a past event in which Nomoko was on the verge of "recruiting" an entire raiding party, until Portia intervened, and single handedly forced the Benefactress into retreat. Such an event would be a permanent ego power up.

I could see her constantly bringing it up, during her campaign of hitting on Angie.

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JC-DiD In reply to we-r-nomad [2019-01-04 05:07:30 +0000 UTC]

I think Nomoko still works best as the all-powerful unstoppable enemy force (though easily distracted by cuties) at this point, so perhaps an incident like what you described above with Portia except Nomoko wasn't there?


I think Portia could still get a massive ego trip if the save she made was significant enough.

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we-r-nomad In reply to JC-DiD [2019-01-04 03:09:01 +0000 UTC]

That just goes to show my lack of knowledge/research on the matter.

I thought that Specialist was a higher enlisted rank than Corporal, primarily because it sounded so much cooler. This in mind, I changed her rank to that of Specialist to suggest that she had received a promotion, since her first appearance in The Raid.

After five minutes of looking into the matter online, I see that both ranks occupy the same E-4 level, but Corporals are on track to become NCO's, where as Specialists are not.

Given Angie's distinguished service, she is definitely on track for promotion, so she should be a Corporal. I'm going to have to go through her appearances and edit the contradiction.

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HoshikoSoyokaze [2019-01-03 15:58:48 +0000 UTC]

To be honest I think she just wants to see Prin in a sailor suit...

Mages be a little degenerate in their interests from time to time considering they spend most of their day in a library.

I bet she smells of old books and desperation.

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JC-DiD In reply to HoshikoSoyokaze [2019-01-04 01:14:45 +0000 UTC]

She already HAS!



Oh wait, did you mean Martinez?

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HoshikoSoyokaze In reply to JC-DiD [2019-01-04 02:46:11 +0000 UTC]

I meant *again*.

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JC-DiD In reply to HoshikoSoyokaze [2019-01-04 03:59:54 +0000 UTC]

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we-r-nomad In reply to HoshikoSoyokaze [2019-01-04 03:32:30 +0000 UTC]

You're saying Portia wants to see Prin in a sailor suit?

I mean Angie certainly would, but Portia was never fond of a flatline, like Prin desecrating the uniform by placing it upon her person.

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HoshikoSoyokaze In reply to we-r-nomad [2019-01-04 03:50:51 +0000 UTC]

most people with a fetish completely reject the object of their obsession if they get any inkling someone could be watching.

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we-r-nomad In reply to HoshikoSoyokaze [2019-01-04 04:16:23 +0000 UTC]

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KittyNinee [2019-01-03 13:55:05 +0000 UTC]

So absolutely adorable 

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K-a-r-y-u [2019-01-03 12:21:18 +0000 UTC]

You need to do Portia a bit more.
Also Prin should leave her bound and gagged somehow (Carried off or stuffed somewhere) so she doesn't get in the way

Always a fan of things like that happening, like the idea of Yuri beating Kei and keeping her bound up is something always in my mind xD

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hippo2 [2019-01-03 07:56:33 +0000 UTC]

The other blue-haired girl being that notorious benefactor?

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we-r-nomad In reply to hippo2 [2019-01-03 16:26:34 +0000 UTC]

Yup!

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yooged [2019-01-03 06:23:41 +0000 UTC]

I love Portia! That smugness just does something for me.

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we-r-nomad In reply to yooged [2019-01-03 06:58:27 +0000 UTC]

The smugness is earned. She's a duel weilder.

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thanotosomega [2019-01-03 06:09:17 +0000 UTC]

Angie is going to be so disappointed when after Prin walks up and punches Portia, she finds out that Prin did it because she hates Portia not because she was jealous of another girl macking on her,

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we-r-nomad In reply to thanotosomega [2019-01-03 06:27:03 +0000 UTC]



I love this idea.

Although Angie would probably be too busy swooning to listen to reason, and chalk up Prin's reality check to either modesty of tsundere-hood.

