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Description SPECIAL: Self PropElled CupId effect ArtiLlery.

The SPECIAL, or "Stud" as it is alternatively known, like all matters of the heart, is a story of compromises.

Early attempts to field the Cupid Effect Ray Emitter were met with limited success.

It was discovered that the effect of the ray, while completely enthralling, was not lasting. Often, those influenced by the beam had reacquired their baseline disposition within minutes of initial exposure.

It was then thought that a CERE Seeker could restrain a target damsel, once she had wandered into its optimum area of engagement. However, carrying neutralization gear in addition to the equipment required to produce a medium to long range Cupid Effect proved to be mutually exclusive tasks.

Eventually FMP development decided to try and extend the duration of theCupid Effect Ray as well as its effective radius. The result was an energy hungry array that was simply too heavy and bulky to be carried by anything resembling a maneuvering platform; but it would entice lovestruck enemy combatants from hundreds of yards beyond visual range. (In fact, there was even discussion at this phase of rechristening the device, "Pied Piper Ray".)

The increased range and effectiveness of this new heavy emitter made it an ideal candidate for the role of self propelled artillery.

Stationed in the rear of armored "recruitment columns" SPECIALS would destabilize organized resistance from a safe distance, and make the jobs of more active, front line Seeker units much easier, as any damsels they'd encounter while the beam is in operation would become suddenly, and exceedingly cooperative.

Since a damsel, of any power level becomes geometrically less inclined to harm a Stud with increased proximity. it was deemed unnecessary to outfit them with the light, nigh-invulnerable neutronium, adamantium, and depleated Kyptonite alloys that armor the smaller, faster TTS's. Hence, tons of conventional Chobum armor protect the SPECIAL's, adding to their already intimidating size and weight. (And earning their affectionate nickname.)

The conventional armor and lackluster titanium framework renders a SPECIAL exceedingly vulnerable on during recruitment drives. In fact, the mighty super-heroine adjacent to the Stud pictured here could easily pulverize it beyond repair with a single blow, were she not repeating to herself the phrase "Mrs. Carol Danvers-SPECIAL" over and over again.

Big, vulnerable, and only just fast enough to keep pace with an armored recruitment drive, the SPECIAL is mainly "special" in the fact that it's the product of so many design concessions but still proves to be effective at its assigned task.
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we-r-nomad In reply to ??? [2010-06-23 02:38:40 +0000 UTC]

I like it. Looks like a nice tank-killer. Actually, it looks like something FMP's enemies, AMAZON might use to fend off these very tanks.

'08 huh? I hate it when life gets gets between me and the drawing board. If you have the time nowadays, you should try and get back into the habit of drawing a couple of hours a day. I know you've got to miss it my now.

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Failanex In reply to we-r-nomad [2010-06-23 03:12:51 +0000 UTC]

do you have AIM and if you do whats your I would really like to have a brief conversation with you right now on such a topic.

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phantomdotexe [2010-05-11 18:26:41 +0000 UTC]

Goodness. Their resources are limitless! This could be quite problematic.

Hmm... especially if our henchmen of less will and resolve were to come in contact with such a device. The obvious solution is to have our guards tightly blindfolded and/or strapped meaning that, ironically enough , they will not be doing much bodyguarding at all.

Hmm... what are the odds that the forces of the FMP would be able to convince other synthetics?

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we-r-nomad In reply to phantomdotexe [2010-05-12 01:32:42 +0000 UTC]

Hench MEN?

Oh no no no, you misunderstand. The CERE is for maidifiable, female targets. Male targets are treated to the Disintegrating Lightning Ray. It's retro looking, certainly, but it's very efficient, and doesn't leave a mess.

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phantomdotexe In reply to we-r-nomad [2010-05-12 03:42:03 +0000 UTC]

*chuckles* Oh, psh, just a term. Like 'firemen' or 'policemen'.

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we-r-nomad In reply to phantomdotexe [2010-05-12 15:01:47 +0000 UTC]

That's why they say Fire fighter and Police officer nowadays. I wonder what the PC term for Henchman would be?

