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Sometimes, these goddamned pony conspiracy theories really piss me off, and this one of those. "MRS. CAKE CHEATED ON HER HUSBAND!" "MOLESTIA IS CANON!" Now, I could go on for hours about how much I hate Molestia and how disrespectful and insulting she is to the real Celestia, but several other Celestia supporters have already done that and I want to stay on topic.

1. Pumpkin Cake has similar mane, hair, and eye colors of Mr. Cake
2. When babies are born, they do not look like clones of their parents, nor is their hair/eye color a mixture of their parents' hair/eye color.
3.Does Mrs. Cake really look like the type of person who would cheat on her husband?
4. Celestia would never rape any of her subjects, nor is it possible for two females to produce children through sex.
5. If Pound and Pumpkin were both Earth ponies, then they would not have given Pinkie half the trouble they had and therefore, a great majority of the episode's slapstick humor would've been lost.
6. Why are you all so quick to disregard genetics? Just because they live in a magical land doesn't mean that there are no scientific explanations for some things!

I firmly believe that Mr. and Mrs. Cake are a happily married couple with two beautiful children that are both theirs and nothing else. Please tell me there are others who think so too.

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Sometimes, these goddamned pony conspiracy theories really piss me off, and this one of those. "MRS. CAKE CHEATED ON HER HUSBAND!" "MOLESTIA IS CANON!" Now, I could go on for hours about how much I hate Molestia and how disrespectful and insulting she is to the real Celestia, but several other Celestia supporters have already done that and I want to stay on topic.

1. Pumpkin Cake has similar mane, hair, and eye colors of Mr. Cake
2. When babies are born, they do not look like clones of their parents, nor is their hair/eye color a mixture of their parents' hair/eye color.
3.Does Mrs. Cake really look like the type of person who would cheat on her husband?
4. Celestia would never rape any of her subjects, nor is it possible for two females to produce children through sex.
5. If Pound and Pumpkin were both Earth ponies, then they would not have given Pinkie half the trouble they had and therefore, a great majority of the episode's slapstick humor would've been lost.
6. Why are you all so quick to disregard genetics? Just because they live in a magical land doesn't mean that there are no scientific explanations for some things!

I firmly believe that Mr. and Mrs. Cake are a happily married couple with two beautiful children that are both theirs and nothing else. Please tell me there are others who think so too.