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Description "Okay..." He takes a rather unnecessary deep breath. "I am going to try very hard not to let myself snap in front of everyone and go on a mad murdering spree...." He grits his teeth trying to compose himself. "So, in order to protect you all, I did it earlier..." He pauses. "I'm still fucking starving..."

He clears his throat at this. "Now then, I'm going to give you a choice here." He starts. "You and your little, accomplice, can deliberate among yourselves and decide which of you I'm going to eat first. My momentary lapse in stability earlier did no provide enough sustenance to satisfy me so one of you will have to do." He takes another deep breath. "Do try not to keep me waiting, I'm not what you would call a patient man..."

Sent in by nasexsavkifs .... the accomplice of course, Makoto-4-13

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ThePerfectButler In reply to ??? [2014-07-17 09:22:22 +0000 UTC]

"I don't recall wearing such a ridiculous costume. "He replied.Β 

(Yes XD)

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-07-18 06:01:19 +0000 UTC]

"Oh no?" He scoffs. "Then what pray tell, is this?"

nasexsavkifs.deviantart.com/ar…

((xD))

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-07-18 06:07:39 +0000 UTC]

"Oh dear....surely that person has a death wish...."

(Best thing ever XD)

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-07-18 06:48:54 +0000 UTC]

"Clearly...."

((lmao xD INDEED))

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-07-18 07:31:37 +0000 UTC]

"For once we agree on something..."

(Yes XD)

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-07-18 09:06:56 +0000 UTC]

"It is a touch odd; agreeing with you.... What the hell is this...?"

((xD))

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-07-18 15:17:46 +0000 UTC]

"I have no idea...."

(These two XD)

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-07-19 08:42:55 +0000 UTC]

"This must be some sort of trick.... A ploy to get us to cooperate."

((xD It is very amusing....))

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-07-19 10:17:45 +0000 UTC]

"Yet again I agree....It's almost scary."

(Yes very XD)

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-07-20 05:02:50 +0000 UTC]

"Then stop agreeing with me; you're making it worse..."

((xD))

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-07-20 05:29:05 +0000 UTC]

"Stop saying things that I agree with. "

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-07-20 06:49:29 +0000 UTC]

He snorts. "I am merely vocalizing my thoughts on the situation. You are the one agreeing...."

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-07-20 11:33:36 +0000 UTC]

"Well then perhaps you shouldn't do it so well."

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-07-22 03:07:36 +0000 UTC]

He rolls his eyes. "Why am I still having this conversation with you...?"

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-07-22 19:46:16 +0000 UTC]

"I don't know you tell me Faustus. "

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-07-23 23:00:45 +0000 UTC]

He grits his teeth. "Likely because you won't silence that strangled cat you call a voice...."

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-07-24 13:11:51 +0000 UTC]

"........that was uncalled for...."he killed a spider in front of him.

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-07-24 21:21:25 +0000 UTC]

((xD))

His eye twitches. "What was uncalled for? My likening your voice to that of a dying cat?" He adjusts his glasses. "If you like I could show you a comparison by actually strangling said creature for you to hear..." He grabs a black cat that happens to be wandering passed by the scruff of its neck, holding it up at eye level for him to see.

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-07-25 05:02:02 +0000 UTC]

(Oh my god...Claude, put... the cat...down XD)

He gave a cold look."what you're doing now is even more uncalled for...you don't have to prove anything, just let the poor thing go and your poor spiders will be spared."he instructed. Some ravens had gathered around Sebastian. "They haven't eaten in a while..."was all he said.

(Oh snap, stuff just got real XD)

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-07-25 05:15:34 +0000 UTC]

((xD Oh you know he won't lmao))

Claude narrowed his eyes. "What was uncalled for was the killing of the spider because I likened your voice to a cats dying screams..." He hisses back at the hissing cat in his hand. "I of course am not quite as attached to spiders as you seem to be to cats. Therefore it stands to reason that I am perfectly justified when I say to you that I don't fear hollow threats...."

((xD Indeed))

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-08-13 10:04:07 +0000 UTC]

(XD I know, Β say did you know I'm also TheStrict-Reaper? )

He growled in anger. "Fine, your spiders are spared just please put the cat down Faustus. "He said with a sigh. "My voice will forever please others, so I won't let your remark get to me."he grumbled. Even though it actually wounded his pride and left him feeling slightly dejected. He However was strong enough to hide it very well.Β 

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-08-13 21:27:52 +0000 UTC]

((NO I DID NOT KNOW THAT ;A; OMG lol That is awesome xD))

He snorted at this, ignoring the angry cat swatting at his face. "Don't look so dejected Michaelis; you still have your beloved fans to love and adore you..." He threw the cat towards him. "Take your feline."