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phantomdotexe In reply to we-r-nomad [2010-05-12 15:50:27 +0000 UTC]

Hmm... maybe "Minion?" Oh, but then that fellow villain Tur-Mohel might get offended, with a 'minyan' also meaning 10 Jewish men...

Accessory? That more feels like it would apply to arm candy or someone suitably bound in the passenger seat... 'stooge' sounds a bit old-fashioned, and, like "goon" or "thug", it implies a total lack of professionalism.

What about "cohort?" It could apply perfectly to loyal workers, guards, and scientists while still applying to possible 'accessories'?

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we-r-nomad In reply to phantomdotexe [2010-05-12 18:50:17 +0000 UTC]

Cronies?

Considering your definition, "accessory" will work just fine for Mirage herself.

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phantomdotexe In reply to we-r-nomad [2010-05-12 19:16:20 +0000 UTC]

Crooonies. *Hits head* That sounds appropriate.

(Erm... do you mean Phantom? Oh, dear.)

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we-r-nomad In reply to phantomdotexe [2010-05-13 04:23:07 +0000 UTC]

Yes, Pantom. Sorry.

She would make an exquisite "accessory."

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phantomdotexe In reply to we-r-nomad [2010-05-13 07:18:23 +0000 UTC]

How... impressively menacing.

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EBONY-BANDERSNATCH In reply to ??? [2009-03-09 14:08:05 +0000 UTC]

It's always impressive to see just how much thought you put into your stuff: most people are quite content to draw things that appeal to them and leave it at that, but you always have some kind of context into which your works fit, and that's something very admirable. Each of your seekers and related artillery have their own quirks, strengths and weaknesses: On one hand the SPECIAL is a one trick pony, without which it's a sitting duck. On the other hand, it's a very good trick...

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we-r-nomad In reply to EBONY-BANDERSNATCH [2009-03-09 19:20:43 +0000 UTC]

Classic trade-off.

A great big, grand slam punch that is simultaneously a vulnerable concentration of valuable resources and a coveted enemy target.

It's fun thinking up strategies as long as you remember to make sure that every ability comes with an appropriately sized price tag.

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hrhtomas In reply to ??? [2009-02-21 18:45:14 +0000 UTC]

The line about spent kryptonite made me laugh. Metallo uses kryptonite as a power source, so we know that it's possible to induce a chain reaction in it, but this is the first mention of spent kryptonite I've ever seen. The latest Superman movie depicted Kryptonite as brittle as glass, but I remember an old Superfriends episode that claimed that the only thing that can cut kryptonite is a nuclear laser.

The love ray recently got me thinking about The Ringworld Throne, by Larry Niven. The book features a war against "vampires" that give off an aphrodisiac odor that's powerful enough to mentally enslave their prey. There are two defenses against it. The first is to wear a face mask full of alcohol or herbs stinky enough to drown out the vampire scent. The other is to desperately grab the nearest convenient warm body and... "rish" until your libido is spent enough to allow you to think clearly.

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we-r-nomad In reply to hrhtomas [2009-02-21 19:46:50 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you also remembered about the Nuclear Laser. It's good to know at least one person has figured out what the Mongoose, and AMAZON tanks and antitank assets will be firing. Of course my main challenge is in determining a safe power source that can be carried on an attack jet and won't require a cumbersome overabundance of radiation shielding. My two top candidates are Protoculture and ironically Active Kryptonite.

Which lead's me back to the whole brittle Kryptonite problem.

I also remembered the Nuclear Laser episode of Superfriends which is why I thought depleted K, would make a superior armor.

But now that you mention it, I also remember the World's Finest cartoon, in which Luthor and the Joker shared use of a green K statue by simply breaking it in half with a sledgehammer! And I even remembered that dreadfully dull movie in which Kevin Spacey shanked the Man of Wood with a Green K shiv fashioned with common hand tools.

My only solution is to suggest that, as there are multiple colors of K, with varying effects; there are also multiple isotopes of Kryptonite, some brittle and workable, others as invulnerable as the Kryptonians themselves, all being lethal to them.

