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Published: 2010-07-22 03:07:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 6842; Favourites: 90; Downloads: 34
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This is the first thing that went through my mind when i first met Charon. it was quickly and cheaply colored because I wanted to submit it T_TRelated content
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Yeah. He's never too cheery. I don't use Charon much.
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Now it's clear how he could resist my character talking to him in PANTIES!
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HAHAHAHHA...
...I always knew that guy was a gay.
Still, GO GHOULS! GO GAYS! YAAAY!....damn this pansy zombie programming...
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*nods* it's his absolute lack of interest in naked boobies and the fact that he looks so FABULOOUUUSS in a prewar bonnet.
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the man looks fab in everything he wears
B^)
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Indeed 
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Lmfao! I love you for this. Instant +60 approval. XD
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lol thank you
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That line should of been added to the game, or added on as some sort of response mod. XD I loved it.
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Me: IF YOU LOVE AZRUKHAL SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU MARRY HIM!?! *comes back later and talks to Azrukhal* where's Charon?
Azzy: He committed suicide
Me: O.O Wtf do you mean?!
Azzy: He was so distraught about people finding out he was a fag he decided to end his life.
Me; O.O *eye twitch then snickers* NO! I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT TO PRETEND TO BE CROWLEY WHILE YOU JERK OFF ON MY BACK!
Azzy: O.O
Me: *she comes back the next day and all the ghouls are dead. She becomes Tenpenny's white knight*
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Lmfao! XD
Oh my god. Now that should of definitely been a Fallout option dialogue. They seriously needed more of it. These sorts of things are a must.
God. I have to say, poor Azzy. Though this is probably a much more fitting way for him to go out. XD
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have him blow his own face to smithereens? XD
Azzy: I AM NOT A FAGGOT! *BAM headshot*
Then you have Tulip who's the only one left and she comes out of her hole.
Tulip: Greta can I get...*stares at the bloody mess* HELL YES!! MY SHOP IS GONNA GET A HELL OF A LOT OF BUSINESS NOW!!! WOOT WOOT!
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XD!!!!!!
Lmfao. Exactly.
And then Charon's head would explode because he can't comprehend what it's like to be free. XD
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He'd be running around shoving his contract off into random people's hands.
Moriarty: What the hells this?
Charon: COMMAND ME!!! TREAT ME LIKE A SLAVE!
Moriarty: Sorry already got a ghoul sex slave
Gob: You can always let me go and take him instead
Moriarty: *snaps a whip* BITCH SHUT UP AND MAKE ME AN APPLE PIE!
Gob: yes sir *walks away crying with a dirty pink apron on*
Moriarty: *folds Charon's contract into a paper airplane and tosses it out the window*
Charon: NO! *runs after it. He finds it and slams it inside a little girls hand* COMMAND ME!!
Girl: O.O...Go away *hands him his contract back*
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Lmfao!
I think the random girl would be like: Mooooooooooooooooooom. ;____;
Poor Charon. I'll take your contract any day. Write nice little scribbles all over it, with pretty unicorns, new laws for you to follow, oh the fun that could be had! Note to self: Must find a random stray to brainwash. XD
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It's funny how his Contract is probably just his name written down on a piece of paper XD
charon: follow my contract
Me:...this is your contract?
Charon: Yes
Me: ....
Charon: Is something the matter?
Me: .... It looks like you were just practicing your signature.
Charon: That's my contract
Me: ...o...k....your name is your contract. That's...pretty dumb.
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Hahahaha. I wouldn't be surprised in the least bit. Just smack dab in the center of the page it says:
CHARON
Nothing else. Blank. Empty. Huge, just to take up space. XD
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Me: Charon...what happens if your contract is destroyed?
Charon: Then I have to kill you. Why?
Me: O.O....well...I...I had to shit, and i thought your contract was a piece of blank paper and I wiped my ass with it ;_;
Charon: D8 Are you serious?
Me: y-y-yeah
Charon: ....
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Lmfao!!
You: Technically it's not destroyed, though... Just a bit... Wet, and brown.
Charon: ...
You: Um. >.>;;
Charon: -___________-
XD
The true reason to his silence!
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lmao XD That would be exactly how it is xD
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I wonder now what would happen if someone handed him one of those Teddy Bears... XD
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He'd be like
Charon: Wtf?
Me: For you
Charon: I don't need this piece of crap *throws it behind him*
Me: ;_; jerk *walks away*
Charon: *waits till she leaves. He runs back and grabs the bear hugging the hell out of it* I'm sorry Mr. Cuddle-bear
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Lmfao!!!
Very nice. I can see that perfectly.
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I cried myself to sleep. ;-; NOT REALLY I have Charon's contract, back off bitchiz XD
(I found this on reaper's favourites, I love the comic strips. I lol'd, lots XD)
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lol thanks
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Personally, I killed the bitch. :')
And then I hid her behind the floodlights in the entrance hall because I'm metal gear like that 8DDDDDD
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lmao XD I didn't want Gob to be sad because if you kill Greta Carol gets sad and if Carol's sad Gob will be sad and I love Gob 
Gob is hawt decaying man meat
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I am sitting in the living room with my dad opposite.
Him: Are you hungry?
Me: Hawt decaying man meat. ROFLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDD
Him: O-o
Me: Sorry. What? Deviantart. Hungry. Yes.
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Urgh, she spoke to me like I was a bit of old bog roll.
Charon pwns Gob.