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-08-14 06:35:03 +0000 UTC]

(Yeah XD)

He caught the cat and glared at him."I'm not dejected and I don't really care for those fans of mine."he grumbled. "I swear I hate you more than reapers."the cat perched itself on his shoulder. "More than dogs as well." He narrowed his eyes.Β 

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-08-14 08:22:27 +0000 UTC]

((XD))

He pretended to yawn, acting bored. "... and? Is there anything else you'd like to throw at me or are we done here?" He growled. He didn't like being in such close proximity to him like this, not with those red eyes staring back at him.

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-08-25 09:31:59 +0000 UTC]

"Nothing....I'll just leave now before things get out of hand here."he muttered as he started walking away with the cat as a few more followed him. The ravens followed him as well.

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-08-25 09:48:32 +0000 UTC]

He narrowed his eyes as he watched him walking away. "..... You know something Michaelis it annoys me that you act so surprised when I express my hatred for you. How else do you believe I should be acting towards you?"

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-08-27 01:15:29 +0000 UTC]

"I expect nothing of you Faustus, simple as that."he didn't bother turning around he just kept walking. "If fate should habe it properly we should never cross paths again."he muttered. He didn't really feel like fighting he just wanted to leave and think about it.Β 

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-08-27 09:23:43 +0000 UTC]

Feeling a little invasive he decided to cut him off, an angry glare on his face as he looked down at him, his eyes nearly boring holes into the ravens. "You're acting odd... I don't like it..."

((xD Looking down means nothing as he is only two inches taller than Sebby lmao))

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-08-28 04:36:12 +0000 UTC]

"I'm not acting odd, now leave me alone. "He said as calmly as possible. He didn't bother looking at him. "As I said before, Β I want nothing to do with you just like you don't want anything to do with me."he pulled up the collar of his coat and narrowed his eyes. "Now, please do stop blocking my path."

(XD)

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-08-28 06:03:30 +0000 UTC]

He merely snorts at this and stands his ground. "Now you just sound childish." He growls, crossing his arms. "And here I thought I was the younger one. Honestly if you were truly unconcerned with my actions you would have done something to keep me from being invasive awhile ago..."

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-08-28 06:28:32 +0000 UTC]

He sighed. "If you despise me so much,then why keep conversing with me?"he asked with a raised brow. "As for being childish, Β I'm not be ing childish at all."he figured he'd jump up to the rooftop area in order to pass by him. "I'll be taking my leave now. "He jumped up just as he planned and ran forward as fast as he could.Β 

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-09-01 09:56:00 +0000 UTC]

He snorted with a growl at this and decided to give chase. He really didn't know why he was doing this right now but it felt right for the moment. When he caught sight of him again he tripped him with his spider threads and tried to pin him to the ground beneath his body. "Listen here; you were the one that brought all this on Michaelis. You could have done something to save yourself the trouble I've caused the night I was turned so the only person to blame for this is you..." He hissed.

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-09-01 11:01:44 +0000 UTC]

"I don't blame you for anything."he didn't look at him while he was pinned down."now that we've established that let me go so I move on with my damned life and you yours."he still didn't look at him. He just laid there."I have things to do you know. So if you wish to harm me as a form of payback for not helping you that night I'll accept the punishment without a fight."

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-09-01 11:23:55 +0000 UTC]

Claude retracted a bit and stared at him as though he were trying to figure something out. ".... You say that as though you expect me to do something grievous to you Sebastian..."

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-09-01 11:41:05 +0000 UTC]

"Why wouldn't you? It's a perfect and open opportunity to do so. If you didn't want to harm me then why go through all this trouble? "He asked with a raised brow. "We're enemies, Β so I don't expect any mercy from you Claude."

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-09-01 11:55:04 +0000 UTC]

He narrowed his eyes and pulled back, sitting on his waist to keep him in place. ".... You truly think of me full of such malice don't you....?" He more stated this than asked it, his eyes slowly returning to their natural state as a deep growl escaped him. "You really don't understand my hatred for you do you?" He snarled, lunging forward as though he were about to bite his throat but stopped, one clawed hand beside his head while the other threatened to pierce his heart. "Trust me if I thought it would make any sort of difference I would have ripped you apart the day I saw you in Trancy manor...." He hisses, raking his claws down his chest harshly.