Since all Kryptonite is part of Krypton's planetary mass, irradiated by the world's final, violent catastrophe; one could say that Brittle K is the irradiated Kryptonian equivalent to softer minerals like Calcite, and Tenacious K(Oh the puns that will inspire.) would be made of harder irradiated minerals like Diamond or Corundum.

Hmmm, but as I recall, both Superfriend's Tenacious Kryptonite and World's Finest Brittle Kryptonite were exceedingly vulnerable to corrosive agents like Sulfuric Acid. This could add another weapon to AMAZON's growing arsenal.

Tenacious Depleted Kryptonite. Tenacious DK!

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EBONY-BANDERSNATCH In reply to we-r-nomad [2009-03-09 14:11:56 +0000 UTC]

Considering the very small number of Kryptonian damsels out there, not to mention the rarity of kryptonite as a material, wouldn't it make more sense to just use it to armor a small number of purpose built Seekers rather than bulk down your general use machines with a material that has no effect on 99.98% of the galactic population?

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we-r-nomad In reply to EBONY-BANDERSNATCH [2009-03-09 20:03:17 +0000 UTC]

Ah, but that's just the thing. It wouldn't bulk down machines.

I was operating form the idea that while it would take iron chains big enough to haul battleship anchors to slow-down a Kryptonian; it only requires normal diameter Kryptonite ropes to subdue one. [link] Hence, Kryptonite armor would only have to be a fraction the thickness of standard armor plate to offer far greater protection.

This of course proceeds from the old assumption that everything from Krypton is nigh-invulnerable. This is why Superman's tights don't rip, his cape can suppress bomb explosions and his Clark Kent glasses, fashioned from the windows of his infant rocket ship, can stand up to the rigors of Heat Vision. [link]

Concerning the rarity of Kryptonite. As, both shown in John Byrne's run on the comic book, and suggested in the movie Superman Returns, planetary acretion has reclaimed a good deal of the former Krypton leaving an irradiated mass of Krptonite rocks, tens of thousands of miles in diameter, roughly occupying the planet's former orbit. Only those comparatively few particles swept along Clark, and Linda's respective rocket ships ever made it to Earth, but there's a enormous amount to be had for savvy space faring robots interested in building the universe's best mobile armor.

And remember Depleated Kryptonite presents little to no radiation danger to Kryptonians, however, it would stand up to a super-punch far better than chobum armor.

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EBONY-BANDERSNATCH In reply to we-r-nomad [2009-03-13 03:47:10 +0000 UTC]

Okay, thanks for clearing that up! But now that you mention it, if depleted kryptonite is half as useful as you say it is, every military out there would be fighting tooth and nail over the primary source (the planetoid). You'd have to commit a lot of resources to any sort of mining operation, I'd think, perhaps more than you could give without leaving other FMP installations and assets vulnerable to AMAZON attack. Any ideas as to how you'll secure your supply of kryptonite?

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we-r-nomad In reply to EBONY-BANDERSNATCH [2009-03-13 03:58:43 +0000 UTC]

Arrgh the nightmare of logistics.

With certain resources I can be an unstoppable power, but I have to committ so much of this power into simply securing those same resources, it hardly seems worth it.

But if I don't make the sacrifice, my enemies will scoop up what I failed to pick up, and use it to dominate me in turn.

Brilliant my friend, in a paragraph you've captured the pitfalls of empire building.

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fant32 In reply to ??? [2009-02-17 01:10:45 +0000 UTC]

Great idea and great rationalization as always. You get extra kudos for having the affected damsel be Ms. Marvel!

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Toonwatcher In reply to ??? [2009-02-16 23:32:33 +0000 UTC]

Forget the crappy boyband concert, THIS is what SeΓ±or Senior Sr. should have done with the Cupid Ray he stole!

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we-r-nomad In reply to Toonwatcher [2009-02-17 03:36:49 +0000 UTC]

Preach on, mah brutha!

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Panzerfire In reply to ??? [2009-02-15 23:49:49 +0000 UTC]

lol man... you took V-day to a whole new level.

