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Published: 2011-08-16 08:53:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 8302; Favourites: 171; Downloads: 130
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Catcher: I'm an Earth Pony. You've probably never heard of me.
Cheshire: Flying is soooo mainstream...
Catcher and I are always talking about how much more awesome we are because we don't fly unlike the overpopulation of pegasi and alicorns.
Hipster ground dwellers ftw.
Also, I changed their cutie marks to freakin' triangles because there's nothing more hipster than some fucking triangles.
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This is incredibly true. In my herd of friend I'm on of 3 unicorns out of 9 ponies. Although our one earth pony is truly the hipster.
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hipsters can't be bronies being a brony is mainstream now
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lmao, this is so cute... wait is cute mainstream now <,<;
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well guess im mainstream then <3 cuuuuuuuuuuttttteeee XD
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That's okay you can be mainstream.
I still love you. xD
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...all earth ponies are hipsters, eh?
Well they are earth ponies. So they'd feel right at home with...
B)
Underground culture.
*shot*
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That was the best pun ever.
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No, the best pun ever is...
Never mind. You've probably never heard it, and if I told you you'd tell your friends and they'd probably tell someone who, I don't know, plays sportsball and shoot-'em-downs or whatever those are called, and it would get manestream and we'd have to move on to some other pun.
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>there's nothing more hipster than some fucking triangles
Bullshit. You want underground, find an Annulus.
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But you see, the meaning behind the triangle is pretty obscure.
You've probably never heard of it.
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Are you talking about how it used to be a phallic symbol?
If so, you're thinking of chevrons.
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No, the meaning of it for hipster kids.
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Triforce is the best triangle ever.
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Technically, wouldn't it be the best four (or five) triangles ever?
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Exactly.
It's a triangle made of triangles.
That's just epic.
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Seems to me like it's trying too hard.
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You're just not hipster enough to appreciate it.
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I was a ground dweller once.... then i gave myself wings... and a purple string...
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You can't be hipster like us, then.
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buuut you forget
IM A CARTOON >
ic an remove my wings if i want ^^
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And... I can grow wings if I want?
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Grow some wings that i can nom on them
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Grow a horn so I can lick it.
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Use your magic to give me a horn. Then you can lick it...
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I don't know if magic'd horns have the same effect though... :I
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Don't know unless you try it?
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.... Fine.
-magicks you a horn-
... Haha, mine's bigger.
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-.-
You know its humiliating when a chicks horn is bigger than yours....
Anywhore go about doing what you were going to do
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I may have magic'd you a smaller one on purpose. >:3
-pounces on and proceeds to lick horn-..... Anything?
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................... nope...............
*Lies*
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nope, keep trying.
*lies again*
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I guess magic'd horns really don't have the same effect as real horns. :I
.... -slobbers all over it-
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*Tries to keep a straight face*
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-treats it like a damn popsicle-
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*Loses the ability to keep a straight face*
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