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Published: 2014-07-16 07:21:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 804; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 0
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"Okay..." He takes a rather unnecessary deep breath. "I am going to try very hard not to let myself snap in front of everyone and go on a mad murdering spree...." He grits his teeth trying to compose himself. "So, in order to protect you all, I did it earlier..." He pauses. "I'm still fucking starving..."He clears his throat at this. "Now then, I'm going to give you a choice here." He starts. "You and your little, accomplice, can deliberate among yourselves and decide which of you I'm going to eat first. My momentary lapse in stability earlier did no provide enough sustenance to satisfy me so one of you will have to do." He takes another deep breath. "Do try not to keep me waiting, I'm not what you would call a patient man..."
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He growls to himself. "Do forgive me Master but I must implore you to sear that image from your brain...."
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She shakes her head. "I-It's... It's never going away. I'm going to have to bleach my brain to get rid of that image..." She cracks up laughing again.
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He growls lightly, eye twitching in subtle annoyance. "The bleach could be arranged...."
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He shrugs. "I rather him than I."
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((*falls over laughing*))
"Um...the color s-suits you,"
*bursts out laughing, doing the exact same thing 
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He growls. "SILENCE." He pulls him to his feat. "You will CEASE this infernal laughter at once!"
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TimeRunner raises his hands in defence, still failing to suppress his snickering, "Come now, Claude. You laugh at me when I jump at your spiders. Although, you do look more frightening in that outfit..."
*continues laughing*
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He snarls angrily, his eyes returning to their natural state. "If you do not silence that choking lamb in your throat I will carve it out for you...."
((Angry demon is angry xD lmao If only he would remember their conversation about threats haha))
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((lmao Haha, that is a good one! When in these fits of anger, he tends to forget a lot of things, it seems XD))
Runner attempts to compose himself, snapping the grip over him away, "My, it is rather the sight, you being on the receiving end of laughter for once. Glad to see I take it better than you do."
He looks away, still grinning madly, "Do tell me, who are you winking at in this pic, hmm?"
((If only Runner would remember the encounters withΒ spiders and webs X_X))
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((xD He really does))
He snarls again and turns away, muttering to himself. "NO ONE."
((-snicker- Perhaps he will xD))
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TimeRunner looks back over to him, trying to suppress a laugh now, "Really?? I can think of two people, at least."
((XD *sighs* Perhaps not))
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how much madness did you use ...
(god great picture :3)
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I'm afraid I don't follow....
((lol Thanks xD))
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nevermind than
(( hehe no probs :3))
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"E-excuse me for a moment." *she ran out of the room to laugh hysterically until she red in the face*
"Here, this might help with your hunger." *she hands him some country fried chicken and other 'soul foods' while still snickering*
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His eye twitches at this. "I have no need for such physical sustenance...."
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"Well, it must be better than nothing.... Alright. What do you need?"
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Well I should hope the answer was obvious. I am a demon after all, and there is only ever one thing that a demon needs.
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Ah, right, souls... Well I kinda need mine and can't go around taking another human's soul... Does it haveΒ to be a human soul?
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What else could provide nourishment for the sin I supposedly embody?
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I don't know. Maybe something like animal soul? Or in your case, insects?
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He rolls his eyes. "As much as I would like to say I could it just wouldn't work. The souls of animals or other creatures just don't satisfy me the way a carefully cultivated human soul does...."
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"That's too bad, if you gave it a shot you wouldn't be starving, and reapers would get off your case." She looks outside at some perched crows in a tree.
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I can see your point but there is just something about a humans soul that the soul of an animal just cannot compare to...
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"Calm down you utterly corrupted with rage demon! SUFFICE YOURSELF AND EAT SOME CAKE !but not mine though cause I'm gonna kill you if you touch my cake"
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You simply must be joking....
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As was I if the inflection on my words wasn't enough for you to see...
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My friend.. wants me to feed you chicken. c: *gives a chicken*
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And what am I to do with poultry? Besides cook it for my master?
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Then why does your friend wish me to have it? I have no need to eat such things so this creature is wasted if not cooked or set free...
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((oh my, i love Sailor Moon but a Sailor Claude???))
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((lol I know xD I can't even anymore OMG))
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((XD to me those are definitely NOT his colors))
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((NO, not at all xD))
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((I think black and red or gold would fit him))
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((I like black best, red is second, gold looks nice and blue I think suits him as well lol Oh, sometimes white too xD))
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*"Ooooooooooooooooooooo demon Claude is going to let loose. Well then, I will be sure not to get in your way. And also.. try not get my soul by mistake. Cause if anything, I want to be on your side and not against you." Making sure to be in a certain position, distance to not get in his cross-fire.*
((I did laugh but I also face palmed at the pic when I first saw it but then I KNEW it would be enraging for Claude. >_<))
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I will try my best but it is probably safer to keep a slight distance.....
((lmao xD Yep! Yep yep that was the straw that broke the camels back))
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He was trying his hardest no to laugh, but was unsuccessful.
(That picture made my day XD)
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His eye twitches. "Oh just let it out before I do something brash..." He growled.
((lmao xD Glad I could amuse you~!))
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He chuckled at him."how did you get yourself into that Faustus? "He said while chuckling.Β
(Yeah there's a sailor Sebastian picture too though XD)
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"Probably much in the same way you managed to get yourself into it you git..." He growls.
((lol Yeah I saw that xD))
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"Pardon? "He asked.
(It's hilarious XD)
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((It really was xD))
He rolls his eyes. "I'm quite certain you aren't hard of hearing..."
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