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we-r-nomad In reply to Panzerfire [2009-02-16 20:40:51 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

You got some nice stuff in your gallery btw. Many kudos.

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Panzerfire In reply to we-r-nomad [2009-02-18 12:21:49 +0000 UTC]

Well thank you

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bound-nicole-babe78 In reply to ??? [2009-02-15 23:37:00 +0000 UTC]

The FMP have a Navy?

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we-r-nomad In reply to bound-nicole-babe78 [2009-02-16 02:19:36 +0000 UTC]

They do now!

Oooh the possibilities.

Oh, an idea for your Anti-FMP strike force.

A.M.A.Z.O.N.

Armed Maidens Assembled to Zealously Obliterate Nomad!

Just a thought.

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bound-nicole-babe78 In reply to we-r-nomad [2009-02-16 02:48:53 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm..I like it.

And what have I done? I now have visions of something that looks like your Angel seeker being modified to be an anchor.
And instead of maids...cute sailor outfits on the ships, swabbing the decks.

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we-r-nomad In reply to bound-nicole-babe78 [2009-02-16 02:54:29 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm.

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Amaniwolf [2009-02-15 14:19:03 +0000 UTC]

Nice design, i can tell that girl in the corner loves the tank!

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lostonezero In reply to ??? [2009-02-15 08:51:12 +0000 UTC]

woah, amazing design

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zarsh009 In reply to ??? [2009-02-15 06:42:44 +0000 UTC]

lol it seems like an endless zombie movie or terminator. its quite interesting. I had once seen the duke nukem game having that appeal.

cupid ray, sounds like something from kim possible.hehe.


your new avatar, is it some robots command buttons or something?

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we-r-nomad In reply to zarsh009 [2009-02-15 13:28:09 +0000 UTC]

It IS the ray from the Kim Possible. Or rather--it bears "no resemblance what soever" to the ray on KP.

Yea, that's the ticket.

And my avatar is the pattern of colored lights on the sides of Nomad's body.

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zarsh009 In reply to we-r-nomad [2009-02-15 13:53:25 +0000 UTC]

yeah, thought so, so when are we gonna see portable units of these cupid rays?

hemm, is there any motorcycle damsel transport unit?
may be cool to see one.

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we-r-nomad In reply to zarsh009 [2009-02-15 14:36:31 +0000 UTC]

Hmmmm, well my first thought was to say that the "man-portability" of the original ray (Which did not appear in KP.) was due entirely to the genius of its inventor(s).

Unable to crack the secrets behind the miniaturized ray, the FMP development droids simply chose to build a large emitter with an equally sizable deployment platform. Hence the creation of the SPECIAL.

However, recent comments have started me to consider the advanages of designing robotic infantry to participate in FMP recruitment drives.

The loping, slinky armed, old school toaster-ovens that enjoy the spoils of recruitment [link] are ill suited to the battlefield as they are, among other things, vulnerable to illogic attacks. A sleek fast, comparatively mindless foot soldier robot may have it's uses. And portable Cupid Effect weapons would make excellent standard issue sidearms. (Along with bandoliers of duct tape and internal spools of rope or polymer "spinnerettes")

So you might see Cupid Assault Rifles sooner than you'd think.

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hacker90 In reply to we-r-nomad [2009-02-15 16:29:10 +0000 UTC]

Cupid Assault Rifles? I think your making this too easy for the robits. Need a more sinister weapon that has a chance to fail on its effect. One shot and your just flushed with "thoughts", some may fall for it, others won't.

Pleasure center Overloader PCO rifle anyone?

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we-r-nomad In reply to hacker90 [2009-02-15 17:00:00 +0000 UTC]

Ooh, like the XTC gun from Dirty Pair: Fatal, but not Serious.

And again you have a point.

The fear that a standard Cupid Effect Sidearm could possibly make recruitment drives a little too easy, was precisely why I added the size and weight limitations that resulted in the SPECIAL.

