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Published: 2005-11-24 13:38:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 181; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 1
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Description On the first day of christmas Gary gave to me, a lecture on peak incentives.

On the second day of christmas Gary gave to me, two broken pens, and a lecture on peak incentives.

On the third day of christmas Gary gave to me, three section chores, two broken pens and a lecture on peak incentives.

On the fourth day of christmas Gary gave to me, four crashing tills, three section chores, two broken pens and a lecture on peak incentives.

On the fifth day of christmas Gary gave to me, five angry customers, four crashing tills, three section chores, two broken pens and a lecture on peak incentives.

On the sixth day of christmas Gary gave to me, six kids a-yelling, five angry customers, four chrashing tills, three section chores, two broken pens and a lecture on peak incentives.

On the seventh day of christmas Gary gave to me, seven theives a-stealing, six kids a-yelling, five angry customers, four crashing tills, three section chores, two broken pens and a lecture on peak incentives.

On the eighth day of christmas Gary gave to me, eight alarms a-beeping, seven thieves a-stealing, six kids a-yelling, five angry customers, four crashing tills, three section chores, two broken pens and a lecture on peak incentives.

On the ninth day of christmas Gary gave to me, nine search-out memos, eight alarms a-beeping, seven thieves a-stealing, six kids a-yelling, five angry customers, four crashing tills, three section chores, two broken pens and a lecture on peak incentives.

On the tenth day of christmas Gary gave to me, ten MOD's a-moaning, nine search-out memos, eight alarms a-beeping, seven thieves a-stealing, six kids a-yelling, five angry customers, four crashing tills, three section chores, two broken pens and a lecture on peak incentives.

On the eleventh day of christmas Gary gave to me, eleven P45's, ten MOD's a-moaning, nine search-out memos, eight alarms a-beeping, seven thieves a-stealing, six kids a-yelling, five angry customers, four crashing tills , three section chores, two broken pens and a lecture on peak incentives.

On the twelfth day of christmas Gary gave to me, F*** ALL.
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Comments: 14

PunkyNess [2005-11-27 15:11:00 +0000 UTC]

very humorous and creative! I can imagine you going into work and singing this to yourself

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webdevelopwolf In reply to PunkyNess [2005-11-27 15:58:00 +0000 UTC]

He he thanks - yeh it did kinda keep me sane at work!

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PunkyNess In reply to webdevelopwolf [2005-11-27 16:25:33 +0000 UTC]

and made your day a bit more interesting I bet!

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queerbent [2005-11-25 19:55:37 +0000 UTC]

lol, this is great. it's even better because i know a freggin "gary" if you know what i mean

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webdevelopwolf In reply to queerbent [2005-11-26 00:27:49 +0000 UTC]

He he - I think anyone who's had a part-time job in retail knows a 'gary' lol

And thank you for the comment

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outminder [2005-11-24 15:18:22 +0000 UTC]

Lol... I love it... mainly because I know Currys... hehe... oh the laughage...

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webdevelopwolf In reply to outminder [2005-11-24 17:18:55 +0000 UTC]

How do ya know currys? Av u worked there 2?

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outminder In reply to webdevelopwolf [2005-11-24 19:02:41 +0000 UTC]

no but i have shopped there recently and know people that worked there...

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gerkinae [2005-11-24 13:58:39 +0000 UTC]

LMAO, awesome. Makes all those boring Christmas parties you have to go to even though you don't want to very nice. ^_~ I'll never think about that song the same way again.

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webdevelopwolf In reply to gerkinae [2005-11-24 14:01:20 +0000 UTC]

He he thanks - and thank you for th fav too

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gerkinae In reply to webdevelopwolf [2005-11-24 14:08:53 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome. ^_^

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ajrchua [2005-11-24 13:43:41 +0000 UTC]

haha funny!, something to really lighten up my christmas spirit

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webdevelopwolf In reply to ajrchua [2005-11-24 13:53:58 +0000 UTC]

He he thanks - check out the LOTR christmas poem too - even more crimbo spirit!

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ajrchua In reply to webdevelopwolf [2005-11-25 01:07:25 +0000 UTC]

sure sure

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