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Entry Three: Spearow Attack

At first I thought this whole journey thing could be fun. I mean what can be wrong with free food and after-dinner entertainment every meal (or every 5 minutes, depends which comes first I suppose)? I'll tell you what, a pack of angry spearows, that's what.

I'd just put my pen down from writing my last entry when Ash thought throwing a rock at a spearows head would be his idea of fun. Let me assure you folks – it's not. Well it might be his but it certainly isn't mine and I've got the scars to prove it! And who had to try and calm the raging bird down? Muggins here, that's who. Usually I wouldn't have bothered but it started on me! Guess it was jealous or something, I don't know why he can have Ash, I'd be off the journey but at this point I wasn't really bothered!

So I turned around and shouted 'Now look here you, calm down. Don't make me shock you' at him as he was taking another dive. I thought I was pretty intimidating, but not enough. He just kept on coming! I had no choice, I didn't want to hurt him, but a Spearow with a sore head is like...well…a Spearow with a soar head. I let out a short blast of electricity, which seemed to send it off.

I dusted myself off and turned around to give the grand master Pokemon trainer a damn good talking to, but just before I could speak I found myself flying out of the tree. I was actually fun for the first few seconds, but then I had a realization, I had to hit the floor at some point. HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!

My poor yellow backside is still sore. But before I even had chance to think about my arse there were hundreds of them, (well 50…ok ok 30…maybe 20…more likely 10), all poking me and looking at me. It was like being back at Perv-essor Oaks except painful and not mentally damaging. I was just about to make my great escape when Ash pulled me up and started running with me in his arms. I could have taken em if that great big fairy didn't run away.

I couldn't quite tell what was happening after that, my head was a bit woozy, but I'll do my best. We came into a quiet clearing and I remember hearing a river and high pitched voice, not wait more like a shrill. It was yelling something about a bike. Next minute I felt like I was floating. Maybe Ash stole her bike; I wouldn't put it past him.

Next thing I remember I was scraping across the floor. It seemed to wake me up slightly; I opened my eyes and saw Ash lying on the floor, the Spearows getting closer and closer…tense yet? You know if this was Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, I'd be going to a commercial break now.

Someone had to do something otherwise we'd be beak-ed to death (or turn to mush from Ash's speech). So step up your larger-than-life Pika. I released all of my energy into one huge bolt and scared 'em off. Go me!

When the dust had settled and the Spearows had gone I saw the weirdest thing. I'm still not sure if I was dreaming, but I swear I saw a giant bird Pokemon that I've never seen before. It looked more mystical than another other bird I've ever seen, there were sparkles coming off its tail and it shone in the light. What a puff! I'd get laughed out the forest if I sparkled and shone.

Ash picked me up after that and we started out on our way again. I thought I'd play the good little Pikachu and lick him to say thanks for his help. I passed out after that so I'm not sure what happened past that.

But what I do know was just plain weird. I woke up in the Pokemon centre (that's where I am now), but when I woke up all hell had broke loose! There were Pikachu's jumping over me and two strange looking guys wearing white uniforms with a red 'R' on them. They were standing behind two Pokemon (a Koffing and an Ekans), didn't see much of them though, the Pikachus blasted them. Very odd really, Pokemon don't usually attack humans, well unless the village idiot throws rocks at them. Oh please don't tell me he's been at it again.

When the smoke cleared, I stood up to see what was going on and there was Ash facing them down (surprisingly without a rock). The Pikachus came all piled next to me, they told me something was wrong and that these people were trying to steal Pokemon. So I turned to Ash to tell him I needed power from somewhere. He really is slow, isn't he? Poor thing. He got it in the end though, bless. He pedaled as hard as he could on some sort of ruined bicycle, I have no idea where it came from and I'm not going to ask – with him it could be from anywhere.

Anyways, when I built up enough energy I give those uniform guys what for! Blasted 'em right out of the building, but unfortunately I kind of took the building with them. Thankfully though no-one minded and at least it got rid of the bad guys, they won't be back in a hurry.

You know, he might be slow and bit annoying but Ash isn't really a bad guy. I reckon when I've trained him he'll be quite a catch. Well for a human.