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Charon pwns Gob...in bed
yeah yeah you see that?
Yes, Greta did speak like a biatch, but without her Carol would have no more sex
That...scares me. Sure they say Ghouls aren't like that but I think it's a lie. They just can't reproduce cuz their ovaries melted but they do it. I know they do O.O
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Yeah actually he does. XDDDDD
Monopoly is just friggin shit, who needs a plastic copy of tenpenny tower anway.
Charon: sore loser.
Me: asshat.
Greta did my tree in, to be fair. Greta: "FUCK OFF I'M ON A BREAK."
Me: Can't touch this.
Greta: Wut.
Me: Hammer time. *smash*
They have to, it'd be weird otherwise. Like I can't imagine how a lot of guys could live without their peenies.
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I guess it's the smell that doesn't make them want to do it because I mean heck, even Nova in Moriarty's says "What? With Gob? I mean I know he'd like to but I'm a whore, my standards aren't exactly high but johnnies that are squishier then me, forget it." basically, so he does have the know hows of the horizontal-mambo. I think it's just the smell that turns them off.
Winthrop: It fucking stinks down here
Me: Soap it does wonders
Winthrop: You try losing your skin then using soap.
Me: Yes, it stings, but it would keep it from getting infected, and smelling bad
Winthrop: ...*starts flirting* You smell good
Me: Yes, you know that thing I mentioned earlier? Soap?
Winthrop: You're a bitch
I'm just glad they don't have humungus sex drives. I'd hate to be that one half naked smooth-skin to walk in. All the men would turn Feral at that moment, start racing at the poor girl like a bleeding to death fat man in a mall of zombies. They'd all be killing eachother just for a squish of booby...and Charon would just stand off to the side and watch while they all killed eachother, then kill off the last of the survivors, and he'd win.
*Sigh* i wish that would happen to me =_=
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If that happened to me, I would be so happy. ;-;
I swore I'd never get this bad. Don't tell the missus. But I would, serious. XDDDD
Gawd though sydney would be like nova for underworld. Yeah I found she goes to underworld if you don't blow her head off. Blow her head off. It's fun.
Charon is my bitch. Swear. XD
I could take the smell.
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I was talking to my friend and it went like this:
Me: God i luv Ghouls <3
Friend: Ur sick
Me: I wanna see Gob naked
Friend: Ew
Me: ON my bed
Friend: *puke*
Me: with his ass in the air
Friend: What the hell is your problem? You do know they're like...decaying...right?
Me: Yuh, that makes them hawt, pre-lubed
Friend: You should be shot
Me: I wanna be gang-banged by every ghoul in Underworld
Friend: O.O
Me: Except the one with the lop-sided eyes. I might confused him if I move to fast
Friend: o.o
Me: I wonder if he had leprosy before he turned into a ghoul? All the radiation firmed up his melting face
Friend: You're awful
Me: Did you notice there are no black Ghouls?
Friend: Of course not, they kept stealing and Charon had to shoot them
Me: D:
Friend: What?
Me: Racist bastard!
My friend thinks they're disgusting ;_;
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I...I think I love you...xD
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lol, glad to see my awkward loves are shared xD
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If I had the balls, I'd probably say something pretty close to that too...'specially the part where you talk about Gob xD I call dibs on him <3
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Yes, you may call dibs on him, but when you're sleeping, the mysterious visitor will come in and violate your property. You'll wake up and there he'll be, crying hysterically. You'll be all like "Gobbie baby, what's wrong?" And he'll be like "I woke up with my hands tied over my head, my ass in the air, a ghoul in armor with his arms crossed at the end of the bed, a dog humping my leg and a banana in my ass. I thought it was a nightmare but when I tried to wake up I found I was already awake!" And when he puts his head on your shoulder for comfort from his horrible night, THERE! I'll jump out from your closet with a mask on, my arm fully outstretched, my finger extended! And I will scream "YOU MOANED LIKE A WHORE!" And YOU will not know it's me! No, NO you won't! I will have my identity completely disguised except for my t-shirt that will say "Hello, I'm that girl from deviantart who told you her plan in full length detail!" (I wear 2-XL shirts if ur wondering because I like looking like I'm in a dress) and behind me will be my faithful decaying man servant who won't let me touch his ass! And he will be like: "Come on Willow let's go, you're embarrassing me" And I will just shrug and walk away like nothing happened.
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Oh yeah? Well one day, your faithful manservant will HAVE to use the john, so when he goes to the bathroom, you'll have to wait outside. He'll lock the restroom door behind him and step over to the urinal, then I'll jump out of a toilet with a bull whip, screaming "AT LAST I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE, BITCH." And a half hour later, he'll come out without any clothes on and pale faced, but won't tell you of the dreadful horrors I subjected him to! I WILL HAVE VIOLATED YOUR PROPERTY NOW, WOMAN Then, I run out of the bathroom with his underpants on my head, laughing like a crazy mook, trip over a park bench, fall on my face and end up with a mouthful of dirt and dead grass. See? I got this all planned out xD
Oh, and Gob's somewhere in the background laughing his willy ghoul ass off
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Pffft, I do worse to Charon, You wouldn't even be able to touch the sides. (anal violation reference)
AND JOKES ON YOU! I order Charon NOT to wear panties! HA Ha HA!
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Well...I...uh...*steals Charon's shotgun, runs away* SUCKAH! TIS MINE NOW, BITCHES!!
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