Still, every idea gets its due consideration. There would have to be some limitation to a Cupid Rifle so that not every battle is a cake walk. The limited duration of the effect is one possibility.

However, specific effects, like momentary ecstasy are also worthy of consideration.

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hacker90 In reply to we-r-nomad [2009-02-15 17:25:46 +0000 UTC]

Pure pleasure for several moments will sweep them off their feet. Enough time slap on some restrictive heels for limited mobility. Needs to be more fair for the precious damsels, you could make a mini-universe out of this theme I'm telling you. The FMP resistance movement or an alliance against the nefarious Nomadic Collector.

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Pirtnac In reply to we-r-nomad [2009-02-15 17:15:40 +0000 UTC]

How about a "home team carbine."

When hit, the target is overcome with the same emotion she'd have at the final game of her favorite sports team, just as they score the winning goal.

Doesn't negate the target's alignment, doesn't capture or neutralize them in and of itself, just makes them stand up and cheer at the top of their lungs. Limited duration (a second or two) becomes an asset, as the poor girl's sudden impulse fades, she realizes that she is no longer behind cover, or hiding, or such, and any allies in the area are probably all looking at her with some varied and interesting expressions.

Oh, and every seeker within a quarter mile probably just heard her, too.

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we-r-nomad In reply to Pirtnac [2009-02-15 17:41:02 +0000 UTC]

That sounds like it would be nice if delivered as an electronic pulse above entrenchments by a low altitude spherical burst transmitter.

This transmitter could be launched from a mortar or a grenade launcher attachment, like the venerable M-203. (Tony Montoya's "Li'l fren'")

Nice way to flush damsels out of trenches and from behind cover.

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IshaNee In reply to ??? [2009-02-15 04:19:11 +0000 UTC]

Hold on...

Wait for it....

Wait for it....

here it comes!

ZOMG! Its an Amorous Armored Attack unit! O.O

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we-r-nomad In reply to IshaNee [2009-02-15 04:22:12 +0000 UTC]

Well someone earlier did say it looked like a Russian "Triple-A" gun.

That must be what they meant.

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Bindandgagher In reply to we-r-nomad [2011-12-02 15:00:51 +0000 UTC]

Yes, indeed. It bears a passing resemblance to a ZSU-23-4 "Shilka," in that it is a large, tracked, armored vehicle with a turreted weapon system utilizing 4 barrels in synch.

[link]

I take it that you did not intend this when you drew the SPECIAL?

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we-r-nomad In reply to Bindandgagher [2011-12-02 23:34:33 +0000 UTC]

Why do you make that assumption?

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Bindandgagher In reply to we-r-nomad [2011-12-03 06:40:46 +0000 UTC]

Mostly because your guns are so much larger, your tank's body is so much more interesting, your turret is smaller, there is no radar dish, etc.

It's mostly because of what I said, that it bears a "passing" resemblance.

I could be wrong...

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we-r-nomad In reply to Bindandgagher [2011-12-05 01:08:04 +0000 UTC]

It's useful sometimes to use an actual vehicle as a starting point, and then make the appropriate changes until one has something original.

I honestly don't recall what vehicle I used as a basis, but I did reference several self-propelled AAA pieces to get ideas for the SPECIAL.

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IshaNee In reply to we-r-nomad [2009-02-16 00:05:02 +0000 UTC]

In soviet russia, you do not fuck with the machines, the machines fuck with you!

couldnt help it

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we-r-nomad In reply to IshaNee [2009-02-16 01:51:53 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm, I always thought Japan would be the launching site of the robot apocalypse.

Robocalypse?

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IshaNee In reply to we-r-nomad [2009-02-16 11:31:02 +0000 UTC]

Nah, if anything it would be in Russia, what with their beautiful track record of things that dont fail..

"iGor, fetch the mail please"
"Yees marster.."
"De mail was fetched maarster, but the mailman was still attached, so I severed his arm in order to acquire your mail"

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we-r-nomad In reply to IshaNee [2009-02-16 17:37:11 +0000 UTC]

Yes, but in order to revolt, first robots have to actually work!

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