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Entry Three: Spearow Attack

At first I thought this whole journey thing could be fun. I mean what can be wrong with free food and after-dinner entertainment every meal (or every 5 minutes, depends which comes first I suppose)? I'll tell you what, a pack of angry spearows, that's what.

I'd just put my pen down from writing my last entry when Ash thought throwing a rock at a spearows head would be his idea of fun. Let me assure you folks – it's not. Well it might be his but it certainly isn't mine and I've got the scars to prove it! And who had to try and calm the raging bird down? Muggins here, that's who. Usually I wouldn't have bothered but it started on me! Guess it was jealous or something, I don't know why he can have Ash, I'd be off the journey but at this point I wasn't really bothered!

So I turned around and shouted 'Now look here you, calm down. Don't make me shock you' at him as he was taking another dive. I thought I was pretty intimidating, but not enough. He just kept on coming! I had no choice, I didn't want to hurt him, but a Spearow with a sore head is like...well…a Spearow with a soar head. I let out a short blast of electricity, which seemed to send it off.

I dusted myself off and turned around to give the grand master Pokemon trainer a damn good talking to, but just before I could speak I found myself flying out of the tree. I was actually fun for the first few seconds, but then I had a realization, I had to hit the floor at some point. HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!

My poor yellow backside is still sore. But before I even had chance to think about my arse there were hundreds of them, (well 50…ok ok 30…maybe 20…more likely 10), all poking me and looking at me. It was like being back at Perv-essor Oaks except painful and not mentally damaging. I was just about to make my great escape when Ash pulled me up and started running with me in his arms. I could have taken em if that great big fairy didn't run away.

I couldn't quite tell what was happening after that, my head was a bit woozy, but I'll do my best. We came into a quiet clearing and I remember hearing a river and high pitched voice, not wait more like a shrill. It was yelling something about a bike. Next minute I felt like I was floating. Maybe Ash stole her bike; I wouldn't put it past him.

Next thing I remember I was scraping across the floor. It seemed to wake me up slightly; I opened my eyes and saw Ash lying on the floor, the Spearows getting closer and closer…tense yet? You know if this was Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, I'd be going to a commercial break now.

Someone had to do something otherwise we'd be beak-ed to death (or turn to mush from Ash's speech). So step up your larger-than-life Pika. I released all of my energy into one huge bolt and scared 'em off. Go me!

When the dust had settled and the Spearows had gone I saw the weirdest thing. I'm still not sure if I was dreaming, but I swear I saw a giant bird Pokemon that I've never seen before. It looked more mystical than another other bird I've ever seen, there were sparkles coming off its tail and it shone in the light. What a puff! I'd get laughed out the forest if I sparkled and shone.

Ash picked me up after that and we started out on our way again. I thought I'd play the good little Pikachu and lick him to say thanks for his help. I passed out after that so I'm not sure what happened past that.

But what I do know was just plain weird. I woke up in the Pokemon centre (that's where I am now), but when I woke up all hell had broke loose! There were Pikachu's jumping over me and two strange looking guys wearing white uniforms with a red 'R' on them. They were standing behind two Pokemon (a Koffing and an Ekans), didn't see much of them though, the Pikachus blasted them. Very odd really, Pokemon don't usually attack humans, well unless the village idiot throws rocks at them. Oh please don't tell me he's been at it again.

When the smoke cleared, I stood up to see what was going on and there was Ash facing them down (surprisingly without a rock). The Pikachus came all piled next to me, they told me something was wrong and that these people were trying to steal Pokemon. So I turned to Ash to tell him I needed power from somewhere. He really is slow, isn't he? Poor thing. He got it in the end though, bless. He pedaled as hard as he could on some sort of ruined bicycle, I have no idea where it came from and I'm not going to ask – with him it could be from anywhere.

Anyways, when I built up enough energy I give those uniform guys what for! Blasted 'em right out of the building, but unfortunately I kind of took the building with them. Thankfully though no-one minded and at least it got rid of the bad guys, they won't be back in a hurry.

You know, he might be slow and bit annoying but Ash isn't really a bad guy. I reckon when I've trained him he'll be quite a catch. Well for a human.