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Published: 2018-06-07 09:42:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 103182; Favourites: 1907; Downloads: 167
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Description Life found a way, to make me cough out more cash for more JW movies


I just saw "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom" yesterday and decided to make a little review about it. This took me 5 hours on a rush this morning, so no Easter Eggs this time, and pardon the crudeness of the quality.

[SLIGHT SPOILER ALERT]

So I'm a big "Jurassic Park" fan, and I later came to appreciate "Jurassic World". So when I first heard about the sequel 2-3 years ago, I was super excited. 
But after finally seeing the film, I'm personally unsure of this sequel. 
For the most part, I felt a little let down, especially with the ending. 
Let's just say, this isn't the last time Chris Pratt will be dawning the Raptor-Handler persona.
But mainly what struck me the most was the treatment of the dinosaurs themselves. This by far is the most emotional time you'll have with the creatures. And I felt it lost the beauty and purpose of "Jurassic Park" . You see, "Jurassic Park" was always about the wonder and glory of these creatures. In this sequel, it didn't seem to honor the creatures as much, in fact, its the opposite, it left them bruised and abused. Unlike previous films where the dinosaurs (in some way or another) take back control of their natural lives, this film hardened on the idea of "dinosaur vs. man" to a heart wrenching degree, which is what Spielberg tried to avoid in his original film. Another thing about JP was the idea of "control", the message being you can't control nature. 
In this movie, they force the idea that man CAN control nature in a violent way, and as a result, opens the door to the suffrage of these creatures. 

There was a scene that really broke my heart, which gave me the same sentiment about Han Solo dying. There is one creature who we've seen from the VERY beginning of Jurassic Park, one who has been featured in all (3) movies, which is considered an one of the iconic characters of the film, who perishes by the lava in this movie. 
If I were the director of this film I would have saved that creature. It is one that welcomed us to the park, and it should have been preserved. Although, sure, it was nature-killing-nature; you had the human element taking these creatures outta the island, they should saved this one as well. 

Any ways, If you've seen the trailer, and if you're a true fan, you'll obviously get the similarities with"Jurassic Park: The Lost World", and it pretty much is, but with a different ending (an ending that is "the beginning of the end" so to speak). 
From characters to dialogue, each scene had reference to "The Lost World", right down to the lack of use of the original "Welcome to Jurassic Park" theme song (which dishearten me a bit).

Now despite my disappointment, there are some good traits to the film. What I enjoyed the most was spotting the many subtle and obvious references to the original Jurassic Park trilogy, as well as seeing the return of iconic characters from Jurassic World. Added to that, a new twist to InGen genetic-cloning research and backstory story (emphasis on cloning). 
The reference to John Hammond's back story and his previously unmentioned business partner was very interesting as well. However I wished they'd have done more, maybe add some flashbacks to to the original Jurassic Park itself. Something along the lines of West World, with Anthony Hopkins. Would have been great to see John Hammond in CGI with a younger James Cromwell (Lockworth).
Another great thing aesthetically is the use of animatronics, prior to the premier, they had mention the use of returning practical effects, and what's cool is that now days you can't actually distinguish which is practical and which is CGI, and I found myself attempting to spot that for this movie. 

But I digress, as mentioned, there's obviously going to be more JW movies. Maybe then we'll we delve into the backstory of pre-Jurassic Park and even further since, as previously mention, there is a new installment to the Jurassic-Genetic story that hasn't been done in prior films (And no, it's not the hybrid...it's certainly not an animal for that matter). So, much like Star Wars, we will have to wait and see where the true story will go. Cause right now, "Fallen Kingdom" just opened the door to a new venture.

Overall though, "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom" was still exciting to watch, despite the critics I made. I think there could have been more to this film; difference of execution. But at the same time, there was just enough to keep me intrigued, and enough to make me a critic - so a fair balance splitting me in the middle. Plus! Can't go wrong with Jeff Goldblum in it. And HEY! In the 20 years he has been detesting this dino park, they sorta listen to him this time. 
I wish there was more of him though, I had hoped he would have had some interaction with the main characters. Hopefully as JW continues, we may see more of Jeff and maybe more of the original JP characters and park. 


So yeah, if you're a JP/ JW fan and have seen the movie, hit me up, love to discuss it with you. Let me know what you think.









Blue (Velociaptor) and Rexy (T-Rex) (characters) © "2015-2018" (Jurassic World 1 & 2) Colin Trevorrow, Frank Marshall, Patrick Crowley, Steven Speilberg, Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, Derek Connolly (based on the novel by: Michael Crichton) (Amblin Entertainment, Legendary Pictures & Universal Pictures ™ )
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invisigerb25 In reply to RobertinoSB [2021-11-28 18:23:31 +0000 UTC]

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RobertinoSB In reply to invisigerb25 [2021-12-11 12:29:47 +0000 UTC]

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steam-dieselpunkpunk [2020-03-02 05:18:06 +0000 UTC]

Rest in piece long necked dinosaur you will forever be missed

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Roninwolf1981 [2019-12-15 17:27:01 +0000 UTC]

I apologize if I haven't commented on this one yet; I was re-arranging my s, and red this to put it in a separate folder.