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thanotosomega In reply to we-r-nomad [2019-01-03 06:46:02 +0000 UTC]

And then after they leave Portia can pull out a locket with a picture of Prin in it and swoon herself over how she hates how she loves her, then we hear heavy breathing, and Portia punches Nomoko in the face,

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we-r-nomad In reply to thanotosomega [2019-01-03 06:51:16 +0000 UTC]

Considering that Portia's the only AMAZON who can take Nomoko one on one, it would be interesting to one day see them square off over Martinez.

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thanotosomega In reply to we-r-nomad [2019-01-03 07:01:12 +0000 UTC]

it ends with them both depressed eating ice cream together and crying when they see Angie was ignoring their epic battle because Prin was just standing there, playing Poker with Nomoko's Dragonslavers,

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we-r-nomad In reply to thanotosomega [2019-01-04 04:22:11 +0000 UTC]

Nomoko is found of drowning her sorrows in pints of ice cream. She picnics on the outer hull of her flagship, and eats the vacuum hardened pints, like apples. (Even bites through the wrapping.)

Portia could still share the treats by using magic to adapt to deep space, but I doubt she'd wish to be that close to a vessel which uses magic as a fuel source.

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thanotosomega In reply to we-r-nomad [2019-01-04 04:34:43 +0000 UTC]

Imagine how annoyed the Dragonslavers would be if Nomoko walks into the ship with the most dangerous enemy mage in existence and orders them all to stand down, because on this day she and Nomoko are sisters in their grief,

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we-r-nomad In reply to thanotosomega [2019-01-04 19:29:27 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, about that.

I don't see that lasting too long, if Portia is invited inside Leviathan, especially when you consider the state of the one serving the ice cream. 

Mature Content

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thanotosomega In reply to we-r-nomad [2019-01-04 21:51:02 +0000 UTC]

I'm just aiming for a rule of funny driven gag,

semi important side note, are their any drawings of the magic draining devices used to power ships? i already designed a custom one but having the real model to work from would be nice

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we-r-nomad In reply to thanotosomega [2019-01-04 22:24:39 +0000 UTC]

I have no drawn it to date, but considering that an upcoming scene will take place on Leviathan, I am going to have to get cracking and design it.

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thanotosomega In reply to we-r-nomad [2019-01-04 23:01:59 +0000 UTC]

Please do, the version i have feels a bit to sexualized even for a Nomoko custom model, and since Soul Pained centers on the machine having something to work with would be a huge help,

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ryuumi20 [2019-01-03 05:24:15 +0000 UTC]

Angela's expression is cute.

She's thinking: "I hope this one isn't as CRAZY as the other one

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we-r-nomad In reply to ryuumi20 [2019-01-04 19:21:52 +0000 UTC]

To bad, she kind of is.

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ryuumi20 In reply to we-r-nomad [2019-01-14 04:15:49 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Night-Miner [2019-01-03 05:14:29 +0000 UTC]

Mmmmmmm  

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coredumperror [2019-01-03 05:12:21 +0000 UTC]

Well, Angela, you just need to remember what Strongbad says:


"You gotta have blue hair!"


Angela's expression is friggin' hilarious, btw!

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we-r-nomad In reply to coredumperror [2019-01-04 19:20:46 +0000 UTC]

Strongbad?!

is he still around?

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coredumperror In reply to we-r-nomad [2019-01-04 20:07:24 +0000 UTC]

To a small extent, yes. The Homestar Runner YouTube channel still releases at least one new video a year, for Halloween. And they've been posting old Strong Bad Emails and some of their old DVD extras up there occasionally, too.

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we-r-nomad In reply to coredumperror [2019-01-04 22:36:39 +0000 UTC]

He had a YouTube channel? Wow, a lot has changed since 2004.

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coredumperror In reply to we-r-nomad [2019-01-05 00:34:34 +0000 UTC]

Yep, though I think they started it primarily as an archival method for their old content. It's actually relatively new.

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