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-09-01 12:13:42 +0000 UTC]

"You're right, Β I don't understand it."he didn't flinch as he attacked him. He winced at the feeling of being scratched ever so slightly. "I take your word for it Faustus, I don't doubt it for one minute either. "He looked st him."deliver the final blow if that is your true desire.we're creatures of malice, so naturally we kill each other off."was all he said. He was as calm as ever.Β 

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-09-01 12:23:13 +0000 UTC]

He snarled and grabbed him by the throat. "No, of course you don't. You'd have to care to explain to me why you let this happen in the first place in order to understand it!" He growled trying to hide the pain in his eyes. His grip loosened at this. "I just don't get it.... I loath your very existence; I wish to gouge out your eyes and eat them! Yet, here we are and all I can think of is the why. Why did you stand there are watch me turn if you really didn't think I'd be able to handle it?" He stops himself and leans back again with a sigh. "..... I don't know why I'm bothering to ask; it's not as though you'll give me any sort of real answer anyways..."

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-09-01 13:01:37 +0000 UTC]

"You want to know why...I'll tell you why. If I would've stopped them then I would've been in trouble. In other words I was preventing my hide from being punished. I know its selfish, but as you've witnessed things are quite brutal in our world compared to that of the human world and reaper realm. So my deepest apologies that you had to go through that just because I was a coward back then. Not that my apology means anything to you, but I thought I'd just say it."he replied as he decomposed himself.Β 

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-09-01 21:57:00 +0000 UTC]

The spider narrowed his eyes at this and turned his head. "It might actually mean something if I knew whether or not you actually meant it..." He sighed looking back to him distantly. "I suppose I can't rightly blame you for trying preserve your own life; self preservation is key among our kind..." He shakes his head and stands up, pulling Sebastian to his feet.

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-09-01 22:54:46 +0000 UTC]

"I do mean it in all honesty."he didn't expect him to help him up and it shocked him. "I could've gotten up myself, but thanks anyway. "He muttered. "And yes self preservation is definitely key."he replied.Β 

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-09-01 23:13:15 +0000 UTC]

He merely shrugs slightly. "I may hate you but that doesn't mean my manners go completely out the window Michaelis..."

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-09-01 23:22:38 +0000 UTC]

"I see that now, well then carry on with your day."he replied simply as he dusted off his clothing.Β 

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-09-02 04:56:37 +0000 UTC]

Instead of heeding the idea he simply hissed and started to circle him. "You tell me to leave but you know damn well we'll be seeing one another again..." He started. "We may as well finish this now Michaelis; either by coming to a compromise of sorts or with blood. Take your pick..." He stopped, looking him dead in the eye. His own actions were baffling even himself at the moment but he tried not to let it show.

((Pfft, he really should learn when to let it go xD))

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-09-02 05:10:23 +0000 UTC]

(Yeah XD)

"Very well then Faustus. Β You name it; either one I will comply with. I just wish to put an end to this all."he replied calmly. He didn't want matters worse than what they were, so he came off as humbled in behavior for the time being.Β 

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-09-02 05:22:49 +0000 UTC]

((To bad he's stubborn xD))

He lets out a crocodile like hiss and turns his head. "I believe I told you to take your pick, not instruct me to tell you what I want." He narrowed his eyes, trying to ignore the nagging feeling inside of him telling him to leave.

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-09-02 05:35:42 +0000 UTC]

"Fine, I'd rather have a truce than spill one another's blood."he replied. He could tell that he was irritated and didn't want to push the subject any further. He just stood there and looked at him.

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-09-02 05:44:50 +0000 UTC]

He narrowed his eyes again and walked around behind him. "And did you have something particular in mind Michaelis....?" He sighed subtly at his own actions; he knew he should just walk away but refused to leave it. Must be the spider in him, he thought.

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ThePerfectButler In reply to x-Ask-Claude-x [2014-09-02 06:12:50 +0000 UTC]

"Perhaps with some sort of deal. I'm not really sure."he replied. Β Just how could they make a truce? "How does a truce sound? "He asked as he tilted his head to the side. "I won't betray it I promise. "

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x-Ask-Claude-x In reply to ThePerfectButler [2014-09-02 08:40:34 +0000 UTC]

"You won't betray it?" Claude made a face and paced around to face him head on again, standing almost uncomfortably close. "Why is it not you concerned with being betrayed? Was it not I that negated things before?" He tilted his head with a genuinely curious look in his eyes.

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