One of my older gripes about the series was that the original cast seemed to return to either 1 or 2 of the movies, and sometimes hardly with all of them at once, such as Dr. Grant and Dr. Sattler not returning for The Lost World, and Dr. Ian Malcolm not returning for Jurassic Park 3.


The scene where the Brachiosaurus perished during the pyroclastic flow was extremely heartbreaking, seeing such a benign creature being killed off in an emotionally jarring fashion.


The one thing that somewhat got my hopes up with the Jurassic Park franchise was the use of genetic cloning with human subjects.  I've sometimes wondered what would happen if a Raptor fought against a genetically modified supersoldier...

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evaionperez231 [2019-08-28 15:24:33 +0000 UTC]

That is me in a movie theater 😂

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ScoxyThepiratescout [2019-04-29 03:56:43 +0000 UTC]

Your face looks like me 68% of my day, just the pure grumpiness to the point is accurate.

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wolfjedisamuel In reply to ScoxyThepiratescout [2019-04-29 06:37:17 +0000 UTC]

Same!

Except, mine is about 90% of the day

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FangandFNAFFAN2019 [2019-02-25 07:45:16 +0000 UTC]

XD Hahahaha

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CommnderShepard117 [2019-02-14 00:02:35 +0000 UTC]

Are they going to make the third movie be like a World War between humans and dinosaurs?

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FangandFNAFFAN2019 In reply to CommnderShepard117 [2019-02-24 19:20:54 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha nice!

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Owl-Eye-2010 [2019-01-20 21:02:02 +0000 UTC]

Honestly, I found myself liking the movie more than I thought I would. It doesn't have the "wow" factor that made Jurassic World awesome, but Fallen Kingdom's a solid sequel that left me intrigued as to where things will go in the third movie.

Funny pic, BTW. x3

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bangayo [2019-01-15 09:45:59 +0000 UTC]

I don't know why but I find Blue sexy in this pic XD
and each time I go to cinema I am like the t-rex (2m05)
in my opinion (and I love dinosaurs even before the first JP, yes I am old) like in JW, I enjoyed the first part of JW FK the second part remind me resident evil (big manor by night)
and you can kill me if you want but my fav is jurassic park 3 because lot of free dinos on abandonned island chasing humans who try to escape the island is awesome

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bangayo In reply to bangayo [2020-02-02 00:52:09 +0000 UTC]

few days after the previous com, I made a Blue cheerleader XD

youtu.be/NdcQggmcQh0

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aqdrobert [2018-11-15 01:55:58 +0000 UTC]

Jurassic Botanical Gardens: All the ferns, and none of the fangs... A truly safe adventure for the whole family!

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scp08 [2018-10-03 22:09:21 +0000 UTC]

Blue rocks.

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Levilover10 [2018-10-02 09:08:20 +0000 UTC]

Do you do Commissions?

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HunterRichtofen [2018-08-26 21:56:56 +0000 UTC]

 I too love the Jurassic Park movies and Jurassic world but I haven’t seen Jurassic world the Fallen Kingdom but hopefully I’ll see it soon to see how it is

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Mikey1193Drago [2018-08-09 23:07:14 +0000 UTC]

Awesome pic. Blue made me laugh with what she said.

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ColzaneSaicrest [2018-08-05 03:23:52 +0000 UTC]

Cute and funny

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Kuriminaii [2018-07-29 09:47:32 +0000 UTC]

sometimes i feel like that T-rex :')

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DominosPizzaNigga22 [2018-07-27 00:50:41 +0000 UTC]

im gonna shoot up the food court

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BlueEyeShiningDragon [2018-07-25 23:03:43 +0000 UTC]

Blue's face and her dialogue here are reason enough for me to fave this. I cannot stop laughing (that's a good thing).

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invisigerb25 In reply to BlueEyeShiningDragon [2021-11-28 18:26:07 +0000 UTC]

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Anubis-13 [2018-07-23 17:08:29 +0000 UTC]

ha ha ha very good                        

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Jh22784 [2018-07-13 05:42:40 +0000 UTC]

I do love the drawing you did of Blue wolfjedisamuel

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TDManiacXC626 In reply to Jh22784 [2018-07-18 18:33:28 +0000 UTC]

If Benjamin Lockwood survived and got to meet Blue the Raptor and learned of how she, Grady and Claire defeated the Indoraptor, I bet, in a Shout-out to Babe, he’d say, “That’ll do Blue, that’ll do.”

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Jh22784 In reply to TDManiacXC626 [2018-07-19 05:48:52 +0000 UTC]

Yup

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FirestormDangerDash [2018-07-07 06:37:31 +0000 UTC]

I thought the same, forced writing at the end, and not really a big threat from a dino. It was just a larger average one with a built in mechanic. Haha.

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Samkitsune87 [2018-06-27 21:57:08 +0000 UTC]

Very funny

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hansemist [2018-06-27 16:01:48 +0000 UTC]

Get aload of this: 

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TARDIS1039 In reply to hansemist [2018-06-29 06:58:28 +0000 UTC]

Is there a reason you mentioned my work? 

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